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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Epic High Five posted:



I never knew Putin and Dubbya went to wizarding school together

5 points to house nose grease

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Epic High Five posted:

The images? Probably not, unless you're a robot

haha yessss

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
trump is just intimidated by how much larger putins hands are than trumps even though he is way shorter

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

bush bad
trump bad
power glove bad
all bad

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

trump is just intimidated by how much larger putins hands are than trumps even though he is way shorter

And for all that Putin fronts being a big tough guy and is actually kinda doughy, he's positively ripped compared to Donald "I eat fast food constantly and never exercise" Trump.

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Turdfuzz posted:

bush bad
trump bad
power glove bad
all bad

All? I'm all. gently caress you. You're the one who is all.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

I live in Los Angeles and I believe China has nuclear missiles aimed at LA. I'm scurred.

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Piggy Smalls posted:

I live in Los Angeles and I believe China has nuclear missiles aimed at LA. I'm scurred.

Good. You guys voted Hillary the most. So you should die the most.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Piggy Smalls posted:

I live in Los Angeles and I believe China has nuclear missiles aimed at LA. I'm scurred.

maybe your governor will launch a defense satellite to shoot them down

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

if superman were real then we wouldnt even have to worry about nukes ffs
just invent a superman

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

cumshitter posted:

wasnt there a story about how dubyas secret service took a fancy port o pottie with him when he travelled abroad so foreign countries couldnt analyze the presidents urine and find out he was on coke and poo poo????

i remember cool angry old man mike malloy ranting about it on AIR AMERICA, radio station for the REAL MAJORITY

They do this for all presidents

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Turdfuzz posted:

if superman were real then we wouldnt even have to worry about nukes ffs
just invent a superman

you know who else tried to invent a superman

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Piggy Smalls posted:

I live in Los Angeles and I believe China has nuclear missiles aimed at LA. I'm scurred.

well, yeah. san deigo and the dowtown/port especially, though. don't worry, san francisco bay area is toast too.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

you know who else tried to invent a superman

was it albert einstein cuz i swear that guy gets around

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Turdfuzz posted:

if superman were real then we wouldnt even have to worry about nukes ffs
just invent a superman

We have one, he works at The Daily Planet GQ Magazine

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



All will be equalized by the nuclear hellfire on January 22nd.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

theflyingexecutive posted:

no, trap means trans woman and loving weeaboos invented that other definition after the fact

it's a whole other kettle of (very sexy) fish
:goonsay:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Hannity and Sorbo are making a movie where atheist Hercules finds Christ, thafs sort of like creating your own superman rite

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

http://www.recode.net/2016/12/15/13976806/immigration-maternity-leave-grid-software-president-trump-tech-meeting

quote:

One of the most interesting exchanges was with Alphabet executive chairman Eric Schmidt, who briefly noted that he pondered what he would do if he were president, and then made the point that governmental information-technology programs were antiquated and unsafe, and needed to be upgraded.

Schmidt then suggested to Trump that he be the “software president,” a phrase Trump misheard as “soft” president. Trump was not going to be soft!

:confused:

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Covok posted:

The biggest irony is it's not actually unprecedented. China did this once before with a jet.

what loving part of Post Truth Reality are you fuckers not getting

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

WarMECH posted:

the President-elect of the United States of America is a Big Dumb Idiot

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


that seems an awful lot like truth to me

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Tiler Kiwi posted:

what loving part of Post Truth Reality are you fuckers not getting

Clearly they get the post part of the equation

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

if dems wanna start winning again then they should just nominate a gun
bang bang bang so simple!

orange sky
May 7, 2007


The man said that "the security aspect of cyber is worrying." he doesn't know what software is.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

weve always been post truth
ever hear of the bible???
:smug:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

i only post truths

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

freckle posted:

Good. You guys voted Hillary the most. So you should die the most.

If Hillary had won we wouldnt be in this pridicument. This is simply unpresidented and rediculous!!

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Oiled and Ready posted:

Clearly they get the post part of the equation

nice

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Turdfuzz posted:

weve always been post truth
ever hear of the bible???
:smug:

No and I never will.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Piggy Smalls posted:

If Hillary had won we wouldnt be in this pridicument. This is simply unpresidented and rediculous!!

On the plus side, when Trump starts WW3, we will be split between East United States and West United States and they get to be on the China ruled side. Us New Yorkers have to suffer under the Russian ruled side.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
fast food president has a nice ring to it

maybe trump can swing another mcdonalds marketing deal

this years state of the union brought to you by the all new quadruple big mac

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Turdfuzz posted:

weve always been post truth
ever hear of the bible???
:smug:

does it have good sex scenes?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Epic High Five posted:

Hannity and Sorbo are making a movie where atheist Hercules finds Christ, thafs sort of like creating your own superman rite

Gonna be dope to see how they have Jesus exist hundreds of years before he did.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Covok posted:

On the plus side, when Trump starts WW3, we will be split between East United States and West United States and they get to be on the China ruled side. Us New Yorkers have to suffer under the Russian ruled side.

If I survive I would be in heaven eating Chinese food for life.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
plus american fast food is made in america

BUY AMERICAN HIRE AMERICAN

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Turdfuzz posted:

if dems wanna start winning again then they should just nominate a gun
bang bang bang so simple!

yea i got a few ideas for guns that could- *secret service's GOONS alarm light starts blinking on their dashboard*

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
I wonder what Trump will do when he realizes that negging China isn't like negging Cruz. China won't just bend over for orange cock, they'll pull out a knife and cut it off.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Epic High Five posted:

Hannity and Sorbo are making a movie where atheist Hercules finds Christ, thafs sort of like creating your own superman rite

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/742373114034540545

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
goons itt think Trump insulting/shaming other governments will actually result in them bending over for Trump is actually amusing to me.

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