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Dongicus posted:anyone got some funny graphs
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TheLightPurges posted:Chris Roberts, CEO of Cloud Imperium Games, literally called the website for his games, Star Citizen and SQ42, robertsspaceindustries.com. Hes a giant tool. I get the sinking feeling that the RSI line of ships are the "High quality, high price" porsche equivalents in the SC world? In SC lore is RSI founded by visionary Chris Roberts?
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:03 |
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Hmmmm.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:03 |
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Xaerael posted:IIRC I linked it to something incredibly racist, but that was some time ago and my brain can barely retain information it received in the past week I could see MISC standing for Musashi Industrial Shipping Concern. I had the pleasure to work for Mitsubishi Heavy Industries for a year (working on cardboard box making machines. Oh so boring!), and Mitsubishi was the shipyard that created the Musashi and Yamato. Mitsubishi actually started out as a shipping company, and at one point their name was Mitsubishi Gōshi Kaisha, which roughly translates to "Mitsubishi commerce company/corporation". So, I could see that MISC is somewhat clever, if not completely unoriginal.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:09 |
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When I graduated high school I moved out of state to a fairly well paying industrial job. I got bad social anxiety and depression so it wasn't exactly the best experience. I moved up there by myself, lived on my own, and didn't know anybody up there. I think if anyone else was given the opportunity of a clean slate with a well paying 9-5 job they would excel; not me though. I don't got much experience talking to anyone, more specifically the ladies. I'm addicted to porn and I hate it. I often masturbate 4 times a day to any fetishes you can imagine. So since this was the first time I lived on my own, I decided to get a little frisky and buy a toy. I bought this giant replica rear end/vagina replica of some porn star I can't remember and a couple starter dildos for the prostate off Adam and Eve. Well the dildos came in first so I used them. I was feeling a little constipated earlier in the day but didn't think nothing of it. After reaching climax I took the dildo out, stood up and there was a small puddle of poo. Instead of cleaning it up I just slept on the opposite side of the bed for 4 months. I was really excited when my rear end came in. I named her Susan. I had never used anything like it before, the pleasure was amazing. The first 6 times were great, but after a while she started to stink because I didn't clean her out. I remember leaving one weekend to visit my family back home and when I came back it was like a horror scene. Fruit flies were everywhere, they were coming straight out of Susan's Anus. The stench of dried lube and rotten cum was too much.... I spent well into the triple digits on Susan though so I got one last round in. It was weird taking that shower and having to wash off dead fruit flies off my dick. Anyway, that was about 8 years ago now and Star Citizen is still the most hosed up thing I've ever seen.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:18 |
ArfJason posted:Hey guys, reminder that i got doxxed by the chillotopia that is the star citizen megathread because i pointed out its not normal to spend months carefully and obsessively following people online to laugh at their family, posting graphs because the number is funnier than the other numvber or doxxing people, which has happened before in this thread by an ex mod. I hope you all realize how insane this is. Do you have any actual proof of this doxxing? Because if not, shut the gently caress up, Trent.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:18 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:It was horrid - not gonna sugarcoat that one. Actually, sorry, MoMA. I don't think anyone could.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:23 |
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TheLightPurges posted:When I graduated high school I moved out of state to a fairly well paying industrial job. I got bad social anxiety and depression so it wasn't exactly the best experience. I moved up there by myself, lived on my own, and didn't know anybody up there. I think if anyone else was given the opportunity of a clean slate with a well paying 9-5 job they would excel; not me though. mods??
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:24 |
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Mr.PayDay posted:"With Star Marine being a total success on the PTU with 2.6, and the release of the Caterpillar and other ships that are being offered in the holiday sale i cant begin to explain my jubilant mindset. CIG has delivered once again. CIG thank you for doing the crunch and getting this out playable! That's ridiculous, having the PR teams all working overtime on a Saturday. Geez
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:24 |
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alf_pogs posted:call your parents ...if you know who they are, and they admit to having you, that is.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:27 |
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Beet Wagon posted:Do you have any actual proof of this doxxing? Because if not, shut the gently caress up, Trent. His concern trolling will probably end sooner if he doesn't get a reaction every time he does it.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:27 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:I was only really wrong on point #3. Yes, your one point that would have shown CIG is actually making some progress is the one point that you were really wrong on.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:32 |
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IncredibleIgloo posted:I've heard rumor that you actually have a fake stack! Stack number 4 is only there for looks and to wow all the White Star fan boys! This is true. But just keep it between us, ok? Next time I catch you looking up my stacks we're going to have words!
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:38 |
ManofManyAliases posted:It was horrid - not gonna sugarcoat that one. Isn't that like... your whole job?
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:38 |
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Lime Tonics posted:
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:43 |
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The Titanic posted:I bought 4. One for each stack. Gotta fill all the holes! I'm gonna fill the one from that horrible iceberg encounter on the side with the fidelitous King Ship with it's fully modeled interior. I like the hell out of you, but, I have to ask... WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT? Tell me to not imagine something? I am going to have to go take a shitposting break to scrub myself bloody under scalding hot water (I doubt it will make the shuddering pass though).
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:53 |
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ArfJason posted:Btw over 400 posts on a friday night all about the bad spacegame and how to kill the people making it. Good going. Hi! Out of curiosity, have you considered putting a modicum of effort into these? I feel it would help achieve the funny you are going for and demonstrate some of that famous FYAD flair
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:53 |
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Who was it that predicted they would release 2.6 to the paid subscribers only for the holiday season to get people to pay to play it?
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:56 |
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The Titanic posted:This is true. Not a problem, I am only interested in ladies who can put *all* their propellers in reverse.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:56 |
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hakimashou posted:Who was it that predicted they would release 2.6 to the paid subscribers only for the holiday season to get people to pay to play it? Wrecked Angle posted:That's actually a rather cunningly devious plan from CIG if that's their intention.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 01:01 |
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RubberJohnny posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/media/18235dq8cydhur/store_slideshow_small_zoom/Derek-Smart-Was-Right.jpg Holy poo poo. Galarox posted:The (air)ship Clown Stimperium goes down
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 01:02 |
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If there is a prize for the best predictions you should get it for that
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 01:04 |
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Sunswipe posted:Star Citizen: The hilarity is not intentional ^ This is very good ^
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 01:04 |
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You know the best part of Star Citizen is that since it's never coming out, B'tak will never have to live in fear. He can be free of his fears of someday encountering another player in a game who may do something to him.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 01:04 |
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fuctifino posted:'Star Citizen' Awkward Alpha 2.6 Stream Doesn't Show Squadron 42 & Asks Fans For More Money Only needed to go three comments in before someone was accused of being Derek.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 01:07 |
I predicted this in my blog back in April.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 01:08 |
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Star Citizen, Brought to you by the element and the
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 01:08 |
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By now it should be pretty clear this is his fetish. "Oh no, pirates! Don't stomp on my ballistic missiles."
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 01:12 |
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HycoCam posted:Hardy harhar--CIG never, ever planned a live release before Christmas. I'll bet you the 2.6 patch goes to the PTU--where anyone with a subscription can play. Where I'm sure it will sit for a month or so before the free, live release. Gotta get that $10 out everyone. Wrecked Angle posted:That's actually a rather cunningly devious plan from CIG if that's their intention. But don't hate on CIG. for something awful is the going rate...
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 01:19 |
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ArfJason posted:Btw over 400 posts on a friday night all about the bad spacegame and how to kill the people making it. Good going. Have I mentioned killing anyone? , are you again? Titanic, are you currently fueled by your boundless rage? Oh, wait, no. YOU are the only person talking about killing people. Go away, sit in your corner, and wank yourself to sleep thinking you are even cohabiting the same reality we are.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 01:23 |
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Sillybones posted:By now it should be pretty clear this is his fetish. "Oh no, pirates! Don't stomp on my ballistic missiles." ~`^That feel when daddy makes you feed him your Connies^`~ *uguu*
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 01:25 |
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Foo Diddley posted:Can confirm--I thought it was Lowtax until I clicked on it My musical recommendation on Reddit tonight was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBupia9oidU . Terribly apropos, methinks and a lovely tune to boot, IMO.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5ixkl4/an_open_letter_to_cig_from_someone_who_actually/quote:If you could some up everything in this letter to a single, concise, point, it would be that. You have lost our trust. Your practices and decisions, NOT the rate of development or the ambition of the project, are the cause of this. Yet you don’t seem to get that. As I said in the beginning, I’m not just some random or self-entitled voice here. Many of you have spoken at great length with me. Many of you and the community know me. I want this project to succeed. I want it to succeed so badly I could cry. But I’m also not a fool. Remember, CIG, that we, the community, your customers, are the watchman that will try to keep you from falling into all the bad business practices that plague this industry. It is your job to listen to us and to take us seriously. Because without us, you…are nothing but yet another failed crowdfunded project. So, I stand here, pleading with tears in my eyes, fix yourselves. Please.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 01:38 |
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The idea that Chris Roberts even for a millisecond listened to, let alone valued the opinion of his customers is truly hilarious
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 02:15 |
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Gotta feel bad for those poor commandos praying to the crobbers
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 02:19 |
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Their saviour ain't listening
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Why is our hero Arf only getting sixers? Step it up Beer/Beet.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 02:24 |
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thatguy posted:Why is our hero Arf only getting sixers? Step it up Beer/Beet. He's full of poo poo. All the shitizen murdering plans happen on Discord, not SA.
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Daztek posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5iwojq/so_much_for_discrete_packaging_wife_is_now/ Ah good. All the bad husbands have sprung the trap!
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