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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

I think it looks fine but lol at an ordinary person trying to pull it off.

Especially men.

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cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug


This got lost in semen chat, but I think the thing that tickles me most about this is how Dahmer REALLY wouldn't be into her.

If she wanted a Serial Killer boothang that might be into ganking her, Bundy is more the speed she should be into.

cool kids inc. has a new favorite as of 23:46 on Dec 16, 2016

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C_99XJqIs4

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
If there was a venn diagram of :spergin: and *~random~* this guy would be in the loving middle.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Arcsquad12 posted:

It also looks really cold and drafty.

Too many buttons to operate efficiently.
:goonsay:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

He's got a lot of chicks I bet. Hanging on him down at the local bar. Asking to sit next to him. Tell me about PAC man again.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
:britain:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWFH1Y0WocI

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006


This is great.

shelley
Nov 8, 2010

Wheat Loaf posted:

WAY PAST COOL!


Haha, where can I read about this?

This story itself is worth telling, but that's a bit of a spin on it. The forum admin uses the nick Null, and the person involved is named Greta.

No one on the forum had done anything to Greta, but some of her acquaintances had been harassed. Null is not shy about his personal details, which makes it easy to find him if you want to.

Null had never said a bad word about Greta. They had never spoken to each other.

Greta flew cross-country to Florida and drove to Null's house. When she arrived, he was out at dinner with his family. So she parked somewhere on the street and waited for them to get home.

Null and his family got home, and he went to use the bathroom. This is when Greta knocked on the door. Null's mom answered and they had a brief, confused conversation before Greta peacefully left.

Basically everyone involved is awkward as hell in one way or another. Hopefully this isn't derailing :/

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

The Snoo posted:

just use some goddamn tissues what the gently caress is wrong with dudes
It's called environmental responsibility ma'am. Socks are reusable. I mean, sure, you should compost your jizz, but in an urban setting that isn't always an option.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Blow your load onto your pet and then it's their problem. Autocorrect changed that last sentence to a morally inept statement by reading "... into your pet" really glad I caught that before outing myself

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Predictive text reveals much

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

shelley posted:

No one on the forum had done anything to Greta

lmao except try to discredit her charity as a fraud and have a whole subforum dedicated to her? gtfo kiwi farmer

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

:lol: if you're not using your mouth as a cum recycling center.

:lol: if you ever relieve your manservant Enrique from his spooge towelling dudes

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQJdmmnXzwg

Another from the Totally Obsessed show, this time an rear end in a top hat who loves E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. At one point he gathers together guys in red hoodies to re-enact the bicycle scene but makes one of the guys stay behind because his hoody isn't to the guy's standards.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

This is a TV series? Hold my beer I'm going in!

Edit: OH MY GOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz3m_7ozhNo

Ularg has a new favorite as of 14:17 on Dec 17, 2016

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Wanna know Turtle Girls opinion on where the franchise has gone

I need to know in my heart if shes still loyal

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

I can't tell if these guys are 14 or 40

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

gentle pete posted:

I can't tell if these guys are 14 or 40

Both.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Serperoth posted:

These lads are so British that the one on the left in the pic is gonna get his dick sniped.

The guy on the right is wearing a sweatshirt for a college in Pennsylvania

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Male Tears posted:

The guy on the right is wearing a sweatshirt for a college in Pennsylvania

Franklin & Marshall is an Italian clothing company.

Which started cause its founders found a sweatshirt for the college and liked it.

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Wanna know Turtle Girls opinion on where the franchise has gone

I need to know in my heart if shes still loyal

She claims VH1 made her out to be crazier than she really is, which is probably true (she says she doesn't eat pizza everyday, that she started karate to protect herself from bullies and that she doesn't really believe the Turtles are with her when she fights, and that she didn't put herself into debt to buy the Turtle heads) but she's still a massive fan. She has a vlog on YouTube called Cowabunga Corner which I'm sure talks about the newer Turtles.

There's another segment that has been done on her called Fanatical, which can also be found on YouTube.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Serperoth posted:

Franklin & Marshall is an Italian clothing company.

Which started cause its founders found a sweatshirt for the college and liked it.

Hahaha. My brother's an F&M grad. I was traveling in Tokyo and saw and F&M sign and got really excited, thinking they had an overseas campus. I went up the elevator in this mall where the sign was and was wandering around place like an idiot trying to find the campus. I found the store and was bugging the bewildered clerk about where the school was. We obviously didn't find it but I chalked that up to language troubles and bought some incredibly overpriced shirts and hoodies for my brother and his girlfriend.

I was going to give them as Christmas gifts when I go home in a few days.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Male Tears posted:

The guy on the right is wearing a sweatshirt for a college in Pennsylvania

I've got a shirt that says Edward but I'm not Edward.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Jerry Cotton posted:

I've got a shirt that says Edward but I'm not Edward.

Say now, that's just irresponsible.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

I'm on the Abercrombie and Fitch rugby team.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
When I was in highschool I became friends with a guy named Eddie.

For 2 years I just knew him as Eddie.

Until I found out his name was Corey.

His name was Eddie because he used to own a hat that said "GO! Eddie would" and that became his name.

Useless tidbit of information.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Sludge Tank posted:

When I was in highschool I became friends with a guy named Eddie.

For 2 years I just knew him as Eddie.

Until I found out his name was Corey.

His name was Eddie because he used to own a hat that said "GO! Eddie would" and that became his name.

Useless tidbit of information.

I spent a while not even knowing the first or last name of one of my friends. Not only did she got by "Kat" when her name is "Kalie", she even referred to herself using a totally different last name than her actual one. I didn't find out until she changed her Facebook profile to use her real name.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

quote:

I will never be rid of my need for it. I hate and love the box, just as I hate and love myself.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Rough Lobster posted:

Hahaha. My brother's an F&M grad. I was traveling in Tokyo and saw and F&M sign and got really excited, thinking they had an overseas campus. I went up the elevator in this mall where the sign was and was wandering around place like an idiot trying to find the campus. I found the store and was bugging the bewildered clerk about where the school was. We obviously didn't find it but I chalked that up to language troubles and bought some incredibly overpriced shirts and hoodies for my brother and his girlfriend.

I was going to give them as Christmas gifts when I go home in a few days.

I laugh every time I see someone wearing a Hollister t-shirt or whatever. Yeah, what a hip surfer town.

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

It took me a long time to work out that there is someone behind the guy on the left, and he doesn't actually have the worst hairstyle of all time.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Sponge Baathist posted:

really glad I caught that before outing myself
Nope, you still did that. Dog bukkake is pretty bad.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
So this gets posted:



Apparently Imgur has a sizable furry minority that is crawling out of the woodwork:

quote:

You know what... good for them. They seem to be having a good time.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

treiz01 posted:

It took me a long time to work out that there is someone behind the guy on the left, and he doesn't actually have the worst hairstyle of all time.

but his dick does shoot lasers

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Ularg posted:

This is a TV series? Hold my beer I'm going in!

Edit: OH MY GOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz3m_7ozhNo

I went to elementary school with this girl. She drew me a sick Michelangelo picture so we were cool. It was really good I'm not being sarcastic.

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012


Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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"soap doesn't kill bacteria buddy" is a thread title contender

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

AUG Thread: I bet my rear end is cleaner than yours

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

I thought gbs had the market on (b)anal arguements. I stand corrected.

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Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

TheLightPurges posted:

When I graduated high school I moved out of state to a fairly well paying industrial job. I got bad social anxiety and depression so it wasn't exactly the best experience. I moved up there by myself, lived on my own, and didn't know anybody up there. I think if anyone else was given the opportunity of a clean slate with a well paying 9-5 job they would excel; not me though.

I don't got much experience talking to anyone, more specifically the ladies. I'm addicted to porn and I hate it. I often masturbate 4 times a day to any fetishes you can imagine. So since this was the first time I lived on my own, I decided to get a little frisky and buy a toy.

I bought this giant replica rear end/vagina replica of some porn star I can't remember and a couple starter dildos for the prostate off Adam and Eve.

Well the dildos came in first so I used them. I was feeling a little constipated earlier in the day but didn't think nothing of it. After reaching climax I took the dildo out, stood up and there was a small puddle of poo. Instead of cleaning it up I just slept on the opposite side of the bed for 4 months.

I was really excited when my rear end came in. I named her Susan. I had never used anything like it before, the pleasure was amazing. The first 6 times were great, but after a while she started to stink because I didn't clean her out.

I remember leaving one weekend to visit my family back home and when I came back it was like a horror scene. Fruit flies were everywhere, they were coming straight out of Susan's Anus. The stench of dried lube and rotten cum was too much....

I spent well into the triple digits on Susan though so I got one last round in. It was weird taking that shower and having to wash off dead fruit flies off my dick.

Anyway, that was about 8 years ago now and Star Citizen is still the most hosed up thing I've ever seen.

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