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Bloody posted:idk I do a lotta random poo poo. I do fpga and microcontroller stuff by jobtitle but most of my job enjoyment happens in c# development or tooling work (c#/Haskell lmao) I don't really know what I want to do and that's kind of been loving over my job search for the past year+ step one is to decide what you want then you tailor your resume and cover letters and practice interviews to go get it
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I work for money. how do I make the most money
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Bloody posted:I work for money. how do I make the most money suck them off
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you should know that HFT will get you the most money though so go use some f#/ocaml
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i legit put time into looking at becoming a sex worker
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echinopsis posted:i legit put time into looking at becoming a sex worker niteflirt.com, clips4sale.com my friend. easy cash.
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triple sulk posted:you should know that HFT will get you the most money though so go use some f#/ocaml u ever think about what incredible horse poo poo hft is? jiggling some bits around to summon money from the ether? remember the "flash crash" when some bad software did some cascade reaction and they rolled back the market? i remember. lol. Cool.
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not really app. for this thread (the job hunting thread) but i just want to put out there, into the world, that the buyers and sellers of paper products need to be launched into orbit and reduced to the universe's base elements by the incredible weapons of the Culture - bringing to bear the awesome power of Gridfire to break their very atoms down into the pre-cosmic sub-dust from whence they came in the time before the cosmos knew mass.
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hft should be illegal
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mishaq posted:hft should be illegal * finance industry apologist crashes through doors, runs in knocking over chairs , out of breaths says * "Actually"
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mishaq posted:hft should be illegal actually, it should be made irrelevant by global communism and the abolition of money
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Dec 17, 2016 19:06
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actually hft is good
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:step one is to decide what you want i have struggled with this. doesn't help that even when i try to focus my employer goes "oh you're just so flexible!" and moves me all over creation.
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the job im moving to in the new year involves working on hft software gonna stack that paper and try my best to sleep at night
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St Evan Echoes posted:the job im moving to in the new year involves working on hft software hire me
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big scary monsters posted:actually, it should be made irrelevant by global communism and the abolition of money
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finally finished my portfolio site, responsive design is exhausting and I did really easy stuff
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Smythe posted:niteflirt.com, clips4sale.com my friend. easy cash. nah I want real cock in vag action here
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echinopsis posted:nah I want real cock in vag action here not sure dude no xp in that field. good luck tho
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St Evan Echoes posted:the job im moving to in the new year involves working on hft software hft is good because it's how our seed ai overlords will make fat stacks and takeover the world
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Smythe posted:not sure dude no xp in that field. good luck tho yeah thanks. word between the sheets is that i enter satisfactorily so I intend to capitalise on female desperation
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echinopsis posted:yeah thanks. word between the sheets is that i enter satisfactorily so I intend to capitalise on female desperation lol no one is desperate enough to gently caress your thirsty rear end
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:lol no one is desperate enough to gently caress your thirsty rear end i'll gently caress him
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:lol no one is desperate enough to gently caress your thirsty rear end actually, some women are!
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jony neuemonic posted:i have struggled with this. doesn't help that even when i try to focus my employer goes "oh you're just so flexible!" and moves me all over creation. being "flexible" and getting moved all over creation is a good thing. it means you have more fodder for the resume, and you can build a variety of different resumes to suit different job applications the catch is that when you are looking at a specific job, you gotta come up with a specific resume to match it. don't put every g-d thing you ever did for anybody on there. use the stuff that is coherent with a specific narrative that leads to you getting a specific job.
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mishaq posted:hft should be illegal worrying about hft is dumb
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St Evan Echoes posted:the job im moving to in the new year involves working on hft software the only reason you'll have trouble sleeping at night is people calling you about production issues at 4am because the euro markets opened and everything went to hell Notorious b.s.d. fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Dec 18, 2016 |
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worst parts of hft are probably that you might have to write c or verilog
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the cool & good thing about hft is it spurs a bunch of investment and r&d into telecom poo poo i cracked the gently caress up when i first learned these psychos set up nyc-chicago microwave networks because they have lower latency than fiber
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how do I get them to give me money to build nyc London ocean floor waveguide links
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:being "flexible" and getting moved all over creation is a good thing. it means you have more fodder for the resume, and you can build a variety of different resumes to suit different job applications yeah, i can't say it's been bad for my career. just getting tired i guess, but vacation this summer 
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:lol no one is desperate enough to gently caress your thirsty rear end Wrong.
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Bloody posted:how do I get them to give me money to build nyc London ocean floor waveguide links lol that would be awesome
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cheque_some posted:pyf responses to some of these ridic questions I got for a pre-interviewing screening 1. BeOS 4. 172.16.0.0/12
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Bloody posted:also who wants to hire me to do poo poo in boston/new York/dc I'm good at touching computers thanks in advance this job search poo poo's gettin me worn out pm me; we have some software positions open in cambridge
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:lol no one is desperate enough to gently caress your thirsty rear end mate i wish i could get a job as easy as it is for me to find a woman to sleep with. jesus it's back to front: you mother fuckers have my exact opposite problem
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update your e/n thread mate
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the problem with being able to do everything when people know that is everyone asks you for everything. it's great when you're looking for a new job and can tailor your resume for what you really want to do but don't you dare let them catch on that you're 'good with computers' (i'm not a CS person) or you will be stuck forever fixing stupid poo poo because they don't want to call IT
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Smythe posted:Wrong. i feel like i need to start an ngo to donate dignity to echopenises conquests.
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