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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

There is a pretty noticeable difference between when I set my AC to 76 and when I set it to 73 :v:

Yeah whether or not your wife yells at you!

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trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Eastbound Spider posted:

Stop talking about temprature or whatever and look at this fat loving cat

Want to hug this fat cat so much

I am also pretty sure he has a British accent He's Harry Potter's uncle.

trickybiscuits has a new favorite as of 04:30 on Dec 18, 2016

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



VendaGoat posted:

Hey! You found the book I wrote!

To be fair, the answer to "how much energy does it take to boil 1 gram of water" is also "gently caress you" because phase transitions :v:

But still an amazing bit of writing, cheers

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

I have a can of this in my fridge AMA

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Sponge Baathist posted:

I have a can of this in my fridge AMA

if you drank it would it be considered cannibalism

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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gently caress the metric system and any bitch rear end person who uses it

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

trickybiscuits posted:

Want to hug this fat cat so much

I am also pretty sure he has a British accent He's Harry Potter's uncle.

Vernon Purrsley

TheNothingNew
Nov 10, 2008

Eastbound Spider posted:

Stop talking about temprature or whatever and look at this fat loving cat


And the Duke will die before these eyes and he'll know, HE'LL KNOW, that it is I, Baron Vladimir Harkonnen, who encompasses his doom!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BrianBoitano posted:

To be fair, the answer to "how much energy does it take to boil 1 gram of water" is also "gently caress you" because phase transitions :v:

But still an amazing bit of writing, cheers

Thank you! I love meeting fans. It's a thrill to me to have folks that follow my work.

:)

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

if metric is so great how come they use miles all the time in Britain

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

thecluckmeme posted:

if you drank it would it be considered cannibalism

I am what I eat.

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

AlmightyBob posted:

if metric is so great how come they use miles all the time in Britain

Because Miles is the only one that can get the horse to move.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

AlmightyBob posted:

if metric is so great how come they use miles all the time in Britain

How else would you walk a thousand miles to fall down at someone's door?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Because "AH WOOD WALK 1609.34 KILOMETERS TO FALL DAOWN AT YER DOOR" doesn't flow as well.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Zzulu posted:






Why are you like this America


I funny :smugdog:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Data Graham posted:

I really wish all those astronaut quotes were real. I want to believe astronauts are that trollish, it would give us a reason to idolize them again in these terrible times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO4iNhaQms0

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
The only non-scientists in America who know the metric system are drug dealers.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Imagined posted:

The only non-scientists in America who know the metric system are drug dealers.

Metric System Thriving In Nation's Inner Cities

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

oldpainless posted:

gently caress the metric system and any bitch rear end person who uses it

More like oldbase10less

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Imagined posted:

The only non-scientists in America who know the metric system are drug dealers.

All around the world today, the kilo is the measure
A kilo is a thousand grams, its easy to remember

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXhMpMLD764

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Picnic Princess posted:

More like oldbase10less

I love that this is still going on.

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy
The scale I grew up with and have used all my life is clearly more intuitive to use.

-a lot of idiots

Panic! at Nabisco
Jun 6, 2007

it seemed like a good idea at the time
You have to admit, it is extremely American to insist on using a really old British thing that the Brits have mostly moved on from because it's American goddammit

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Neddy Seagoon posted:

How else would you walk a thousand miles to fall down at someone's door?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Picnic Princess posted:

More like oldbase10less

All the cool kids use hex.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012




I would deffo walk 500 miles to get to socialist paradise Norway

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


That's not very accurate, as the map is a mercator projection so they shouldn't be perfect circles, they should be more like inverted egg shapes.
:goonsay:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Not Romania

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Stoatbringer posted:

That's not very accurate, as the map is a mercator projection so they shouldn't be perfect circles, they should be more like inverted egg shapes.
:goonsay:

Also the blue bits are water which is tricky to walk on.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

This map is incorrect, there is an answer in the song itself: They walked 500 miles away, then 500 miles back, "Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door" :eng101:.

Edison was a dick
Apr 3, 2010

direct current :roboluv: only

Since we're being pedantic, you also can't walk in a straight line, you've got to go where there are paths, so it's likely to be significantly less distance travelled.
Possibly the walking 500 miles more is that, having gotten to their destination, they discover that their loved one has moved again.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





500 *more*

Well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you, (who?)
If I get drunk, (If I get drunk, ) well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you, (yeah) Yes!
And if I haver, (when I hav... What does haver mean, )
Yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you, (It's on 'ere)

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

When I'm working, (when I'm working, )
Yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you, (shake a ka)
And when the money, (and when the money, )
Comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home (when I come),
I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And when I grow old, (when I grow old, ) well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

(Now! )
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles,
To fall down at your door

Da da lat da (Da da lat da)
Da da lat da (Da da lat da)
... etc. x2

(Lou - Ladies and Gentlemen, The Proclaimers)

When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
When I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out (when I go out), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home, (when I come home, )
Yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

Da da lat da (Da da lat da)
Da da lat da (Da da lat da)
... Etc... x5

Da da lat da (Bobby Davro)
Da da lat da (Bobby Davro)
... Etc...

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



The song is autistic

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

It's easy, they took a walk down to London to pick up some tea, then a quick detour over to Plymouth for some chocolates. Drop by Glasgow for a quick pint, and then up to Aberdeen to finally stand in front that door after about a thousand miles. The girl just has a very particular taste in gifts, is all. :colbert:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Unkempt posted:

Also the blue bits are water which is tricky to walk on.

There's land under the water. You just need to be really good at holding your breath.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
If the Chunnel's still a thing, then it's entirely plausible that Mrs. Proclaimer lives somewhere on the mainland.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I like the Proclaimers. :yaycloud:

A Scottish folk band who has been successful doing Scottish music for Scottish people is cool.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

funny Star Wars parody posted:

I would deffo walk 500 miles to get to socialist paradise Norway

I'm going to be there tomorrow afternoon for about 22 hours, gonna try to make it here for the Vigeland installation:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frogner_Park

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



If it's 500 miles there and 500 back, Leith to Newquay is pretty much dead on. Google maps estimates that 500 miles is a 168 hour walk. Assuming they walk 8 hours a day, that's a 21 day journey each way. Accounting for weather; injury; inability to walk eight hours a day, seven days a week without extensive training; whatever other delays... I'd say you probably want to allow for at least three months. It's a pretty impressive show of commitment, but also pretty crazy and if you require a partner to go to that sort of extreme to demonstrate their love for you, and they actually do it, you've probably both got some issues.

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