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Inzombiac posted:Get a crowd of nerds of any flavor together in an environment that encourages them to not be themselves and there is about a ten thousand percent chance that they are going to bone down. THANKS for that mental image and smell
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 02:13 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 12:16 |
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Foot fetish goon, have you ever seen pictures of bound feet? Like, without the bindings? I can appreciate an attractive lady's feet but that poo poo is gross as hell.
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 02:17 |
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Foot fetish goon, have you ever seen pictures of bound feet? Like, without the bindings? reminder that it is literally an opportunity for some dude to gently caress a high heel made of flesh
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 02:23 |
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Cosplay goon: you are definitely not straight, you are definitely a rapist.
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 02:36 |
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I'm not gay! It's what that nasty little slut Tracer would WANT.
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 02:40 |
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quote:36.382082, -111.214461 quote:Hey it's dude with gay roommate who is paying my rent in exchange for touching my balls. If the offer is still available I'm all for that closet dude's email to further discuss what I may be expecting with my roommate who is madly in love with me. yw
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 04:44 |
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You're already referring to it as a "relationship" and it's important to you. Maybe you should just go ahead and be gay and get your cock sucked for a while, maybe you'll enjoy it.
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 05:15 |
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closet goon and totally-not-gay-roommate goon are going to make a wonderful couple
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 05:32 |
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you irl posted:closet goon and totally-not-gay-roommate goon are going to make a wonderful couple In the sequel thread, these two will have a child together
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 05:46 |
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quote:I am a closeted trans woman who started transitioning about a year and a half ago by taking hormone replacement therapy and I haven't told anyone. Everyone around me sees a girl when they look at me but my coworkers and family haven't figured it out, somehow, I'm not sure how. I have C cup breasts now and even when I wear loose clothing they kinda stick out and my hair is around my shoulders and my face has completely changed shape. Sometimes they say things like "wow your skin is really nice, like a girl's!" but they somehow can't put it together, somehow, that I look exactly like a woman - that when we go out for group lunches the waitress calls me by female pronouns. Before I got my job I used to run a computer club at my former college and I ran into a former friend inside my office building. They didn't recognize me, but they talked about the club I ran and about me without connecting that I had made that club and it felt like my shadow had detached from my body and danced up a wall. I kinda just want to keep it up to see if people will ever notice how I've changed as an experiment. I think they can't see me because most people think transexuals are drag queens and the idea that you'd just transition without letting other people know just doesn't occur to people? quote:(long and kinda stupid bullying of girls who liked me, I dont blame you if you don't scroll past it)
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:09 |
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Sorry I didn't post mote today, was busy. Double-posting rn to make up for it.quote:i go around in a skin tight shirt in the winter and no coat quote:Last New Years a friend shot himself at midnight at the party I was at. Everyone was counting down with the ball and right at the end when everyone yelled happy new year he pulled the trigger. I'm reminded of chapter 1 of LOTR because I'm a huge dork with a weird sense of humor
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:13 |
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Hey guys maybe cosplay butt sex goon isn't gay. Like you wouldn't (or at least shouldn't) call a transwoman who sexes men gay, but from what he's saying he's temporarily trans.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 01:13 |
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Nothing like shooting yourself on New Years Eve to lighten things up a little bit. I bet whoever was hosting that party was dying of laughter when they had to clean up the brains, and with all those cops around I'm sure it was a blast.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 02:45 |
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Harakiri Potter posted:Nothing like shooting yourself on New Years Eve to lighten things up a little bit. I bet whoever was hosting that party was dying of laughter when they had to clean up the brains, and with all those cops around I'm sure it was a blast. the suicide of a loved one is a real kneeslapper!
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 03:19 |
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:Hey guys maybe cosplay butt sex goon isn't gay. Like you wouldn't (or at least shouldn't) call a transwoman who sexes men gay, but from what he's saying he's temporarily trans. Please ensure you use correct pronouns when supporting rapists.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 04:25 |
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Well he could have decided to take a bunch of people with him to hell but he didn't so good job I guess? That's a very interesting story anyway; quite tragic if its true.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 04:31 |
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whiter than a Wilco show posted:Please ensure you use correct pronouns when supporting rapists. Before or after surgery? Do they stop being rapists?
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 05:47 |
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ianmacdo posted:That's sort of an interesting question, so this guy is a rapist, but what about secret trans people? Intent is important. Our confessor deliberately deceives people (and himself lamo). The easiest way to tell is by going "if a straight guy did this to bang a woman would it be OK?". For example, if this goony mess did the exact same dress up routine to finger lesbians.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 05:52 |
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He mentioned he's debated whether he's gay or not with the men boning him, so unless they're really slow on the uptake, they probably know he's a dude
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 06:05 |
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his sexual partners are loving him through an rear end in a top hat-portal in his latex body suit behind the autograph signing booths at comicon, p sure they know it's not a woman
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 06:10 |
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I got the impression they don't know since he called them straight and emphasized how nobody knows he's actually a man. That or he's finding a lot of gay guys into loving women since he apparently passes as one before and during sex.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 06:26 |
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Thats just his rationalization. He is in denial. Nobody is going to think it is a woman when they find out they won't get naked and will only do anal. They might say he passes for a woman in the moment but deep down they know they are loving someone who has a dick.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 08:16 |
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I knew a passing transwoman who last I heard was taping and getting butt sexed by unsuspecting dude/s. A lot of people are pretty dang oblivious to some obvious stuff.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 11:18 |
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:A lot of people are pretty dang oblivious to some obvious stuff. Reminding me of an Onion side bar "TALK SHOW GUEST HAS SHOCKING SECRET, FIST SIZED ADAM'S APPLE".
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 12:08 |
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quote:Cheating goon here. My wife has no idea ive had at least 4 partners while married and twice that since we have been together. Not to mention the multiple rendezvous with said partners. So no she doesnt know. She is just mad about some random social media and has no idea how deep it goes. Almost half of my female friends ive at least seen naked and a good amount I've had sex with in some way shape or form, and no one has any idea thats what happened. Many of them are good friends today and we get along pretty well with no problems. We even attemded a friends wedding and it was a great time. But if wife is this mad over online connections she feels threatened by, she would lose her poo poo over who watches our kids or helps me with work projects or who is in our local moms group. Gonna stick with my previous take, that she probably has some idea or she wouldn't be reacting like this quote:My GF and her roommate were feuding over whatever dumb poo poo college age roommates argue about and doing the usual passive aggressive nonsense. This led to me and my girlfriend going into her roommate's room while she was out and loving on her bed, while she pretended to be her roommate saying poo poo along the lines of, "Oh yeah, gently caress this stupid bitch who leaves crusty pots in the sink!"
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 14:32 |
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Torquemada posted:Reminding me of an Onion side bar "TALK SHOW GUEST HAS SHOCKING SECRET, FIST SIZED ADAM'S APPLE". That's bloody hilarious. Thanks!
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 15:15 |
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Nice.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 15:16 |
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lmao this is good
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 17:17 |
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you irl posted:his sexual partners are loving him through an rear end in a top hat-portal in his latex body suit behind the autograph signing booths at comicon, p sure they know it's not a woman quote:"Oh yeah, gently caress this stupid bitch who leaves crusty pots in the sink!"
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 19:50 |
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this one is amazing
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 21:23 |
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Amazing Also loquacius stop getting probed you dumb fart
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 22:17 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Amazing That one was a protest probie and I stand by it quote:I live on my own, I cannot work, I mean it, I cannot work. But I do my best in the community with volunteering as far as I am able to. I am part of everything and everyone around me. jeez dude you're bad off enough to be getting charity food, you don't have to eat it if you don't want it and I'm not gonna yell at you for it even if you did ask nicely quote:So, I'm in a bit of a situation. I have this female friend of mine that I know since about 3 years via mutual friends.
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# ? Dec 19, 2016 01:47 |
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If your dumb rear end wants to pay child support until you're 48 go for it
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# ? Dec 19, 2016 01:58 |
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Is this something that you could have a lawyer draw up a contract to excuse you of any involvement moving forward?
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# ? Dec 19, 2016 02:20 |
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just get snipped and then "try" to knock her up?
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# ? Dec 19, 2016 02:23 |
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let it mellow posted:just get snipped and then "try" to knock her up? Oooo, I like this one too.
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# ? Dec 19, 2016 02:24 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is this something that you could have a lawyer draw up a contract to excuse you of any involvement moving forward? I heard you can, but it often doesn't hold up when push comes to shove. Also anonymous dude, you're 30, it might be time to think about the future a little more.
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# ? Dec 19, 2016 02:44 |
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Not having children is an excellent plan
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# ? Dec 19, 2016 02:47 |
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Audax posted:If your dumb rear end wants to pay child support until you're 48 go for it 51 in some states. 55 if the child is disabled. And some states don't let you contract away your parental rights in return for not having to pay support.
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# ? Dec 19, 2016 02:56 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 12:16 |
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loser 30 year old goon: if you can't control yourself around her either commit to her or break it offlet it mellow posted:just get snipped and then "try" to knock her up? nvm do this
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# ? Dec 19, 2016 03:18 |