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Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Does Aries always sound like he's losing his voice?

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Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
Man I actually have been liking 205, but I feel they've been wasted on Raw. Hell it's three hours long just either give them the extra hour you already are wasting or give them to smackdown.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

That DICK! posted:

You have bees? Very interesting my friend

Fun fact during late fall any of the males who didn't leave the hive to find a queen to gently caress will be forcibly kicked out to die in the grass.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

There was more heat in Minnesota today than there is in this match

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !
I thought Cruiserweight means lots of flippy guys doing cool stunts. This here has more ground game than a Dean Malenko match in the 90ies.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Holy poo poo Aries

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Golashes posted:

the crowd looks as enthralled as i did when i walked into the best sandwich shop in pittsburgh and they put soggy fries on a sandwich and also had a burger named after a rapist

It took me half a second until I thought "Rothles-Burger"

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

He doesn't have to let go!

i dunno why he let go

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!

Akileese posted:

Did WWE really swap out the ring ropes just for this match?

It's tape.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
hahahahah what the hell?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Aries commentates like he's Jim Rome, it's weird.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Sweet even the ref and the wrestlers don't understand the fuckin' match

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
These guys even botch the triple threat match rules.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Everyone here is fired

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
we've got these fast, agile, high spot cruiserweights, let's again drag out a match with a ton of very slow mat-based holds

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
What an outlandish victory!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Golashes posted:

the crowd looks as enthralled as i did when i walked into the best sandwich shop in pittsburgh and they put soggy fries on a sandwich and also had a burger named after a rapist

The Donald Trump Burger is delicious

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Well I'm glad Swann won at least

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
love cole and aries making sure we fully understand just how stupid TJP is

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Raw is bad.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Huh, that seemed like a random finish but okay

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This PPV stinks

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
holy poo poo that was terrible. why do i even bother

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
So Kendrick was supposed to interfere in that kneebar from TJ Perkins and they just kind of made up something on the fly?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hammerstein posted:

The maybe that was it, I only remember that one of the 2 Smackdown ppvs in late summer/early fall was really enjoyable.

TLC, Backlash and No Merci where good.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
Well, that was garbage

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!

Shima Honnou posted:

Fun fact during late fall any of the males who didn't leave the hive to find a queen to gently caress will be forcibly kicked out to die in the grass.

im scared shitless of bees. i got stung when i was like three and it never went away

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

like, it's hard not to feel frustrated with the cruiserweights for their matches being so unremarkable, but all three of these men have put on remarkable matches and it seems like 100% of the blame is on the setup of this division

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Holy poo poo if the audience gets any quieter I say send out a mortician.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Food Court Druid posted:

Does Aries always sound like he's losing his voice?

He's a smoker

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
It seems to me like putting tape over the ropes might be more work than just unhooking the old ones but I don't know anything about how rings are made, other than which part is the hardest part of it (The apron)

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

StarkRavingMad posted:

we've got these fast, agile, high spot cruiserweights, let's again drag out a match with a ton of very slow mat-based holds

The thing is the actually seem to try on 205... but they just drag in PPV.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
hhoooooooo man this PPV is a whole lotta nothin' since the tag teams.

At least we have a 30 minute Iron Man match to speed things up!

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Uhhh,
Who's this vanilla midget?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
wow

did the ref just tell them "we're out of time, go home, go home right now, kick him or something I don't care"

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

That DICK! posted:

Everyone here is fired

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
Holy poo poo Neville

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
aww cool!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
GUYS EVACUATE THE BUILDING A GOBLIN HAS BROKEN INTO THE ARENA

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Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

holy gently caress it's Neville

The Man I Forgot

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