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Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

WickedHate posted:

It sounds simplistic, but they kind of have a point. If the government wants someone dead, the availability of capital punishment probably doesn't factor into the equation. The CIA, cops, military, or whoever else will be in charge of assassinating you sure won't mind if you vote against it.

The CIA isn't allowed to assassinate heads of state, because of an executive order from I think Gerald Ford. Specifically the CIA and only for presidents/monarchs/etc. The local cops can pretty much get away with anything, and the military kinda has to do their thing when needed (though tbh, sometimes they're not needed but sent anyway; "ours is but to do and die" and all.)

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Delivery McGee posted:

The CIA isn't allowed to assassinate heads of state, because of an executive order from I think Gerald Ford. Specifically the CIA and only for presidents/monarchs/etc. The local cops can pretty much get away with anything, and the military kinda has to do their thing when needed (though tbh, sometimes they're not needed but sent anyway; "ours is but to do and die" and all.)

When was the last time a monarch/head of state was assassinated? I think there was one in the Philippines a decade or so ago right?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

When was the last time a monarch/head of state was assassinated? I think there was one in the Philippines a decade or so ago right?

Depends on what you mean by "assassinated", Gadaffi died in 2011. They're not that common.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Pick posted:

Depends on what you mean by "assassinated", Gadaffi died in 2011. They're not that common.

Gaddafi wasn't assassinated, he was executed without trial. Assassination implies that the deceased was not a captive of his killers. Also if they were, they would generally have been deposed first.

Anyway: the last officially assassinated sitting head of state was the President of Guinea-Bissau in 2009.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

WickedHate posted:

Or were innocent and died during much shorter sentence, or were innocent and got out so traumatized and fundimentally hosed with by the experience that they ended up committing a crime for real.

The prison system is fuuuuuuuuuuucked.

First off, I totally agree that the prison system, and the criminal justice system are both hosed and could use some SERIOUS reforms.

However, there's one point that always gets overlooked when discussing capital punishment - closure for the victim's family members.

I'm not talking about closure in the sense of revenge, I'm talking about closure in the sense that once the murderer is executed, it's over and they can start the healing process.

If the murderer is sent to prison for "life," unless it's one of those cases where they get life without the possibility of parole, or seven consecutive life sentences, or 750 years in prison, etc., they are going to keep coming up for parole.

Yes, in a lot of cases (e.g., Charles Manson) it's just a formality and you know they are never getting parole, but the victim's family still has to go and testify at the parole hearing and relive the whole thing over and over again.

People get old, memories fade, and the guy who was the "heinous butcher" in 1978 becomes the "harmless old man" in 2018 and there's few if any people who remember the facts of the case and how brutal and horrible his crime was, and prisons are overcrowded, and hey, why don't we just let this poor old man live out his life in a nursing home.

Something to consider when advocating for abolishing capital punishment.

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.

MightyJoe36 posted:

Something to consider when advocating for abolishing capital punishment.

I don't want to contribute to the derail any further, so all I'll say is that many victims' families don't want the death sentence, so you can't talk so broadly about it bringing "closure" when for many it doesn't, and they say they'd be just as happy with life in prison. It's deeply personal and should be left that way.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Jedit posted:

Gaddafi wasn't assassinated, he was executed without trial. Assassination implies that the deceased was not a captive of his killers. Also if they were, they would generally have been deposed first.

Anyway: the last officially assassinated sitting head of state was the President of Guinea-Bissau in 2009.

Aldo Moro was kidnapped and murdered by his kidnappers; I think that's still an assassination.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

MightyJoe36 posted:

First off, I totally agree that the prison system, and the criminal justice system are both hosed and could use some SERIOUS reforms.

However, there's one point that always gets overlooked when discussing capital punishment - closure for the victim's family members.

I'm not talking about closure in the sense of revenge, I'm talking about closure in the sense that once the murderer is executed, it's over and they can start the healing process.

If the murderer is sent to prison for "life," unless it's one of those cases where they get life without the possibility of parole, or seven consecutive life sentences, or 750 years in prison, etc., they are going to keep coming up for parole.

Yes, in a lot of cases (e.g., Charles Manson) it's just a formality and you know they are never getting parole, but the victim's family still has to go and testify at the parole hearing and relive the whole thing over and over again.

People get old, memories fade, and the guy who was the "heinous butcher" in 1978 becomes the "harmless old man" in 2018 and there's few if any people who remember the facts of the case and how brutal and horrible his crime was, and prisons are overcrowded, and hey, why don't we just let this poor old man live out his life in a nursing home.

Something to consider when advocating for abolishing capital punishment.

i too remember the time they let that serial rapist retire to reverie village assisted living community because his victim's brother failed the trivia round of the parole hearing

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

A Pinball Wizard posted:

i too remember the time they let that serial rapist retire to reverie village assisted living community because his victim's brother failed the trivia round of the parole hearing

the system is tough but fair

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


If you think about it, we've all been given the death penalty. :350:

JibbaJabberwocky
Aug 14, 2010

yo rear end is grass posted:

If you think about it, we've all been given the death penalty. :350:

Yo rear end, like all asses, will inevitably be grass one day. Apt username post combo.

For content, I'm curious to see what the retesting of the DNA from the JonBenet Ramsey case will bring. I always felt like the police harping endlessly on the family was overkill because the DNA evidence says otherwise. I wonder if it will turn out that they were right all along.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Ugato posted:

I was raised as a Baptist and what really turned me away from it was just the constant hypocrisy I was confronted with. But I'm not trying to bring up that whole :can: here - just for context.

This is very :unsmith: for me that they had the balls to call the death penalty un-Christian. Not that it really is or isn't, specifically. I just admire them a lot for that. The rest brings me back to :smith: but that's nothing out of the ordinary when it comes to topics like this. Thanks for the story/info.

The story of Stephen Simmons and Michigan's reaction to his execution is very much one about region. And specifically the type of people who were willing to move to the wilderness that Michigan was at that time.

If you want to know more about it I recommend this book: https://www.amazon.com/Hanging-Detroit-Stephen-Execution-Michigan/dp/0814331335/ref=mt_paperback?_encoding=UTF8&me=

Cat Potency
Aug 13, 2006

Chairman Meow
I love this thread, but sometimes I feel like it gets into really tiresome "PYF serial killer/child rapist" territory when i'd much prefer more of the "PYF unsolved airline disaster/medical mystery/catastrophic expedition". stuff.

THE TOXIC LADY OF RIVERSIDE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_Ramirez

Haven't seen any mention of this fairly well-known case in this thread, so I thought I'd do a short write up about a fascinating medical mystery.


Meet Gloria Ramirez, a resident of Riverside, California. On February 19, 1994, Ramirez was brought into the emergency room of Riverside General Hospital by paramedics. Gloria, clad in shorts and a T-Shirt,was awake, but she responded to questions with only brief and sometimes incoherent utterances. During her ambulance trip to the hospital, paramedics drew her blood without incident. She was taking shallow, rapid breaths. Her heart was beating too rapidly to allow its chambers to fill before they pumped, so her blood pressure was plummeting. The only thing unusual about her was her age - most patients who show up in an emergency room with such symptoms are elderly people.This woman, the paramedics reported, was 31 years old and had advanced cervical cancer - a diagnosis she had recieved 6 weeks earlier.


Once she arrived at the emergency room, medical staff hooked up an IV and injected Ramirez with a host of drugs that were standard protocol for her condition. Air was forced into Ramirez’s lungs with an Ambu-bag, and when it became clear that she was responding poorly to treatment, staff tried to defibrillate her heart with electricity. When they removed her shirt to apply the defribilators to her chest, some staff noticed an oily sheen on her skin, and others noticed a garlicky, fruity odor that they thought may have been on her breath.

After an attempted defribilation, one of the nurses used a syringe to draw Ramirez's blood. That's when all hell seemingly broke loose.

Cat Potency
Aug 13, 2006

Chairman Meow

quote:

As the syringe filled, Kane noticed a chemical smell to the blood. Kane handed the syringe to Welch and leaned closer to the dying woman to try to trace the odor’s source. Welch sniffed the syringe and smelled something, too: I thought it would smell like chemotherapy, the way the blood smells putrid when people are taking some of those drugs. Instead, Welch says, it smelled like ammonia. She passed the syringe to Julie Gorchynski, a medical resident who noticed unusual manila-colored particles floating in the blood--an observation echoed by Humberto Ochoa, the doctor in charge of the emergency room, who was helping treat Ramirez.

Kane turned toward the door of the trauma room and swayed. Catch her! someone shouted. Ochoa lunged for Kane, caught her, and gently guided her limp body to the floor. Kane said that her face was burning, and she was put on a gurney and taken from trauma one. Gorchynski too began feeling queasy. Complaining that she was light-headed, she left the trauma room and sat at a nurse’s desk. A staff member asked Gorchynski if she was okay, but before she could respond she slumped to the floor. She was now the second member of the Riverside emergency room staff being wheeled away from the trauma room on a gurney. Gorchynski shook intermittently; over and over again she would stop breathing for several seconds, take a few breaths, then stop breathing again--a condition known as apnea. Meanwhile, back in trauma one, Welch became the third to succumb. I remember hearing someone scream, Welch says. Then when I woke up, I couldn’t control the movements of my limbs.

Balderas endured bouts of apnea during a ten-day hospitalization. Gorchynski, the most severely ill, spent two weeks in intensive care, where in addition to apnea she suffered from hepatitis, pancreatitis, and avascular necrosis, a condition in which bone tissue is starved of blood and begins to die. In her case the avascular necrosis attacked her knees, restricting her to crutches for months. It takes a really drat potent toxin to do all that, says Sheldon Wagner, a clinical toxicologist at Oregon State University.

That surreal night would throw Riverside General Hospital into newspapers and tv news broadcasts for weeks, as the frightening possibility of a human body releasing toxic fumes captured the public’s imagination. It also triggered one of the most extensive investigations in forensic history--medical detectives from ten local, state, and federal outfits examined dozens of potential culprits, from poisonous sewer gas to mass hysteria. So far, all the suspects have beaten the rap, except for one extraordinary hypothesis: a team of researchers think that a chain of chemical reactions may essentially have turned Gloria Ramirez’s body into a canister of nerve gas.

Gloria Ramirez herself was determined to have died at 8:50 PM, 35 minutes after she arrived at the ER. In all, 23 of the 37 emergency room staff members experienced at least one symptom. Five were hospitalized for the rest of the night. Gorchynski, the most severely ill, spent two weeks in ICU.

Riverside county sent a hazmat team to the hospital searching for some toxic chemical that might still be contaminating the ER, but couldn't detect anything hazardous. The coroner's office performed an autopsy on Ramirez's body during which they suited up in air-tight hazmat suits as a precaution, and took blood and tissue samples, as well as an air sample from the body bag. Several days after the autopsy, the coroner's office remained silent as to what could have caused the inexplicable events. The Health Department at first claimed that it was a 'mass hysteria' event, brought on by the stress of dealing with a fataly ill patient, but the seasoned ER staff balked at that analisys. They were used to dealing with all sorts of trauma, and some of their symptoms were decidedly physical in nature. It was at this point that the coroner looked to a nearby forensics lab for help.

This part involves a lot of science jargon, but the thrust of the argument is that when Ramirez was defribilated, it caused a normally harmless lotion that she was using (the source of the aforementioned 'oily sheen') bonded with her oxygen-enriched (due to the Ambu-bag) blood to form a harmful chemical agent.

The independent forensics lab that came up with this theory was Lawrence Livermore National Labs, a forensics lab that works closely with the US government and has its roots in the nuclear research era of the cold war. My general sense is that they were bending over backwards to find a plausible excuse, under pressure to find some sort of explanation while Ramirez's family and some of the affected ER staff were readying lawsuits to force an independent investigation.

One other explanation that I read about was that there was a covert meth operation going on in the hospital, and one of the pieces of that operation involved sneaking meth chemicals out in unmarked IV bags - the theory being that once Ramirez got to the ER, she was accidentaly hooked up to a high quantity of some very nasty meth chemicals that vaporized in the air and made the staff sick.

Here is a very well written article from 1995 that goes into more detail about the case, and helps you to understand the nuts-and-bolts of the "chemical reaction" theory.

http://discovermagazine.com/1995/apr/analysisofatoxic493

This is another article from 1997 published in "The New Los Angeles Times", an alternative newspaper, that makes a pretty convincing case for the "covert meth lab" theory.

https://web.archive.org/web/20071218143156/http://home.earthlink.net/~hdcr/Fuming.htm

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TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Huh, I didn't know that was a real thing that happened - that was a Grey's Anatomy episode like ten seasons ago, though I don't remember the outcome the show came up with.

Bulgaroctonus
Dec 31, 2008


Hey, thanks for the second link, I've read about this case before, but never heard the meth precursor hypothesis. Seems a hell of a lot more plausible, especially considering how shady the hospital and coroner's were behaving.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
There's a Dollop about her, of course.

Cat Potency
Aug 13, 2006

Chairman Meow

Bulgaroctonus posted:

Hey, thanks for the second link, I've read about this case before, but never heard the meth precursor hypothesis. Seems a hell of a lot more plausible, especially considering how shady the hospital and coroner's were behaving.

Yeah it seems like the most likely scenario to me. If the second article is to be believed, there are some very suspicious circumstances regarding the handling of the body:

quote:

Almost immediately after Ramirez's death, crucial evidence began disappearing.
The syringe used to draw her blood couldn't be found. After dodging questions over its whereabouts for several weeks, Riverside County spokesman Tom DeSantis finally confirmed it was missing. He told reporters it did not occur to the Fire Department to retrieve it the night of February 19.

But nurse Sally Jo McCorkle, the last person to handle the syringe that night, said in sworn testimony in the Ramirez lawsuit that the Fire Department's hazardous-materials specialists did inquire about the needle. McCorkle said she was asked by both the HAZMAT crew and her supervisor where, exactly, she had disposed of the syringe and how they could find it.

The blood taken from Ramirez at the hospital before she died also disappeared, according to notes obtained by New Times that were written by Tom Hanley, Southern California regional manager for Cal/OSHA.

Meanwhile, Ramirez's IV bag, another possible source of the fumes, was sent to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration for testing, according to Riverside Chief Deputy Coroner Cupido. But Cupido recently acknowledged in a deposition that he never bothered to follow up with the FDA, failing to call and find out whether the bag had indeed been tested. (An FDA spokeswoman refused to confirm whether her agency received or tested the bag.)

Other materials--IV tubing, towels, bedding, and clothing worn by the ER staff--were packed into barrels and sent to a desert waste facility, where they baked in the sun for the next several months, according to a deposition by Kent Livingston, the county's risk manager. No tests were performed on the materials.

Livingston said that when he went to the desert dump to look over the evidence four months after Ramirez died, he discovered that none of it had been tagged and that nearly all of it was spoiled.

"There were no labels on any of the items in there," he said. "It was as though they had collected up bags, red bags filled with items, thrown them in a barrel, sealed the barrel and shipped it....I can honestly say that everything I saw out there is useless except for a couple of items."


Despite the high-profile nature of the Ramirez case, the county did not have a chain of custody indicating who was in charge of what evidence and when, Livingston said. He also admitted that no one made any effort to figure out how the evidence should be preserved.


The Ramirez episode left Riverside County facing some hair-raising liability problems. A young mother--who, doctors say, was likely to live at least another year despite her cancer--was dead. A young doctor wound up in intensive care. Five other Riverside General staffers had been hospitalized.
Sure enough, the county was later hit with two lawsuits: one by Ramirez's family, the other by Dr. Gorchynski. The physician, who subsequently spent three months in a wheelchair and experienced debilitating knee injuries and bleeding in her brain, is seeking $6 million in damages; the Ramirez family has not yet specified an amount.
Both suits, expected to go to trial this fall, charge that county and state officials deliberately destroyed evidence and covered up the release of some kind of toxic or dangerous substance in the ER. The Ramirez suit specifically names Cal/OSHA; Ken Cohen, the head of Riverside County's Health Services Agency; Coroner Hill; and other high-ranking county and hospital officials.

"The way they handled the evidence is consistent with a total cover-up," says Ronald Schwartz, a Newport Beach attorney representing the Ramirez family.
Peter Osinoff, a Los Angeles lawyer representing Cohen and the county health agency, denies there was a meth lab in the hospital or that county officials covered it up. "There've never been so many [government] agencies looking into the same thing," he says. "You had the county, OSHA, the state. There's not a shred of evidence as to a cover-up." A Cal/OSHA spokesman also denied a cover-up.
The Ramirez family's suit was fueled in part by anger at how the county handled her corpse.

For a month after she died, bereaved relatives regularly called the coroner's office asking when her body would be released. The family wanted an independent autopsy done on the body and, after that, they wanted to bury it.
The response by county officials? They sued the family.

The county wanted a judge to order the family to follow the sameextraordinary autopsy protocol the coroner's office had as a condition of releasing the body. But it came out during court hearings on the lawsuit that the coroner's office had secretlyperformed a second autopsy several weeks after Ramirez died--withoutbothering to follow many of the original protective measures they later demanded of the family.
Under pressure to explain their actions, coroner's officials said they simply were finishing what they hadn't the first time around. But Cal/OSHA's Cox believes they had another motive. "When they did the second autopsy they wanted to make sure the chemicals Ramirez had been injected with or exposed to had sufficiently dissipated," says Cox. "There are many chemicals that have a half-life and disappear over time."

Even though county officials acted as if it were normal to conduct anautopsy in two acts, others who cut up bodies for a living say it is not standard procedure. "Normally we do autopsies all at one time," says Scott Carrier, a spokesman for the L.A. County Coroner's Office. "A veteran pathologist should be able to do an autopsy all in one setting."

During one hearing on the county's suit, Riverside Superior Court Judge Victor Miceli criticized coroner's officials for conducting the second autopsy and not informing the Ramirez family so their pathologist could attend. The county's actions, said Miceli, gave "the appearance to the public that the county is trying to hide something." The judge then ordered county officials to answer questions under oath about the Ramirez investigation. Only hours before they were to begin doing so, the county abruptly withdrew its suit.

Two months after Ramirez died, her body was finally released. Despite county promises of cooperation, the corpse was delivered in poor condition to an Orange County pathologist hired by her family to conduct an independent autopsy. For one thing, it was badly decomposed. And all of Ramirez's internal organs--removed during the Riverside autopsies--had been slopped together in a plastic bag as if they were turkey giblets. Strangely, her heart was missing.


Even today, three years later, Ramirez's heart has not been released by the county. Asked during a deposition if there was any medical reason to keep it, Coroner Hill replied, "I don't know of any."


Hill ruled that Ramirez died from heart and kidney failure stemming from her cervical cancer. But the Ramirez family's pathologist said he wasn't able to determine a cause of death because her heart was missing, her other organs were cross-contaminated with fecal matter, and her body was so badly decomposed.


"Gloria was held hostage so long so that our autopsy would have no meaningful results," Gloria's brother-in-law, David Garcia, said at the time. "I think the county has already found out how she died and wanted to make sure we did not find out."

Another strange thing is that although wikipedia acknowledges an alternative conclusion and cites the New Times article as a source, there's nothing there that outright mentions the meth chemical theory. Oh, and apparently, the 'official' conclusion has started to appear in forensics textbooks so it's either more solid than it seems at first flush or they are canonizing some iffy and questionable conclusions.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I don't normally go for conspiracy theories, but yeah that second one seems incredibly plausible.

H2Eau
Jun 2, 2010
From memory, the conclusion Dave came to on The Dollop was that basically someone in either the ambulance or hospital hosed up, and she died as a result. The toxic lady poo poo was just to cover it up. It's been some time since I listened to that episode, though.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
There's way better cover stories than "she started emitting fumes" though. That's just begging for an investigation.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Cat Potency posted:

I love this thread, but sometimes I feel like it gets into really tiresome "PYF serial killer/child rapist" territory when i'd much prefer more of the "PYF unsolved airline disaster/medical mystery/catastrophic expedition". stuff.

THE TOXIC LADY OF RIVERSIDE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_Ramirez

Haven't seen any mention of this fairly well-known case in this thread, so I thought I'd do a short write up about a fascinating medical mystery.

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Agreed. Thanks so mucb for thisl Ive written about it once or twice but never heard the meth theory.

Xibanya
Sep 17, 2012




Clever Betty
I had also vaguely heard of the "toxic lady" without the meth theory. Kind of amazing that we have enough confirmed cases of the human body doing insane poo poo that so many of us uncritically accepted that sometimes a body can just give off nerve gas. I'm also not one for conspiracy theories but given the small scale of the possible conspiracy it seems plausible to me.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
All it really requires is one lab tech who wanted to make extra cash and one hospital administration that doesn't want to get sued.

Cat Potency
Aug 13, 2006

Chairman Meow

A Pinball Wizard posted:

There's way better cover stories than "she started emitting fumes" though. That's just begging for an investigation.

At first they tried to blame it on "mass hysteria" brought on by the horrors of death, citing, among other reasons, that the women in the ER were affected more than men. It was only after the staff basically said "we work in an ER, we deal with far more gruesome poo poo all the time, and some of us developed serious physical injuries" that the department of health solicited the help of a forensics lab.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

H2Eau posted:

From memory, the conclusion Dave came to on The Dollop was that basically someone in either the ambulance or hospital hosed up, and she died as a result. The toxic lady poo poo was just to cover it up. It's been some time since I listened to that episode, though.

Dave seemed on board with the "in-hospital meth lab" theory as I recall it.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Cat Potency posted:

At first they tried to blame it on "mass hysteria" brought on by the horrors of death, citing, among other reasons, that the women in the ER were affected more than men. It was only after the staff basically said "we work in an ER, we deal with far more gruesome poo poo all the time, and some of us developed serious physical injuries" that the department of health solicited the help of a forensics lab.

Right. The person I was replying to saying the entire "toxic lady" story was bullshit, when the only thing we CAN be sure about is that people got sick after treating her. Saying "oh well the body must be giving off toxic fumes!" is begging for an investigation, and so a poor way of covering up, for example, "we accidentally filled this lady with lighter fluid and she died".

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



H2Eau posted:

From memory, the conclusion Dave came to on The Dollop was that basically someone in either the ambulance or hospital hosed up, and she died as a result. The toxic lady poo poo was just to cover it up. It's been some time since I listened to that episode, though.

But that doesn't explain the physical symptoms the ER people suffered. Especially the doctor that ended up in the ICU.

e: fb; others already brought this up.

Content:

I wasn't sure if this belongs here or not, but gently caress it. *I* found it plenty disturbing.

http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2016/12/the-anime-girlfriend-experience-gateboxs-ai-powered-holographic-home-robot/

You can't miss the video for this thing. I'm torn between :stonk: and :smith: for the guy in the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I like it, minus the anime girl hologram. I think it could help old people that live by themselves or people with social anxiety disorders. Just load a normal person as the hologram.

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!
The only logical choice is to load it with Robert Picardo as the Emergency Medical Hologram from Voyager.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
As someone with social anxiety I think this won't help anyone because I'd just get enough of them to simulate a small town and then never leave the house ever again.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
I have social anxiety but I'm not enough of a sadsack to need a programmed holographic anime friend, jesus loving christ

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duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


WickedHate posted:

As someone with social anxiety I think this won't help anyone because I'd just get enough of them to simulate a small town and then never leave the house ever again.

As long as that town isn't Schenectady it shouldn't be an issue.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Krieger-sannnnn

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Brittannee Drexel disappeared from a resort in South Carolina over Spring Break in 2009, basically a by-the-books Pretty Missing White Girl, and still no trace of her.

FBI says a guy they have in on another charge claims he has the whole story on what happened to her, but it's unclear if it's true or a ruse to curry favor. But in whatever case, it's reaaaaaally not warm and fuzzy. Per their informant, she was kidnapped, held prisoner at a stash house for multiple days for gang rape, then shot and fed to alligators: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/brittanee-drexel-missing_us_57c4274be4b085c1ff2a1e54

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nocal
Mar 7, 2007
For "toxic lady," covert hospital meth lab sounds less likely than the reason I saw described somewhere. She was diagnosed with cancer, and she took a bunch of shady Mexican homepathic drugs, some of which are basically converted into toxins. Stores that sell this crap are all over southern California.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

nocal posted:

For "toxic lady," covert hospital meth lab sounds less likely than the reason I saw described somewhere. She was diagnosed with cancer, and she took a bunch of shady Mexican homepathic drugs, some of which are basically converted into toxins. Stores that sell this crap are all over southern California.

That doesn't explain the egregious cover up.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i exude necrotising toxic fumes all the time so it made perfect sense to me

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

flosofl posted:

I'm torn between :stonk: and :smith: for the guy in the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

Normally I'd find this kind of thing perversely funny but for some reason it just strikes me as profoundly sad. I can't quite put my finger on why; maybe it's just that it's 5am and I haven't been able to sleep at all tonight but whatever it is the whole thing is just the :smith:est poo poo ever.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I think the saddest part is when it pretend runs to greet him at the door.

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