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hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
lol trump going to keep his private security team

he gon get praetorian guard'd

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Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

Tatsuta Age posted:

I guess the thing I hate most about President Trump isn't him (which is awful enough)

it's all the loving rear end in a top hat dipshit idiots (hey Baloogan!) trumpeting it as finally being the way it shoudl be

scum

all scum

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Nerses IV posted:

One time at school I was talking to this girl I liked and I was like "Yeah I like the daily show Jon Stewart's really funny" and she goes "I like Colbert more, he's funny too but he's like a conservative version" in like this really earnest way that just... crushed my soul

lol


but anyways, let me direct you to the dilbertman's blog

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/128776840091/trump-engineers-a-linguistic-kill-shot-for-fiorina

quote:

A kill shot is designed with one necessary element to distinguish it from a mere insult. The kill shot has to put words to what you were already thinking in a vague sense. If you disagree with the main idea in the linguistic kill shot, it has no power. Trump only picks kill shots you agree with on some visceral level. For example…

Jeb Bush does look “low energy.” We agree as soon as Trump says it, even if we had never had a concrete thought about it until he voiced it.

Ben Carson does seem “too nice” for the difficult job of staring down foreign leaders. We agree.

And I’m going to come right out and agree that Fiorina’s face was bothering me. But I never would have voiced that opinion without Trump going first because it sounds terrible. I wouldn’t want to be associated with the thought. [Note to Outragists: The first sentence in this paragraph is the one to take out of context. You are welcome.]

When I say Fiorina’s face bothers me, I am not referring to her looks in general. She looks fit, stylish, and attractive to me. But she does have what I call the angry wife face when she talks politics. Guys, you know the face, which is usually paired with a tone of disapproval. It is your greatest nightmare. It is the face that says you did not do a good job, at whatever.

The outragists in the press will report Trump’s comments as sexism. And by today’s standards, I agree with the classification. But what every adult male who has ever had a relationship with a woman saw was Trump putting words to their own personal nightmares: That face.

don't think that's the first one that mentions it but :effort:

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Lastgirl posted:

Merhaba, c-spammers

Neler yapıyorsun bugün?

A durka durka durka to you too, terrorist

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8nkJo0EMP8

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

lol trump going to keep his private security team

he gon get praetorian guard'd

ya we covered that for a bit, selling Trump Sec as a thing will happen

Trumprateorian Guard has a nice ring to it

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Tatsuta Age posted:

I guess the thing I hate most about President Trump isn't him (which is awful enough)

it's all the loving rear end in a top hat dipshit idiots (hey Baloogan!) trumpeting it as finally being the way it shoudl be

scum

all scum

They'll get consumed by the flames with the rest of us

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


rear end cobra posted:

They'll get consumed by the flames with the rest of us

quiet comfort, that

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Final tally of faithless electors:

Trump - 2
Hillary - 4 successful, 3 unsuccessful attempted

Final EV tally looks to be:

Donald Trump 304
Hillary Clinton 228
Colin Powell 3
John Kasich 1
Ron Paul 1
Faith Spotted Eagle 1

Trump wins by 2 more EV than expected, good job voting your consciences

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Oiled and Ready posted:

Yeah it is a good joke that i also have stolen for my repertoire

Bet a man wrote it

unless it was stolen, nah

https://twitter.com/keegzzz/status/720381707149451265

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

baloogan gave up on trump b4 the election
hes not true to maga like boosted (except that time he begged 4 jeb!)

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Lastgirl posted:

ya we covered that for a bit, selling Trump Sec as a thing will happen

Trumprateorian Guard has a nice ring to it

but i had to work today and missed out on your reindeer games :(

did we go over turkey killing the rooskies because that is going to play well for the trumpire

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Epic High Five posted:

Buy a gun and read up on castle doctrine if you're in a state with it, or get involved with antifas if not

They aren't good odds but they're as good as they're going to get and it would soothe your anxiety a bit I would guess

none of that matters and trump is building/already has his own private SS that will be working overtime to gently caress anti-trumpers

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

u faltered in ur faith duck

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Nerses IV posted:

A durka durka durka to you too, terrorist




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_0qHRwU_sQ





ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Lastgirl posted:

ya we covered that for a bit, selling Trump Sec as a thing will happen

Trumprateorian Guard has a nice ring to it



TrumpStaffel

TrumpAbteilung

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


hallebarrysoetoro posted:

but i had to work today and missed out on your reindeer games :(

did we go over turkey killing the rooskies because that is going to play well for the trumpire

thats a really weird good username ya got there

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Nerses IV posted:

One time at school I was talking to this girl I liked and I was like "Yeah I like the daily show Jon Stewart's really funny" and she goes "I like Colbert more, he's funny too but he's like a conservative version" in like this really earnest way that just... crushed my soul

the greatest of part of tim russert / real colbert interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNvJZCFpdp8&t=61s

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Tatsuta Age posted:

and another thing

he's the Naked Cowboy, but he's wearing a diaper? wake the gently caress up america

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Agrajag posted:

none of that matters and trump is building/already has his own private SS that will be working overtime to gently caress anti-trumpers

So are we using this like "Secret Service," or...

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Agrajag posted:

none of that matters and trump is building/already has his own private SS that will be working overtime to gently caress anti-trumpers

By the end of the next 8 years, most of this forum will have been secretly klled.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

everybody gotta die someday

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004





do it fuckers

don't give money to the company doing the most to validate the return of literal Nazis

loving liberal cucks

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Leviathan posted:

the greatest of part of tim russert / real colbert interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNvJZCFpdp8&t=61s

RIP you handsome, handsome man :(

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

zen death robot posted:

Baloogan just wants chaos

just wants?

my friend, he is an agent of chaos

and drunk shitposts

mostly the latter, fortunately

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Lastgirl posted:

ya we covered that for a bit, selling Trump Sec as a thing will happen

Trumprateorian Guard has a nice ring to it

http://imgur.com/gallery/q00ge

cool post on different bodyguards over history

the magateers is a possibility, but it's french

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Karl Sharks posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/q00ge

cool post on different bodyguards over history

the magateers is a possibility, but it's french

Trumpeteers, dude. Jesus.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



CUCKS

Korelle
Sep 18, 2010

CubsWoo posted:

Final tally of faithless electors:

Trump - 2
Hillary - 4 successful, 3 unsuccessful attempted

Final EV tally looks to be:

Donald Trump 304
Hillary Clinton 228
Colin Powell 3
John Kasich 1
Ron Paul 1
Faith Spotted Eagle 1

Trump wins by 2 more EV than expected, good job voting your consciences

Desperate attempts at stopping the inevitable reign of Trump only result in him winning by progressively larger and larger margins. Sad!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
welp

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Wait did Ron Paul get more EVs than when he actually ran for president?

kemikalkadet
Sep 16, 2012

:woof:

The russian animated version is the best one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LNHYz89sNc&hd=1

I'm sure I remember listening to a Leonard Nimoy reading of it once too.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
http://i.imgur.com/LHZALiB.mp4

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

notice it was for ron and not rand

itshappening.gif

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


trump bad?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

With putin trying to get the ice cream but gets shot in the back instead

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Nerses IV posted:

Trumpeteers, dude. Jesus.

nah, doesn't roll of the tongue as much imo

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Can't wait for celebrities to stand in front of a white backdrop to implore Joe Biden and the Democrats to somehow refuse to certify the electoral vote count or maybe ask John Roberts to take a few weeks off in mid-January

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