TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Slamhound: Mar 27, 2010

That DICK! posted:

According to the wiki the kid is super racist? I don't remember that either

I remember him being all smug and superior because the old black guy was illiterate.

# ? Dec 20, 2016 07:11

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# ? May 23, 2024 01:34

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Slamhound posted:

I remember him being all smug and superior because the old black guy was illiterate.

gently caress you you little racist says god, and then he blinds him and laughs

# ? Dec 20, 2016 07:14

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

# ? Dec 20, 2016 07:17

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

# ? Dec 20, 2016 07:23

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

i hope trump is a good president and not a bad one.

# ? Dec 20, 2016 07:24

Corny: Feb 18, 2006; i am scared

Joementum posted:

# ? Dec 20, 2016 07:28

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

Hey. Hey fuckers.

Is there a place where I can watch the film Robot Jox online

# ? Dec 20, 2016 07:28

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Joementum posted:

this is de facto true i guess, hail satan

# ? Dec 20, 2016 07:35

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Joementum posted:

That can't be true because we know Trump watches Morning Joe

# ? Dec 20, 2016 07:45

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/811100753704218624

# ? Dec 20, 2016 07:49

The_Politics_Man: Aug 25, 2015

rude

# ? Dec 20, 2016 07:52

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

I just can't figure out how he did it

# ? Dec 20, 2016 07:54

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

CubsWoo posted:

I just can't figure out how he did it

russia

# ? Dec 20, 2016 08:02

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/811030110799134720

# ? Dec 20, 2016 08:07

DrPlump: Oct 5, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The only things that matter are how much money you raise and hiding all your dark secrets.

# ? Dec 20, 2016 08:07

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

typ

# ? Dec 20, 2016 08:11

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

a helpful bear posted:

Just pretend "wearing" is "eating"

https://youtu.be/_6IJfo4q1zk

# ? Dec 20, 2016 08:20

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

anyone who wants to know about Vinnie Viola as secretary of the army should read the rationale behind the Florida Panthers logo change this summer

quote:

The logo is inspired by the patch for the Army's 101st Airborne Division. Vinnie Viola, who became owner of the Panthers prior to the 2013-14 season, served in the division.

"I think the logo harkens to the vanguard of courage, the idea that you put a shield on the hockey uniform," Viola said. "It's something to protect, but you also protect it. We wanted something that began a new tradition of winning and demonstrated courage and selfless dedication to a team pursuit of victory."

...

After the logo was unveiled, it was shown atop the scoreboard with a scroll flashing the words fight, pride, respect, dedication, courage, honor, effort, community.

Videos shown on the scoreboard included highlights from this season, when Florida won the Atlantic Division with a Panthers-record 103 points before losing an Eastern Conference First Round series to the New York Islanders in six games, and a message from two soldiers in the 101st Airborne Division in Iraq.

"It's important for this organization because I think it's safe to say, for our family, the United States military has given us not only a big part of our value system but also the opportunity for us to even be here," John Viola said. "The idea that you belong to something greater than yourself is often lost in a world where it's really easy to just be by yourself.

"And we wanted to make sure that those values that are so important to who we are as a people, as a family, were part of this franchise. And the best way to do that is visually because people follow your brand and they follow what you look like. It's essential to who we are as a family, as shepherds of all of our organizations, and it'll be essential to who we are as the Florida Panthers."

looks like the New England Patriots have a new challenger in the Official Sports Team of Trump's America contest

# ? Dec 20, 2016 08:22

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

BONGHITZ posted:

i hope trump is a good president and not a bad one.

When you realize what this would mean for the years following, you will come to understand the unavoidable truth:

The accelerationists have already won

# ? Dec 20, 2016 08:23

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

BONGHITZ posted:

i hope trump is a good president and not a bad one.

he was never interested in being a good president and he's been a failure in everything he's ever done. i hope he's not bad either but let's not kid ourselves

# ? Dec 20, 2016 08:29

Sleekly: Aug 21, 2008

the better he is the more we get

the worse he is the more we get

it's win/win!

# ? Dec 20, 2016 08:29

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

get that OUT of my face posted:

anyone who wants to know about Vinnie Viola as secretary of the army should read the rationale behind the Florida Panthers logo change this summer

looks like the New England Patriots have a new challenger in the Official Sports Team of Trump's America contest

The best part of the whole "sports team for people who know nothing about that sport" thing is when the team hits a rough patch. Cowboys were king poo poo of turd valley/The Colony and then Aikman got the gently caress out and there were some salty-rear end fools who didn't have any idea what to do. Then the pats came along. But Brady's going to retire at some point and it's going to be hilarious when they start falling to pieces and Trump gets put down in the books as the president who killed Tom Brady and got Belichick fired.

# ? Dec 20, 2016 08:29

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

FAUXTON posted:

The best part of the whole "sports team for people who know nothing about that sport" thing is when the team hits a rough patch. Cowboys were king poo poo of turd valley/The Colony and then Aikman got the gently caress out and there were some salty-rear end fools who didn't have any idea what to do. Then the pats came along. But Brady's going to retire at some point and it's going to be hilarious when they start falling to pieces and Trump gets put down in the books as the president who killed Tom Brady and got Belichick fired.

I think you'll find that Bill Belichick will coach another 20 years and win at least 10 more Super Bowls while also becoming Trump's Director of National Intelligence

# ? Dec 20, 2016 08:32

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Trump won't do half as much damage to America as the people he will assign to run things for him will

# ? Dec 20, 2016 08:43

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

Trump won't do half as much damage to America as the people he will assign to run things for him will

domestically, he's just going to enable the worst beliefs of Congress and his cabinet without putting up much, or any, resistance

when it comes to foreign policy, that's another story. i never really bought the "Hillary's foreign policy will be worse" argument. it's awful, but it's the devil we know vs. the devil we don't

# ? Dec 20, 2016 09:03

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

CubsWoo posted:

I just can't figure out how he did it

lol texas

enjoy your single trump pity visit

# ? Dec 20, 2016 09:04

foxy boxing babe: Jan 17, 2010

consumed by normies posted:

lmao at clinton getting more ec defectors than trump. god drat this election just dont stop

democrats are straight up pants on head retarded

# ? Dec 20, 2016 09:12

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

I'm going to cast a vote for a responsible republican, you do it too okay? Are you sure you're going to do it? Okay here it goes *falls flat on face*

# ? Dec 20, 2016 09:17

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

get that OUT of my face posted:

anyone who wants to know about Vinnie Viola as secretary of the army should read the rationale behind the Florida Panthers logo change this summer

looks like the New England Patriots have a new challenger in the Official Sports Team of Trump's America contest

I don't follow hockey but I wa's wondering does whatever team is their opposition hate freedom, just love it less than the panthers or does it depend on the team? Can any hockey fans me thanks?

# ? Dec 20, 2016 09:23

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

in 2019 you're all going to realize that this electoral college vote was a soft-launch for Colin Powell 2020

# ? Dec 20, 2016 09:29

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♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

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Joementum posted:

joe has been on the biggest, smuggest high since november 8th

he has the president's ear (unless he happens to be watching fox & friends that morning)

# ? Dec 20, 2016 09:36

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

logikv9 posted:

in 2019 you're all going to realize that this electoral college vote was a soft-launch for Colin Powell 2020

He got his email scandal to be old news by then, he got 3rd place, sounds legit

Also his parents pronounced "colin" the normal way, but he had a stiffy for some war hero who pronounced it like the pre-anus

# ? Dec 20, 2016 09:46

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Venom Snake posted:

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/811100753704218624

I forgot that I said that exact same thing to him and got blocked over it

# ? Dec 20, 2016 09:48

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

Yinlock posted:

if you look at the SWEET LIBERAL TEARS thread for some reason conservative comedy seems to be just genuine joy at undeserved misery

this sums up conservative humor pretty well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUgWcDR3BNo

# ? Dec 20, 2016 09:54

KiteAuraan: Aug 5, 2014; JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!

DeepDickPizza posted:

Hahahaha. I forgot about this and it totally owns.
https://twitter.com/RobertMackey/status/804052846060732416

so he really doesn't have his own ideas, he's like my grandpa, rapidly going senile and just becoming a racist gently caress from a diet of clickbait bullshit.

# ? Dec 20, 2016 09:59

KiteAuraan: Aug 5, 2014; JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!

That DICK! posted:

I wish I lived on an abandoned island, like the Cay. Y'all have to read the Cay in school

yeah, the cay seemed pretty nice and that old guy was cool. i'd hang with him.

# ? Dec 20, 2016 10:02

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

I don't follow hockey but I wa's wondering does whatever team is their opposition hate freedom, just love it less than the panthers or does it depend on the team? Can any hockey fans me thanks?

i don't think Viola gave that any thought and just wanted to be militaristic and egostistical

# ? Dec 20, 2016 10:12