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(Is it in his abs?) That's not one of his charms Shine is the mod with the swole beefy arms If you wanna know why FAU had to go It's in his GIFs (That's where it is)
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 12:49 |
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Stryder posted:HORSE IN A HOLE!
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 13:33 |
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Somebody post the insane Ur-Horse screed.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 14:32 |
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This one?Ruddha posted:I don't know about anyone else, but I know for a fact that horses are stupider than poo poo and WILL kill themselves if you don't take an absurd amount of precautions and adorn them in the right silly accessories so that they don't scare themselves and fall over dead, and even then at best you can reduce the chances that they will do that, but they're still absolutely going to. Women who are obsessed with horses are just as bad as ones who are obsessed with anything else, but it may be dumber because it's a placeholder for animalistic male sexuality; however, in reality, it doesn't hold up because dominant male sexual energy is incompatible with horse personality and tendencies because, again, they're absolutely going to kill themselves by accident, whereas studs and straight power tops are highly unlikely to catch their reflection in a mirror then break their leg and get eaten by a mountain lioness I used the search to try to find horse in this thread and it didn't work, however this was post #2 in this thread, and it's great.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 17:07 |
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oh poor o'l Freckles, thought of holes and died (couldn't find the thread, but here's a link to Fishmech's tumblr with the full quote)
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 17:21 |
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It's not the ants quote it's the one where a strong, powerful, and beautiful horse slowly takes over a man's life and then the world as he is forced to live in a stable and feed only on hay. I can't find the quote either.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 17:33 |
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quote:That horse mocks you. Do you hear the neighing? More like naying! That horse says no to you. The horse is the man of the house. You are the horse. Clop clop! Trot about to your dingy office, little horsey. Your wife kisses her husband-horse when you can't see. And then again when you can. She buys it shoes, finer than any you'll own. Its metal feet crush your soul. "This horse is now man!" it exclaims. "I am defeated!" you cry. The horse has beat you. Soon you'll be in the stall, eating dry, bland grasses, while the majestic Horseband ferries your wife about town. "Oh!" the city folk shall say as they drop to their knees as their muscles fail them at the sight of such a couple. "The horse is such a man!" they weep as they tear out their eyes, knowing they'll never see such beauty again. Your wife and the HorseGod shall laugh and eat gold together. Ha ha! And your tears shall be blood as you shrivel and turn to dust, forgotten in that stall outside the city where the HORSE is now Emperor Of All and Lover Of One. The citizens will genuflect before the great beast, paying whatever tithe the Hoofed One demands, be it of coin or flesh. The people will rejoice to do so, as their Great and Benevolent Equine shall make their crops plenty, and their lives ever long. The rotten stall shall collapse on your worm-eaten bones, and none shall remember a whit about you. Except the UrHorse, the original horse, who shall shed no tear, but blink in bitter recollection of that brief time he had to endure you.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 17:37 |
dpack_1 posted:Wait what? That doesn't rhyme at all. How are you pronouncing .gif? ....how are you pronouncing .gif?
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 17:56 |
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chernobyl kinsman posted:....how are you pronouncing .gif? it feels like every gif slapfight ends in a weird mexican standoff of 'you tell ME how YOU say it...'
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:02 |
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Tatum Girlparts posted:it feels like every gif slapfight ends in a weird mexican standoff of 'you tell ME how YOU say it...' Because however you say it is the wrong way to say it. You've been on SA for a while, you should know how to argue about stuff.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:08 |
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let me tell you about the climate in MY area, and how it makes me a better person than you
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:12 |
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I pronounce it "sword".
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:12 |
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then it thought about ants and died
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:12 |
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This is still so loving good.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:16 |
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I don't know about you, but I say soda
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:33 |
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I say Graphics Interchange Format because acronyms lack class.
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:38 |
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gentle pete posted:I know it seems like a callous thing to say, but you're not responsible for her behaviour. You should read this - I found it really helpful when I was in a similar situationNear constant flatulence that has a smell so powerful to me that I risk cumming on particularly strong farts. In addition I can't hold them back for more than 10 minutes at most; if I try then it'll practically explode out my rear end, soil my pants a bit, and of course make me cream them like I was edging for a whole day. gentle pete posted:Uh, whoops. I copypasted the wrong thing. Looks like I can't edit my post.... I meant to link this. http://www.heartspiritmind.com/relationships/codependency/
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 19:04 |
i say it with a hard 'g' like a civilised human being
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 19:09 |
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When I first read this I spent pretty much the rest of the day howling with laughter
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 19:31 |
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Evfedu posted:Somebody post the insane Ur-Horse screed. I was just thinking of that when I scrolled past - BE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE, NOT THE HORSE
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# ? Dec 20, 2016 23:10 |
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This is still definitely the funniest posting gently caress up ever.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:10 |
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cock hero flux posted:This is still definitely the funniest posting gently caress up ever. Nope, that guy who accidentally posted his fitness log in the ladies thread during an abortion discussion.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:15 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Nope, that guy who accidentally posted his fitness log in the ladies thread during an abortion discussion. And then kept doing it. Multiple times.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:23 |
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And the db curls meaning dead babies
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:52 |
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James Joyce's account spotted
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:59 |
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Can someone post the Noni quote about pillow modifications? It's still one of the best things these forums have produced.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 06:53 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:It was only a gif
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 07:36 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Nope, that guy who accidentally posted his fitness log in the ladies thread during an abortion discussion. Please link this for me Avenging Mikon thank you
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 10:22 |
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cock hero flux posted:This is still definitely the funniest posting gently caress up ever. Even if by "gently caress up" you mean "obvious fakepost by a lovely gimmick poster" you're still wrong
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 14:57 |
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under the spreadable beefsmas tree i sold you and you sold beef
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 15:05 |
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Not a funny quote per se, but the GBS thread about the Chrismas market attack in Berlin was getting really awful (big surprise there), so Mega64 instituted one simple rule:Mega64 posted:Current event threads make my head hurt and it's a pain to moderate them because everyone is super-passionate about their dumb opinions, but obviously I don't want to simply gas the thread. Let's try this instead. It's almost shocking how much better the thread became
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 15:20 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Even if by "gently caress up" you mean "obvious fakepost by a lovely gimmick poster" you're still wrong Don't sign your post in the middle of the post
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 16:51 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Nope, that guy who accidentally posted his fitness log in the ladies thread during an abortion discussion. This put me to tears laughing when I first read ite.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 20:54 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Nope, that guy who accidentally posted his fitness log in the ladies thread during an abortion discussion. Anyone have a link?
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 23:56 |
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The_end posted:Dating an ex is like attempting to put a turd back into your rear end in a top hat. Cling-Wrap Condom posted:hate that feeling when you're about to get that boy back in there and then your cat startles you and you clench, severing your beautiful son in two with the deadly steel iris of your sphincter
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# ? Dec 22, 2016 00:04 |
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Bobnumerotres posted:when i was a kid i got a fever so high i started hallucinating slightly, i had the SNES mario all stars, was playing 2 and in the haze i discovered the warp jar for the first time and i thought i had become completely unhinged and started screaming for my mom to take me to the hospital
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# ? Dec 22, 2016 15:08 |
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:Guys I have a serious question and would like a serious answer. I'm not trying to hurt anyone's feelings here on the somethingawful.com forums. Here's the situation: I, a heterosexual male, do a really good job as an independent contractor. So good a job in fact that the female manager of the company I'm contracting for, who had previous been openly hostile to me, starts making sexual advances on me. I find out later that the manager is in fact a man with a penis who is, I don't know, pretending to be a woman for his own reasons, maybe he identifies as a woman, I don't know, it's not adequately communicated to me what his/her deal is, and it's not really important to me, as a heretosexual man. All I'm concerned about is that this person that I thought was a sexy lady actually has a dick, and I'm not attracted to men, and I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of a man being sexually attracted to me, as I'm sure a homosexual man might be uncomfortable with the idea of having sex with a woman? BROCK LESBIAN posted:Sir, this is a McDonald's drive-thru.
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# ? Dec 22, 2016 17:13 |
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someone awful. posted:[quote=" I also can't talk to my doctor about it since it's the same doctor I've had since I was a kid and he's real tight with my parents and family, and I know that if I mentioned anything to him about any struggles I have he'll mention it to my parents and that'll make it into a whole thing. And before anyone says "get a new doctor" it'll become a whole thing if I try to do that and create more problems than it'll solve, so that option's out as well."] are you sure this will happen? that's actually super loving illegal for your doctor to do (assuming you're in America but I assume other countries have patient confidentiality laws too?) someone awful. posted:i hosed up the quote tag
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# ? Dec 22, 2016 17:29 |
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apropos to nothing posted:*SA poster carefully weighing both sides of the argument* hmm my people have been subject to countless indecencies, pogroms, and victim to the most foul and debased excesses of human greed and savagery over our long and tragic history. on the other hand this video game costs way too much money and as I understand it, the creator is married to this woman
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Henchman of Santa posted:Things that happened. I'm going to be honest, if "McDonalds Drive-Thru" is a meme, I wasn't there for it, so I'm just confused. Got a sweet custom Avatar out of that whole thing though it's a win in my book.
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