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ArmTheHomeless
Jan 10, 2003

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Oh my god that Facebook is loving awful

https://m.facebook.com/funnytextsss/?tsid=0.5117673300115613&source=typeahead

They have four million followers

I have 4 Facebook friends who follow this page. Sad!

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Hardawn posted:

y'all are the 3% that didn't fail, congrats. I had a "relapse" maybe and could only write pussy for about 700 words tryung to think of one so just keep gloating about it

Pussy meets the criteria tho

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Lol at the fools that can't get this right :smug:

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

UglyCrackBaby posted:

I have 4 Facebook friends who follow this page. Sad!

They spelled it "you'r" in one of their recent memes. I've never seen it spelled both ways at once before.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
4 Million "Likes", it would be a terrible shame if what happened to patriot book happened to such a page.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



I'm the irony at the fact the stupid people quote is cropped incorrectly

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

UglyCrackBaby posted:

I have 4 Facebook friends who follow this page. Sad!

I have two. I knew about one of them because she constantly shares their poo poo

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


same tbh

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Jerry Cotton posted:

pathology
pissy
pointy

Oh sorry he's going for pussy, isn't he?

PRAY

97% of people are going to hell because they didn't think of this!

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Buttcoin purse posted:

PRAY

97% of people are going to hell because they didn't think of this!

Now please Like and Subscribe or a bus full of altar boys will go blind and they will all know it was because of you.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Buttcoin purse posted:

PRAY

97% of people are going to hell because they didn't think of this!

Oooooooooooooh :doh:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

other people posted:

i'm too loving dumb or old to get it at all. what is going on here professor?
Couples who share a Facebook account usually have trust issues so the joke is hitting on the guy's wife even though they share an account.

there you go grandpa that's the joke

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Dreddout posted:

Couples who share a Facebook account usually have trust issues so the joke is hitting on the guy's wife even though they share an account.

there you go grandpa that's the joke

I know a early-twenties couple with a joint facebook. I asked the wife's sister who cheated and while she said nobody, apparently the wife demanded the joint account because she convinced he'll cheat with anyone. loving unhealthy.

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Buttcoin purse posted:

PRAY

97% of people are going to hell because they didn't think of this!

:kheldragar: PREY :kheldragar:

Hail satan.

flick my Mr. Bean posted:

I know a early-twenties couple with a joint facebook. I asked the wife's sister who cheated and while she said nobody, apparently the wife demanded the joint account because she convinced he'll cheat with anyone. loving unhealthy.

If somebody I knew married somebody that psycho-insecure/dumb enough to still marry despite 0% trust, I'd pay for the hotel room.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pragenty.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
uh... party?:confuoot:

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
I actually don't know anybody with a shared Facebook account, but I never assumed any ones I have seen were because someone cheated. I always assumed it was because the husband was like "I don't want a Facebook" and the wife is like "well people are going to message me when they want to talk to you so I am putting your name on this poo poo" or something like that. I would assume if it was trust issues, they would just share passwords. But if you're at that point you probably should not be together, anyway.

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
my wife uses my facebook account because she doesn't have one and likes to keep up with family poo poo. i don't use my account so w/e

i guess she can see all the private chats i had when i used it but no one cares

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
I have a friend who has a "shared account" friend that always posts on her poo poo and they all start the same: "KarenDavid Whatever - Karen, your cats are so cute!" It took me a while to understand what the gently caress was going on since my friend's name is Heather.

I assume the husband is too lazy to loving care

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS



:stare:

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

I mean, I get what they were going for - Oh, women, those nags! But at best its misogynistic and cliched and at worst it looks like the creepiest kidnapping this holiday season.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

noted quiet things: three year old boys

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
That particular picture has been causing social media trouble at Christmas for three years in a row now.

Last Buffalo
Nov 7, 2011
My aunt has a shared account with her new husband, but that's because he's an antisocial grumpy sperg and she'd like an outlet to pretend they have a shared interest family and anything in general. It's really sad to watch.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus
I'm just trying to figure out how that goofy idiot snagged that hottie.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
Very carefully

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

That dad is ugly as hell, like goddamn

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

That dad is ugly as hell, like goddamn

Dad ugly, so ugly.

BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007
A guy I grew up with had a shared account which blew up when his wife decided to cheat with some other dude, made for some nice drama.

Theres one other guy I know has one now and I get confused as to who is posting at times. I don't understand it other than people are insecure and untrusting as said.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




ChesterJT posted:

I'm just trying to figure out how that goofy idiot snagged that hottie.

Religion? I bet it was religion.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ChesterJT posted:

I'm just trying to figure out how that goofy idiot snagged that hottie.

She loves her brother.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

ChesterJT posted:

I'm just trying to figure out how that goofy idiot snagged that hottie.

With duct tape, apparently.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

With duct tape, apparently.

cnut
May 3, 2016

ChesterJT posted:

I'm just trying to figure out how that goofy idiot snagged that hottie.

:homebrew:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

ChesterJT posted:

I'm just trying to figure out how that goofy idiot snagged that hottie.

Look into her eyes.

She's the one encouraging her daughters to talk over males and to compete with their little brother.

The husband doesn't even look all that into it - she's the one who thought this photo-op was a good idea in the first place, because she knows wholeheartedly that it's true: the females have the run the house, and this photo was her way of "making it even."

You can see that she's smiling behind that green duct tape, because she's clearly happy. She knows she's just successfully domineered her doofus husband yet again, this time into damning himself in public as a borderline chauvinist, just because he'd mentioned that he and his son never seem to get a word in edgewise...

Look again at the smile behind the duct tape: it's the secret smile of the puppetmaster. :smugbert:

blacquethoven
Nov 29, 2003

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop

this is all facebook should be

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Mnemosyne
Jun 11, 2002

There's no safe way to put a cat in a paper bag!!

ChesterJT posted:

I'm just trying to figure out how that goofy idiot snagged that hottie.

Maybe it's a Katherine.jpg situation. Maybe she's a lot less attractive when you can see the bottom half of her face.

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