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sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug

crazy cloud posted:

encouraging ppl to give up gives me intense ecstatic gratification, please do not problematically otherize and kinkshame me thanks in advance

Trumpworld will be inherited not by the meek, but those who can merge and rewire their empathetic with pain with sexual-reward pathways. That deep raw animalistic contentment will be our balm, for these four years. Some sustenance in the pantry, and a means by which to post, should be comfort and luxury enough.

Class transcendence is a day laborer experiencing impromptu climax and afterglow upon seeing an investment banker's femurs pinned and shattered by a drunken postal deliveryman, who then shambles away from the crash scene, himself also weak in the knees (but differently). You will come to love your economic betters and lessers, please pardon pun, as bits of their lifeblood (literal and metaphorical) trickle down or spatter up onto you. Good news and good things will remain pleasant, but trouble and tragedy will have us floating about as angels, with lips grinning and cheeks flush and eyes half-lidded.

sweart gliwere has issued a correction as of 23:13 on Dec 20, 2016

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Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Hail santa

edit: gently caress

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
https://youtu.be/yzFit0nldf4

I think thats the right link, but phoneposting

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
Quote is not edit

Edit: poo poo, too late

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

GlyphGryph posted:

https://youtu.be/yzFit0nldf4

I think thats the right link, but phoneposting

seems like something that should have been on page 666, friend

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

GlyphGryph posted:

Edit: poo poo, too late

Not if the hailing is in your heart.

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Oh Snapple! posted:

seems like something that should have been on page 666, friend

Much like Hillary and her team, I blame everyone but myself for this failure.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


i, Bernie Sanders, have fixed your mistake at the last minute

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


now if only that was how things shook out irl.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

If only Bernie didn't have such distaste for the banks, he still would have had his Money in the Bank briefcase.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Oh Snapple! posted:

If only Bernie didn't have such distaste for the banks, he still would have had his Money in the Bank briefcase.

some homeless dude has that briefcase and john cena had better watch the gently caress out

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Oh Snapple! posted:

If only Bernie didn't have such distaste for the banks, he still would have had his Money in the Bank briefcase.

Bernie just had to cash in on Roman, you can't blame him

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
hail satin :(

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Bernie just had to cash in on Roman, you can't blame him



It's true, he ultimately had his priorities right.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

poo poo, vince got us all with the long con, didn't he?

gently caress.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

1 page late but welp

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
remember in dreamfall chapters when there was an election between the social democrats and the anti-big business, anti-immigrant fascists to control europolis, but then it turned out they were both secretly controlled by the corporations? makes you think

Serf
May 5, 2011


Concerned Citizen posted:

remember in dreamfall chapters when there was an election between the social democrats and the anti-big business, anti-immigrant fascists to control europolis, but then it turned out they were both secretly controlled by the corporations? makes you think

this but unironically

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Video cassette game tapes are for children. Adults drink alone in the dark.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

SATAN

tower time
Jul 30, 2008




Adults compare the post-election Democratic party situation to impossibly long fantasy novel situations like 2 other people will get.

Ellison's Chain of dogs - He leads, yet is led, he strains forward, yet is held back, he bares his fangs, yet what nips at his heels if not those he is sworn to protect?

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Aurubin posted:

Video cassette game tapes are for children. Adults drink alone in the dark.

And listen to rain dogs while we're at it!

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Mirthless posted:

I wonder how many people, by the end of the election, actually trusted Hillary less than Donald Trump because she released all of her taxes

"What's she hiding" was basically the theme of 2016, lol

nobody has ever given a poo poo about her tax returns, its her wall street speeches that she refused to release. then when they came out, it turns out you cant trust what she says. isnt that crazy?

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

tower time posted:

Adults compare the post-election Democratic party situation to impossibly long fantasy novel situations like 2 other people will get.

Ellison's Chain of dogs - He leads, yet is led, he strains forward, yet is held back, he bares his fangs, yet what nips at his heels if not those he is sworn to protect?

I'm one of those 2 :smith:

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
If details about Hillary's email scandal had come out 6 months earlier we'd all be posting in the President Bernie Sanders thread, pretty crazy.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Ace of Baes posted:

If details about Hillary's email scandal had come out 6 months earlier we'd all be posting in the President Bernie Sanders thread, pretty crazy.

you mean the president chafee thread

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
lol if you dont hail satan every page

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
That was a good hell page people, good job.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SExMtNDS5hk

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Feel the chafe.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Serf posted:

can't wait 2 see dems and rush limbaugh spouting the same poo poo lol

They already are. The Farrakhan attack line came straight out of talk-radio land.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

I HALT NASA wait no

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

paranoid randroid posted:

every time i see someone praise Nixon for proposing GMI i die a little more inside

What was bad about it? Haven't heard about it before.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

docbeard posted:

I HALT NASA wait no

Cut NASA funding? Sure thing!

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Lastgirl posted:

lol if you dont hail satan every page

*pours chicken bones on the floor into a pentagram made of maple syrup and Bernie effigies*

"I feel a great disturbance in the working class, as if millions of socialists cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced."

Hail Satan

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Cut NASA funding? Sure thing!

If I don't get to escape this doomed planet, no one does

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

punk rebel ecks posted:

What was bad about it? Haven't heard about it before.

it was completely inadequate and was intended as an excuse to destroy social programs

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Richard Nixon was insanely loving evil

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Can't believe I missed the page of the beast

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
what part of america DO you like???????????????
because nixon is awesome

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