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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



Newspaper Spider-Man: A Brick! OH NOOOOOOO

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



These two are starting to reach Pair Bond levels of sass.

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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


''We've been driving til its gotten dark and NOW Peter asks to make sure we're going in the right direction?''

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
That car looks cramped as hell. Had to go with the compact, couldn't spring for a mid-size?

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Cakefarts Carol posted:

''We've been driving til its gotten dark and NOW Peter asks to make sure we're going in the right direction?''

It's New Mexico. There's only one road.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Lurdiak posted:

These two are starting to reach Pair Bond levels of sass.



Pair Bond is the most depressing comic I've ever read, but I check in on Cartoon Machine for the sake of Wonderdick, which is hilarious.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Sedan. Convertible. Sedan.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Place your bets, bet-holders!

Wait I screwed that up.

So... given we're going cosmic, who are our options for this?
Silver Surfer?
The Guardians?
Galactus?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Captain Marvel! 200 on Captain Marvel!

Yon
Oct 7, 2003

Just one spice?
Just one spice
Just one spice...
Pete looks like this day is REALLY getting to him.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Is she really any better off sticking with Peter given that, out of the two of them, she's the one who stayed conscious in that encounter?

Synthbuttrange posted:

So... given we're going cosmic, who are our options for this?
Silver Surfer?
The Guardians?
Galactus?

Cyclops's dad.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I wanna see Stan Lee's take on Noh-Varr!

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Skrulls. Definitely Skrulls.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Another sentry.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Synthbuttrange posted:



Place your bets, bet-holders!

Wait I screwed that up.

So... given we're going cosmic, who are our options for this?
Silver Surfer?
The Guardians?
Galactus?

Way to rub in how you have super powers and your wife doesn't Pete.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Rocket and groot. God I hope.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
jack flag and space knight venom, just to make things extra confusing

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Moon Knight, because logic be damned, Pete's gone far too long without someone punching him in the face this story arc.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
uh, whoever he teams up with will punch him in the face. now that i think about it, it would be all kinds of wonderful if rocket filled that role.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm holding out for Blastaar.

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds
Gladiator. Let's get some Kree-Shi'ar War all up in here.

Or maybe the original Guardians of the Galaxy. Vance Astro, Martinex, and Charlie-27 would fit in perfectly here.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Vance Astro was in the modern Guardians via time displacement, but not in the movie, so he was probably written out of the books too. :(

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

uh, whoever he teams up with will punch him in the face. now that i think about it, it would be all kinds of wonderful if rocket filled that role.

I'm just imagining Groot disguised as a normal tree and every other day, the tree's branches smack Peter across the fact for about 2 weeks before he finally figures it out.

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug

Newspaper Spider-Man may be close to perfection, but this would required literal perfection. Alas.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

SilverSupernova posted:

Moon Knight, because logic be damned, Pete's gone far too long without someone punching him in the face this story arc.

1 week?

Yeah, too long.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Rom.

Because Stan Lee forgot he doesn't have the rights.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
That joke relies on Stan Lee being aware of literally any comic book development since the sixties that wasn't hand fed to him by marketing.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


A real cop-out would be another Sentry summoned to help Ronan.

Dunno, maybe Super-Skrull? Silver Surfer?

The list of suspects is starting to run out..

I want it to be a drunk Tony Stark testing some new space armor or something. Emphasis on the drunk part

Got a really bad feeling it's Impossible Man, and he will defeat both Intergalactic Sentry #1324 AND Ronan, leaving Peter looking incompetent as usual

Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Dec 20, 2016

Daeren
Aug 18, 2009

YER MUSTACHE IS CROOKED
A deeply confused Gilgamesh, who proceeds to swipe Ronan's hammer and beat feet before the lawyers arrive.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Suprise! It's Smilin' Stan Lee after riding back to space after those friendly folks at NASA took hi up.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Lobsterman posted:

Pete looks like this day is REALLY getting to him.

He's been stuck in a car for most of it, and the only time he gets to stretch his legs he gets blasted head first through a window. Then some random color changing cop says he looks like a wuss. Its been a rough vacation so far.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





This arc is going to end in divorce.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

That car door cuts the front window in half.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I'm at work, can someone shuffle the last two panels over and shop in the 'pissed MJ' panel in tia

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

drat, she made him carry her purse too.

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Cakefarts Carol posted:

I'm at work, can someone shuffle the last two panels over and shop in the 'pissed MJ' panel in tia

You'd shop the middle panel left one, put pissed MJ in the middle, and end the same.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


I love you, Newspaper Spider-Man :shobon:

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Mulva posted:

You'd shop the middle panel left one, put pissed MJ in the middle, and end the same.

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