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Hedrigall posted:I only ask that video game developers put sufficient time and thought into how sexy they make the cats in their games. I mean why would they do such disservice to a significant proportion of the game buying market by not doing so????? 
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I wish people would stop complaining about Nintendo removing vagina bones. Personally I trust Nintendo and believe they are saving up all the unused vagina bones for something special.
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greatn posted:I wish people would stop complaining about Nintendo removing vagina bones. Personally I trust Nintendo and believe they are saving up all the unused vagina bones for something special. Undead vagina bone golem construct for Smash
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Phimosissy posted:Undead vagina bone golem construct for Smash i also hope bayonetta is in the next smash
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Golems aren't undead, IDIOT.
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greatn posted:Golems aren't undead, IDIOT. Not if you don't specify that they are, JACKASS. Look, I'm a level thirty-seven Dungeon Master and I'll apply two or more templates to the same monster if I want to. When the DM does it, it's not illegal.
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Phimosissy posted:Not if you don't specify that they are, JACKASS. Look, I'm a level thirty-seven Dungeon Master and I'll apply two or more templates to the same monster if I want to. People need to understand that the DM determines the rules and when to break them.
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I'm going to lose my poo poo if people keep messing up simple FACTUAL truths about the nature of golems.
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*quickly minimizes Wikipedia: Golems tab as you walk by* *stares awkwardly at desktop until you pass*
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Phimosissy posted:"When the DM does it, it's not illegal."
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VideoGames posted:Thread, what are you doing?! Being good boys and girls. Some high brow Nintendoom in my morning news feed. https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2016/12/super-marios-sorrow/511187/ Jonas Albrecht fucked around with this message at 12:00 on Dec 21, 2016 |
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sharrrk posted:its time for a new double dash, i think. it's been long enough Given they keep adding stuff like Bikes and the transforming Karts, I really don't see why Nintendo don't just add the Double Karts as a vehicle option to make everyone happy.
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Nintendo will be great again
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Alfalfa The Roach posted:No Nintendoom Allowed Guys, get this. There's nostalgic appeal for Nintendo. *writes 20,000 word article*
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Dec 21, 2016 12:31
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Super Mario Run only made $20 million dollars so far. What an utter failure.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Some high brow Nintendoom in my morning news feed.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Being good boys and girls. "From what is Mario running in Super Mario Run? The answer is as obvious as it is tragic: from the smartphone itself. And in this contest, any victory is pyrrhic." nice piece of journalism
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I like the part where the article segues into a Cliff Blazynski handjob.
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Nintendo: Super Mario Run has been downloaded 40 million times in 4 days and has broken numerous records and made us lots of money Dumbass analyst: Wow what a loving failure
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I should be able to buy bubbles for .99 and people beating be in toad run should take my roads even when I am not at home, unless I buy a 24 hour toad run shield for $2. For my actual criticism of the app, instead of three levels before you pay out of a total of 24, it should have been the first eight levels free out of a total 32. And the coin challenges should have unlocked a world instead of a single level each. And the game should have highlighted importance of those coins more so players using the free segment understood there was more depth to the game. And it shouldn't require communication to the servers to play single player. It should store your run data locally until it gets a chance to upload to the server. And the demo and paid app should have been separate apps so reviews of the main app would be quarantined people who actually bought it. Also Toad run rocks, they could do a better job of pointing that out. It's a great game, should have had about 30% more levels though.
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Alfalfa The Roach posted:Nintendo: Super Mario Run has been downloaded 40 million times in 4 days and has broken numerous records and made us lots of money watch nintendo being criticized because they proposed a honest, conservative payment model instead of charging you $0.99 for every loving power-up in the era of dlcs and season passes
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nintendo is doing NOTHING to innovate their brand and that's why i preordered knack 2
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I own Super Mario Run and it is great goddamn fun! £6.99 was a good price for it, absolutely.
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VideoGames posted:I own Super Mario Run and it is great goddamn fun! Sir can I borrow your iPhone, I need to
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Super Mario Run your company into the ground!!! is what I would say if I was dumb
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b-but clash of clans, investors said
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Sir can I borrow your iPhone, I need to Only if you can held me get the steel looking coins on 1-1!!
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Dec 21, 2016 14:56
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how much is the mario runner game anyway
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Stux posted:how much is the mario runner game anyway Free for levels 1-1 to 1-3. £6.99 for the 1-4 boss and 5 other worlds.
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VideoGames posted:Free for levels 1-1 to 1-3. £6.99 for the 1-4 boss and 5 other worlds. that seems a bit steep for a short mobile game
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Stux posted:that seems a bit steep for a short mobile game *eats £5 sandwich*
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Jables88 posted:*eats £5 sandwich* ive never paid £5 for a sandwich, and the point is that other similar style mobile games are often much cheaper. i dont think thats an unfair observation to make.
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Stux posted:that seems a bit steep for a short mobile game Well I wouldn't say it's short. It's got 24 levels and each level has three versions (with different placement of coins, blocks and enemies.) The idea is to get better at jumping to collect the special coins. Each time you get all the coins you get tickets to the Toad rally where you run against other people throughout a level and have to entertain the watching toads. Whoever is the most entertaining gets the toads and it allows you to then start placing items and buildings in your mushroom kingdom. It's got a bit of animal crossing built in I'd say. There's a lot going on in there.
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It's not as short as it may seem. The real goal is to collect all the pink coins. Doing that in any level unlocks the purple coins. Doing THAT unlocks the black coins. At each coin level the layout of the stage coins changes, at the black level the layout of the stage itself changes a bit. Getting all coins for all stages unlocks a special more difficult levels per type of coin. The meat of the game is actually Toad Rush. You need Toads to build your kingdom. Playing the single player unlocks Toad Rush tickets. In toad rush you have to collect coins and style points in even further modified versions of the stages, performing against the ghost data of other players. If you win you gain some of their Toads. If you lose, you lose your Toads. You need Toads to unlock new buildings and characters which you build with coins you collect in all modes. All characters have different physics. You can play as Toad, Toadette, Peach, Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi.
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Stux posted:ive never paid £5 for a sandwich Do you just never eat out, Stux?
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VideoGames posted:Well I wouldn't say it's short. It's got 24 levels and each level has three versions (with different placement of coins, blocks and enemies.) The idea is to get better at jumping to collect the special coins. ok but for a point of comparison £6.99 puts in it the same price range as a final fantasy game, or a phoenix wright title. hell for £2 more you can get 3 full GTA titles. and thats only looking at other major game companies and ignoring tons of 79p - £2 titles which offer similar levels of content. it just feels very expensive for what is on offer given the market and i dont really see the justification for it. TheKingofSprings posted:Do you just never eat out, Stux? i eat out, i dont eat at expensive sandwich places though i guess
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VideoGames posted:Thread, what are you doing?! VideoGames posted:I own Super Mario Run and it is great goddamn fun!
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Stux posted:i eat out, i dont eat at expensive sandwich places though i guess Must be a location thing. I can't remember the last time I spent less than 6bux on a meal. And on a date? Forget it.
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