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Hipsters in a climate where it can get to 40°C for weeks at a time is loving hilarious. Lumberjack-hobo chíc doesn't do much to protect from heat stroke or sweating like a waterfall. Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Dec 21, 2016 |
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Phlegmish posted:The idea of an australian hipster doesn't really compute Australia is extremely hipster prone
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Australia: Melbourne:Austin
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They were into (*hurriedly shuffles through notes*)... putting brown people into camps before it was cool
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r41dcYUvNLk The lack of PPE bothers me
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:I arrived in Australia when I was 18. I was originally from central China, and then I moved to Shanghai. My first impression was "there are a lot of obese people." Like really, really big. I didn't really know what was going on. I guess the standards are different, skinny back home means very skinny. Are Australians REALLY bigger drunkards than the Chinese? I've never been to either place, so I cannot comment. Also, I think some places have the luxury of higher drug use penalties because they don't have as many users. This is a funny essay, where did you get it? Edit: http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/977264.shtml CHINA #1!!!!! mrbotus fucked around with this message at 10:29 on Dec 21, 2016 |
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Oh yeah. I got a photo of our favorite brand the other night: I prefer to pronounce it "Byeml-Fuh-DICK"
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Hedenius posted:Carfentanil. About a hundred times more potent then Fentanyl. Bad idea to mess around with. That's freaky. Here's lethal doses of heroin and regular fentanyl (note the scale):
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After a lot of hand wrangling, I found I could just get a 5 day visa at the point of entry to go up to the Mainland instead of loving around for up to 8 weeks for a full on visa as I won't be staying long. This greatly simplifies the logistics. Only a couple more days before I go confirming things by buying the tickets and informing the relatives of my visit.Accretionist posted:That's freaky. Do not eyeball.
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Hedenius posted:Carfentanil. About a hundred times more potent then Fentanyl. Bad idea to mess around with. quick wiki visit says that this poo poo is so potent that they dont even use it on humans apparently this is the strongest poo poo we've got and they use it to knock out elephants
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Haier posted:The turd behind me with bottles of oil began jabbing them into my back to prod me like that would make the cashier work faster Speaking of this, I have to ask you something as the India expert: Why the gently caress did men behind me in queues in India feel the need to rest their gut against my back/arm? I mean it wasn't just me, everyone lines up that way, but what the gently caress, dont they feel strange resting their gut on people? Jimmy Little Balls posted:Young people are terrible too. Going to use wechat to pay for this 3元 drink, but I suddenly don't know how the phone I stare at for 20 hours a day works so it's going to take 20 minutes. I had a fun one last weekend where the woman placed her order, spent some time getting her phone ready for QR Code Magic, then spent another minute digging around in her purse for a hundred-note, I guess as backup in case the barcode failed. She then awwardly used the code (not understanding where the scanner is), but then it worked fine. There was no reason at all to dig out cash in advance, unless she had done it while still waiting for her turn. Doing it at the register before trying to barcode, I just don't get it. There are so many things that happen in China that look like people are deliberately being passive aggressive assholes to you, unless you know the culture and realize it's No Why, Just Y
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LentThem posted:There are so many things that happen in China that look like people are deliberately being passive aggressive assholes to you, unless you know the culture and realize it's No Why, Just Y Another part of it is people deciding that because you are a foreigner they aren't obligated to follow normal social decorum and act out on their impulses.
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I wished the pollution charats just said "Crazy bad" all over China like that one time the US embassy hit it's limit of 500. It's almost unbelievable now it has pegged the meter at twice the level. Winter is a bitch.
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LentThem posted:Speaking of this, I have to ask you something as the India expert: Why the gently caress did men behind me in queues in India feel the need to rest their gut against my back/arm? I mean it wasn't just me, everyone lines up that way, but what the gently caress, dont they feel strange resting their gut on people? Unlike China's face bullshit where assholes don't get called out most of the time, Indian line cutters and cheaters are shamed or beaten and lose their spot if they have one. It's normal to be waiting in a long line and have people touching the person in front of them, and also normal to see two lines, one with men and other with women. It's welcomed to call out people breaking that rule unless the person is bow-legged with age or has a cane or something. They don't mess around there. You still get the people who are purposely trying to be dicks about it to the foreigner, but without Face culture to back them up, it's acceptable to tell them to gently caress off and cause a scene. Anyone watching will tend to back up whoever is in the right, because it affects them too. oohhboy posted:I wished the pollution charats just said "Crazy bad" all over China like that one time the US embassy hit it's limit of 500. It's almost unbelievable now it has pegged the meter at twice the level. Winter is a bitch.
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I expect there's a 50:50 chance of it being either "We can supply carfentanil . for sure. Lots of Laowais buy crazy poo poo from us" or "We can supply carfentanil . for sure. I don't know what it is or whether we produce it but I must not admit it or I lose face as a salesperson".
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blowfish posted:I expect there's a 50:50 chance of it being either "We can supply carfentanil . for sure. Lots of Laowais buy crazy poo poo from us" or "We can supply carfentanil . for sure. I don't know what it is or whether we produce it but I must not admit it or I lose face as a salesperson". Kind of like those Chinese chemists that claimed they sell foof.
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Invisible Handjob posted:Ahahahaha. Brilliant. Now that you're un-probated, could you tell me if Sister Ping's restaurant in Manhattan is worth a visit? I walked by last time I was in Fujianese Chinatown, but figured if I went I should at least bring people.
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My wife wants to take a day trip to Beijing from Seoul to eat some famous North Korean food there, do they still do those 72 hour free visas even for Americans?
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You can but they are transit visas so you need another destination like come to hk. If you want North Korean food heilongjiang province is actually pretty legit. People eat dogs there and they even distinguish north and South Korean food. You don't get the juche experience but you get ethnic Korean Chinese cooking everything
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Isn't Heilongjiang literally Mordor this time of the year?
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Mordor is much warmer
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Hey chinar thread i ilve in myanarm and i thought of you today the city municpality evided to start testing food stuffs thats sold around the city Turns out most of the fried tofu you can buy on the street has formaldehyde in it
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very clever with maracas posted:Hey chinar thread Thanks for reminding me about the poor quality of oils used in many food products. http://www.westonaprice.org/know-your-fats/the-big-fat-surprise-toxic-heated-oils/ quote:In late 2012, as I was researching the latest news on trans fat replacements, Gerald McNeill, vice president of Loders Croklaan, which is one of the country’s largest suppliers of edible oil, told me something scary. He explained that fastfood chains including McDonald’s, Burger King, and Wendy’s have swapped out hydrogenated oils and started using regular vegetable oil instead. “As those oils are heated, you’re creating toxic oxidative breakdown products,” he said. “One of those products is a compound called an aldehyde, which interferes with DNA. Another is formaldehyde, which is extremely toxic.”
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JaucheCharly posted:Isn't Heilongjiang literally Mordor this time of the year? Yeah basically. It's very much frozen hell.
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-38391998quote:Nigeria has confiscated 2.5 tonnes of "plastic rice" smuggled into the country by unscrupulous businessmen, the customs service says. hmm
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Who was that guy who couldn't believe that the video of those bare-chested fuckers faking rice was real?
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I complained before about the weird, seemingly archaic way that Chinese learn and use "ever." Now it has spread to Wechat translation.
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Is that a yes or a no?
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Haier posted:Thanks for reminding me about the poor quality of oils used in many food products. I never thought about this because I hadn't been frying anything for long, but I used vegetable oil for frying in my truck and the gunk is a real loving problem. Like wire brush and industrial degreaser to remove type problem. I yanked my fryer out of the truck entirely just because I was tired of dealing with constantly having to scrub the gently caress out of anything that was near it.
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oohhboy posted:Is that a yes or a no? I had a good job offer in Chongqing, but as I was talking to people connected to my actual social circle and asking about other cities, people were giving me account numbers of their friends in different places. One of those happened to be my boss right now. Shenzhen kept coming up over and over and in the process I met several people face to face this way before I was even in China, because so many of them got around for travel or work. At the last minute, I switched from Chongqing to Shenzhen and I never regretted it. Anyway, I ended up meeting many of those strangers who added me on QQ in the process, and this girl was one of them. I have met many girls, but this one has some of the smoothest, evenly-toned skin and I have ever touched or seen in my years. Just holding her hand gave me the worst public boner and I had to sit down and then hold a plastic bag awkwardly while walking. We went on one date and never met again because she moved for her job. Now she's back in Shenzhen with her original job and looking to complete the date. We haven't talked in about five weeks and suddenly tonight she hit me up again and asked when she could stay the night at my house. Mr. Nice! posted:I never thought about this because I hadn't been frying anything for long, but I used vegetable oil for frying in my truck and the gunk is a real loving problem. Like wire brush and industrial degreaser to remove type problem. I yanked my fryer out of the truck entirely just because I was tired of dealing with constantly having to scrub the gently caress out of anything that was near it. EDIT: Here's a quick explanation of refined cooking oils. loving gross. http://www.healthy-eating-politics.com/vegetable-oil.html quote:5. The seed pulp and oil are then put through a hexane solvent bath and steamed again to squeeze out more oil. Haier fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Dec 21, 2016 |
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I would have never thought that it was the result of the type of oil, but it makes perfect sense. Not having to gently caress with the fryer is it's own reward, though.
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https://vimeo.com/128373915 China loses to Russia. Pretty amazing video. That's a lot of dead people.
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Don't worry, China made good ground later in the game racking up more total "points".
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"We only have one female "volunteer" for you today Chairman. . . . . . . but she's 12!"
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So, if anyone else keeps up with Will Ferrell's career, him and John C. Reilly are teaming up again to make a Talladega Nights-esque movie about professional e-sports. I really hope South Korea and China make a biased entry in the movie and many jimmies are rustled. Or they might pander to the Chinese in hopes of it being released here
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Haier posted:So, if anyone else keeps up with Will Ferrell's career, him and John C. Reilly are teaming up again to make a Talladega Nights-esque movie about professional e-sports. I really hope South Korea and China make a biased entry in the movie and many jimmies are rustled. I wonder how long before they make a china pandering movie that goes so fair to make them the good guys and the not Chinese the real villians
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it would be so awesome if they had korean actors playing the chinese team members and vice versa
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