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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cosima posted:

This looks like the first thing I see when I regain consciousness and also the last thing I see before I'm bludgeoned to death.

Awww. :smith:


(:unsmigghh:)

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Fhqwhgads
Jul 18, 2003

I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GAME WHO GETS LAID
From over the weekend, a Messiah selfie. A Messelfie

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Hallelujah!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm the disgruntled IT worker.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

I am not supposed to walk places. Alone. I went to the post office. Fell on the ice. Didn't hit my head this time, just my wrists and elbows, but I cannot explain to you how dizzy I am. I am debating whether I should let people know that I jarred my skull again. Probably. I am taking holiday photos this evening. Just thought I should preemptively share that info. Hopefully they won't be blurry.

This Christmas, I am the Holiday Moron.


Teagan has a new favorite as of 18:52 on Dec 19, 2016

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Teagan posted:

I am not supposed to walk places. Alone. I went to the post office. Fell on the ice. Didn't hit my head this time, just my wrists and elbows, but I cannot explain to you how dizzy I am. I am debating whether I should let people know that I jarred my skull again. Probably. I am taking holiday photos this evening. Just thought I should preemptively share that info. Hopefully they won't be blurry.

This Christmas, I am the Holiday Moron.




Awww.

[bob newhart] Stop it![/bob newhart]

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Teagan posted:

I am not supposed to walk places. Alone. I went to the post office. Fell on the ice. Didn't hit my head this time, just my wrists and elbows, but I cannot explain to you how dizzy I am. I am debating whether I should let people know that I jarred my skull again. Probably. I am taking holiday photos this evening. Just thought I should preemptively share that info. Hopefully they won't be blurry.

This Christmas, I am the Holiday Moron.




Stay safe. :(

Atarian
Aug 10, 2005

This ant...
Clever Betty

Sup?

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008


Your car selfies remind me of Bradley Cooper in War Dogs.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.



I am wearing my holiday shirt two days in a row guys.

And Bradley Cooper has no lips, it is eerie.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Teagan posted:



I am wearing my holiday shirt two days in a row guys.

And Bradley Cooper has no lips, it is eerie.

She lives! :peanut:

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.



I am going out again after lunch. With supervision. Because I am a child now, and need supervision. What people don't realize, is if I fall... they are just coming down with me.

Also, shot down SUPER HARD for a new year's eve date. :nyd: Like.. wicked hard. I don't have any photos of the look on my face, but maybe if I ask someone else, I can be ready for it with a camera nearby.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


I would totally go on a date with you Teagan

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I'd totes let you go on a date with me too Teagan

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Obvs

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Fo sho

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I wouldn't.











(because im married :haw:)

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

While I would date Teagan and other girl goons out there, thankfully I got my trusty bottle of water right beside me so I am not so loving thirsty all the time.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
Everyone shut up and look at my cat



No boundaries

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I would date that cat.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
That's not a cat.

It is clearly a fur collar.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

Inzombiac posted:

I would date that cat.

We are exclusive, since my boyfriend is deadly allergic and also she is very jealous and will yowl at our ankles any time someone else hugs me

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mocking Bird posted:

We are exclusive, since my boyfriend is deadly allergic and also she is very jealous and will yowl at our ankles any time someone else hugs me

That's a good catte.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012
one from this weekends bar crawl

I was nervous about the darker lip so I lightened it up a bit. Bonus car selfie

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose


Put on makeup today :yayclod:

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

Schmeichy posted:



Put on makeup today :yayclod:

You've got such a friendly pretty face :kimchi: great lip color!

CeramicPig posted:

one from this weekends bar crawl

I was nervous about the darker lip so I lightened it up a bit. Bonus car selfie

I actually dig dark and bold on you, it fits stylistically with the hair!

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Mocking Bird posted:

You've got such a friendly pretty face :kimchi: great lip color!

Back at ya, bb ;)

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
Y'all should look at my cat too



No name yet

Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

cat small

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


I cannot make a scowl face without a mustache.

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
Dark lipstick is the best

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

CeramicPig posted:

one from this weekends bar crawl

I read Car Brawl, saw your face and said "loving awesome!!".

Dark lipstick is amazing, and your complexion says "yes please dark lipstick"

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

Asia goons represent.



E: that's what I get for trying to phone post.

Ibblebibble has a new favorite as of 22:47 on Dec 21, 2016

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Ibblebibble posted:

Asia goons represent.



E: that's what I get for trying to phone post.

Sweet poster!

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Schmeichy posted:

Sweet poster!
Nice wall decoration as well! :buddy:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

ElMaligno posted:


I cannot make a scowl face without a mustache.

Wait, you're a cop, and you shaved your mustache? What's even happening anymore?

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Wait, you're a cop, and you shaved your mustache? What's even happening anymore?

I dunno, it's not like you've posted a Tasteful Dickpic :laffo:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Wait, you're a cop, and you shaved your mustache? What's even happening anymore?

I am not a cop, I am (kinda) a water-cop.
(coast guard)

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.


holy poo poo, I thought you were our representing Asian!

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Sweet As Sin posted:

Y'all should look at my cat too



No name yet

ohhh my god :kimchi: :kimchi: :kimchi:

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