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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I have here Keith Ellison's elementary school permanent record!

*waves two foot thick binder containing a video*

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Fiction
Apr 28, 2011

Fallen Hamprince posted:

u are correct Fiction, that post was not a joke and I actually do think that the guy who invented democratic centralism was an anarchist u dumbass, u absolute moron gently caress, goddamnit, fuckk

noooo i was making an observation and agreeing with you

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Fiction posted:

noooo i was making an observation and agreeing with you

sorry i get real twitchy around internet communists *clutches copy of Wealth of Nations as safety blanket*

nopants
May 29, 2004

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Have you seen how greasy and shiny that guys skin is?

:barf:

That's Brock's ultimate armor the protagonist doesn't find out about until after he breaks through the hair shield and believes he's victorious.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

I have here Keith Ellison's elementary school permanent record!

*waves two foot thick binder containing a video*

Keith Ellison is a muslim from Detroit, Michigan

Can you imagine someone from such a backwards area try to run the DNC?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Keith Ellison is a muslim from Detroit, Michigan

Can you imagine someone from such a backwards area try to run the DNC?

i don't know if we can appeal to disaffected republicans with this pick, maybe we should reconsider

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
look guys if the democrats can't appeal to moderate republicans then who is the party even for?

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Someone deep in the bowels of the DNC is trying to figure out a way to run Mitt Romney as a democrat in 2020.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Ace of Baes posted:

Someone deep in the bowels of the DNC is trying to figure out a way to run Mitt Romney as a democrat in 2020.

loving stop, you end up being right!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Gavin Newsom is basically Mitt Romney with better taste in religions

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

paranoid randroid posted:

Gavin Newsom is basically Mitt Romney with better taste in religions

how does he feel about trees

are they the right height?

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Admiral Ray posted:

look guys if the democrats can't appeal to moderate republicans then who is the party even for?

If the algorithm says we're gonna pick up 3 republicans for every blue-collar worker we lose, well, you gosh-darn bet your butt we're gonna pick up some republican voters and win this thing for her (and our donors) :downs:

Ace of Baes posted:

Someone deep in the bowels of the DNC is trying to figure out a way to run Mitt Romney as a democrat in 2020.

Please stop, you are a witch-doctor capable of seeing the future :ohdear:

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

bump_fn posted:

feminists are good

people that say they support progress but dont actually are bad

yw

Feminism isn't an identity. It is defined by action. If you are against school integration you aren't a feminist. If you want equality for some, but want to exclude others you aren't a feminist.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

redneck nazgul posted:

i don't know if we can appeal to disaffected republicans with this pick, maybe we should reconsider

~~~reagan democrats~~~

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

paranoid randroid posted:

Gavin Newsom is basically Mitt Romney with better taste in religions

and a lust for seemingly unrelated murder sprees of prostitutes

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Fallen Hamprince posted:

~~~democrats~~~

fixed

Lastgirl posted:

and a lust for seemingly unrelated murder sprees of prostitutes



based on this election, the american people want someone to treat women like objects

i'm going to need him to actually grope this woman, it should play well in the iowa primary

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
wh-what ar- are you talking about

I'm Gavin Newsom

I killed Paul Allen with an axe to the face

[chuckles incredulously]

what do you mean, is this a joke

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

I killed Paul Ryan with an axe to the face

hes got my vote

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

paranoid randroid posted:

Gavin Newsom is basically Mitt Romney with better taste in religions

Good enough for California liberals, good enough for me!

*votes against literally everything because it might harm my property value*

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
try getting a reservation at the Tortilla Coast now you dumb son of a bitch

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Good enough for California liberals, good enough for me!

*votes against literally everything because it might harm my property value*

oh cool another dork who thinks california is entirely the bay area

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Lastgirl posted:

wh-what ar- are you talking about

I'm Gavin Newsom

I killed Paul Allen with an axe to the face

[chuckles incredulously]

what do you mean, is this a joke

look at that subtle off-white coloring

the tasteful male gaze of it

it even has a lapel pin

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Pretty cool how globalization and trade deals like CAFTA and NAFTA led to the destruction of forests worldwide. Like... was it worth it? lol

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Pretty cool how globalization and trade deals like CAFTA and NAFTA led to the destruction of forests worldwide. Like... was it worth it? lol

*checks stock portfolio*

Ummm.....yeah, idiot.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
somebody post that fight song gif or whatever that hillary song is named

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Ace of Baes posted:

Someone deep in the bowels of the DNC is trying to figure out a way to run Mitt Romney as a democrat in 2020.

Now you have to predict this person fails, please

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Pretty cool how the invention of agriculture led to the destruction of forests worldwide. Like... was it worth it? lol

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Fidel Castronaut posted:

somebody post that fight song gif or whatever that hillary song is named

no don't.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

paranoid randroid posted:

oh cool another dork who thinks california is entirely the bay area

Gavin Newsom was born in a Idaho log cabin

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

GlyphGryph posted:

Now you have to predict this person fails, please

The Kristol method

Fiction
Apr 28, 2011

gotta break a few eggs to redistribute the savings of the working class into the coffers of the finance industry and all

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Pretty cool how globalization and trade deals like CAFTA and NAFTA led to the destruction of forests worldwide. Like... was it worth it? lol

We also need to fight global warming by sending all our manufacturing to places that don't have pesky environmental protections.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

paranoid randroid posted:

oh cool another dork who thinks california is entirely the bay area

stay fresno strong m8

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Joementum posted:

I have here Keith Ellison's elementary school permanent record!

*waves two foot thick binder containing a video*

Like, with women?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
fresno is a humanitarian crisis with a civic motto

Serf
May 5, 2011


Thoguh posted:

We also need to fight global warming by sending all our manufacturing to places that don't have pesky environmental protections.

like the moon

quick, somebody get elon muck and newt gingrich on the phone

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


I'm from california and I like my state :smith:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

UHD posted:

I'm from california and I like my state :smith:

mods????

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
I just remembered that Hillary's campaign strategy was to make sure she won the popular vote since she and her team just assumed they'd have the electoral vote in the bag.

So, I guess if you look at in the right light, Mook succeeded.

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Texas mods are the most woke

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