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tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

VideoTapir posted:

There are Android flip phones.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ori...ee-d7fc3ee6df42


Samsung has made a few, too, and some of the other Chinese companies; those tend to be really expensive.

I wonder why going to that site on my phone makes Firefox ask for permission to take pictures and record video.

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Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy

Kibbles n Shits posted:

T9 predictive text worked really well and could be done (well, had to be done) one handed, and could even be done without looking once you became proficient at it. I kind of miss it.

T9 was like the phone was hardwired into my nervous system, able to type one handed, without looking and basically zero mistakes. Physical feedback told me I actually pressed a key!!

I am God awful at both swipe and normal typing on smart phones and my predictive text gets all hosed up and I hate it.

F4rt5
May 20, 2006

Trunko posted:

Anybody have any experience switching back to a simple flip phone handset? Thinking Bout going that direction and just keeping a small tablet in by bag for any smart phone type tasks.

I had to use a Sony W595 for six months before I got a new smartphone last Christmas. And only a computer at home, no tablet. It was refreshing reading more books and having to note appointments on paper before inputting into gCal when I got home.

It was hell.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


tactlessbastard posted:

I wonder why going to that site on my phone makes Firefox ask for permission to take pictures and record video.

Their app is pretty good - except for it pinging you about deals once a day.

EDIT:

Here's a nice article on Zip Disks

http://motherboard.vice.com/en_uk/r...k&ICID=ref_fark

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 13:44 on Dec 22, 2016

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
http://www.gsmarena.com/samsung_galaxy_folder_2_flip_phone_passes_through_tenaa-news-19733.php

http://www.ebay.com/p/samsung-galax...n=ps&lpid=82,82

Turns out Samsung's got a new one, this one running Marshmallow.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Well, there's my birthday present sorted.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
And oldie and a goodie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



And the sequel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUCyvw4w_yk

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Look at this son of a bitch ruining all of his :filez: by writing with marker on the Read side.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZZx1xmAzg

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Also, losing screen space to have a keyboard is just a pain in the rear end in general.

Uhhh your choices are

30-40% larger screen that at times temporarily has a keyboard on it

Permanently smaller screen, made so by the presence of a physical keyboard

azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!


Gonz posted:

Look at this son of a bitch ruining all of his :filez: by writing with marker on the Read side.



:goonsay: There are CD-Rs which are silver on the label side and blue on the read side.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


azurite posted:

:goonsay: There are CD-Rs which are silver on the label side and blue on the read side.

There are also CD-Rs which are virtually identical on both sides

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
"It's not just a copy it's a crime"
*steals IP from Paramount/CBS*

Also, who sells pirated stuff? Aside from that guy in the video, if someone has something, they usually just say "you can copy it off my hard drive."

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Cojawfee posted:

"It's not just a copy it's a crime"
*steals IP from Paramount/CBS*

Also, who sells pirated stuff? Aside from that guy in the video, if someone has something, they usually just say "you can copy it off my hard drive."

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
You wouldn't download a watch.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Cojawfee posted:

"It's not just a copy it's a crime"
*steals IP from Paramount/CBS*

Also, who sells pirated stuff? Aside from that guy in the video, if someone has something, they usually just say "you can copy it off my hard drive."

Pirated DVDs are (or at least were) a huge thing in lower-middle class urban areas. 10 years ago you couldn't have a meal at a restaurant in Newark without at least one person walking in with a backpack and going around to all the tables selling VCDs of popular movies and/or terrible cams of movies currently in theaters.

e: also http://www.nickselby.com/2013/08/25/software-pirates-rule-in-russia/

quote:

In Russia, however, the piracy rates are a stunning 91 percent for business applications and 93 percent for entertainment software, according to Eric Schwartz, counsel to the International Intellectual Property Association, a Washington, D.C.-based organization that lobbies internationally on behalf of the copyright industry.

...

The dealers, who operate in stalls and kiosks around major transportation hubs or in full-scale markets usually 15 minutes from the city center, offer an enormous range of titles, usually bundled in a form their manufacturers would never dream of.

Snow Cone Capone has a new favorite as of 19:55 on Jan 4, 2017

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Cojawfee posted:

"It's not just a copy it's a crime"
*steals IP from Paramount/CBS*

Also, who sells pirated stuff? Aside from that guy in the video, if someone has something, they usually just say "you can copy it off my hard drive."

Clearly you've never been to canal st in nyc

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
Dell Glover used to sell pirated CDs and DVDs from the plant he worked at in North Carolina.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Regular Nintendo posted:

Uhhh your choices are

30-40% larger screen that at times temporarily has a keyboard on it

Permanently smaller screen, made so by the presence of a physical keyboard

There is a maximum size of phone that comfortably fits in my pocket anyway - I would rather have a reasonably-sized phone with a physical keyboard that fits in my pocket than a phablet I need a goddamn purse for.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Star Man posted:

Dell Glover used to sell pirated CDs and DVDs from the plant he worked at in North Carolina.

drat good read! At least now I know who I had to thank for all that stuff.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Regular Nintendo posted:

Clearly you've never been to canal st in nyc

I still have a "Rolex" from a trip there like 10 years ago, and my wife has a fairly convincing "Louis Vuitton" purse


e. fairly convincing to me, a guy, who has seen real ones but probably doesn't know about tiny details or whatever

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Off-the-street knockoff watched are poo poo, I've never gotten one that lasted more than a month or even kept decent time while it did last.

I do know there's an entire industry around making watches that look like really expensive watches, but AFAIK they're much more on the level as far as "we are not claiming this is a real Rolex, just a cheap but decent one that happens to look exactly like a Rolex."

Handbags I dunno. I was in China in 2010 and most of the poo poo I bought is still around today: both pairs of "Ray-Ban" eyeglasses (combined cost with eye exam and prescription lenses was like $50 total), the "North Face" backpack, the "CCM" hockey jersey, etc.

Even the knockoff Nintendo DS Lite I got there still works flawlessly, reads both actual games and the flash cart I also got there like a champ. Really it's just the watches that were crap.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Kelp Me! posted:

Pirated DVDs are (or at least were) a huge thing in lower-middle class urban areas. 10 years ago you couldn't have a meal at a restaurant in Newark without at least one person walking in with a backpack and going around to all the tables selling VCDs of popular movies and/or terrible cams of movies currently in theaters.

e: also http://www.nickselby.com/2013/08/25/software-pirates-rule-in-russia/

All over Oakland and most of the flea markets in the East Bay.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Kelp Me! posted:

I do know there's an entire industry around making watches that look like really expensive watches, but AFAIK they're much more on the level as far as "we are not claiming this is a real Rolex, just a cheap but decent one that happens to look exactly like a Rolex."

The trick is that you think you‘re getting a quality fake for one hundredth of the price of a real Rolex, but you‘re actually getting a lovely fake for one hundred times the Chinese wholesale price.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Chopper Reid on movie piracy: (quality Is kinda crap)

https://youtu.be/F92xvxyLOvI

"I stole this movie about stealing movies from a movie I stole."

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

luv 2 date boys posted:

Kind of reminds me of the first smart phone I got was the android based T-Mobile G1:



This was my first smartphone too after starting with (aka the shoe phone as all my friends called it in college):


e: I used to spend my minutes by dialing into my school's dial-up because i had something crazy like 2000 minutes a month through t-mobile and gprs sucked, 3g wasn't even a thing with that phone, it was the cutting edge.

then going to this after I finally dropped it too many times.


This phone was the biggest pile of poo poo ever. Somehow the alarm got stuck onto 5am, you could set other alarms but every morning at 5am it would go off, there was no way to delete it, my friends hated me when we went tailgating because i can sleep through anything.

Then I got the G1 and my mind was blown, a full keyboard, little nub wheel! Amazing.

I also used blackberries for work so I was used to the nub and the half keyboard thing. Those were some wild times in old lovely palm pilots that happened to have a phone attached without the infrastructure to do more than check the weather or find movie times.

Plinkey has a new favorite as of 06:39 on Jan 5, 2017

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Cojawfee posted:

You wouldn't download a watch.

But you WOULD watch a download!

:dadjoke:

EDIT:

http://www.trustedreviews.com/news/...k&ICID=ref_fark

New Blackberry (branded) phone with QWERTY keyboard to be announced at CES.

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 10:09 on Jan 5, 2017

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Kelp Me! posted:

Pirated DVDs are (or at least were) a huge thing in lower-middle class urban areas. 10 years ago you couldn't have a meal at a restaurant in Newark without at least one person walking in with a backpack and going around to all the tables selling VCDs of popular movies and/or terrible cams of movies currently in theaters.

e: also http://www.nickselby.com/2013/08/25/software-pirates-rule-in-russia/

The article is timestamped 2013, and they were selling bootleg Windows98 and NT4 in Russia? :psyduck:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I'd wager that Windows 98 and NT4 are right up there with dashboard cameras in terms of "things that drive the Russian economy".

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Dashboard cams are a worldwide comedy gain tho. I bet they are dirt cheap for Russians, or the insurancepays for them.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Cojawfee posted:

You wouldn't download a watch.

http://www.technobuffalo.com/2014/11/26/luxury-brands-fighting-against-pirated-smartwatch-faces/

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Remember the Timex Datalink? It was an early predecessor of smartwatches that you synced by holding up to your computer screen which would strobe or something to transmit data.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timex_Datalink

Well, in the YOOL 2017, I just had to program a wireless adapter for a Pitney Bowes postal machine the same way.

https://setup.smartlink.pitneybowes.com/connection

You put your SSID and password into that page, then press start and hold the adapter up to your screen while it flashes in a spot to transmit the data. Only took me 6 tries or so to get it to work. The adapter connects to the postage machine via usb, so seems like maybe they could have used that to set it up on a PC first but nope. Flashy lights while I try to hold it perfectly still up against the monitor.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Gonz posted:

I'd wager that Windows 98 and NT4 are right up there with dashboard cameras in terms of "things that drive the Russian economy".

The fax machine is what killed the Soviet Union.

They don’t want to miss out on the next big thing in information technology. :ohdear:

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 17:53 on Jan 5, 2017

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Remember the Timex Datalink? It was an early predecessor of smartwatches that you synced by holding up to your computer screen which would strobe or something to transmit data.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timex_Datalink

Well, in the YOOL 2017, I just had to program a wireless adapter for a Pitney Bowes postal machine the same way.

https://setup.smartlink.pitneybowes.com/connection

You put your SSID and password into that page, then press start and hold the adapter up to your screen while it flashes in a spot to transmit the data. Only took me 6 tries or so to get it to work. The adapter connects to the postage machine via usb, so seems like maybe they could have used that to set it up on a PC first but nope. Flashy lights while I try to hold it perfectly still up against the monitor.

The zapper lives :laugh:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Flashing monitor data transfer: still better than AirDrop.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Humphreys posted:


New Blackberry (branded) phone with QWERTY keyboard to be announced at CES.
Even though the horse has not only died but been butchered, sold and eaten we can still beat it some more!

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Collateral Damage posted:

Even though the horse has not only died but been butchered, sold and eaten we can still beat it some more!

TBQH their last one actually looked like a sweet phone (the Priv) - literally just a solid Android phone with a slide-out BB keyboard:



axolotl farmer posted:

The article is timestamped 2013, and they were selling bootleg Windows98 and NT4 in Russia? :psyduck:

At least 1 of the Chinese manufacturers we contract with are still using Win2k and at least 3 of them are using WinXP SP1 so it's not that far of a stretch

Hell, one of our engineers has a separate Win98 SE PC in the lab because that's the last version of Windows that will run the ancient PCB CAD software he uses and he refuses to learn the new programs.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Kelp Me! posted:

TBQH their last one actually looked like a sweet phone (the Priv) - literally just a solid Android phone with a slide-out BB keyboard:



At least 1 of the Chinese manufacturers we contract with are still using Win2k and at least 3 of them are using WinXP SP1 so it's not that far of a stretch

Hell, one of our engineers has a separate Win98 SE PC in the lab because that's the last version of Windows that will run the ancient PCB CAD software he uses and he refuses to learn the new programs.

why are the Z and Y keys switched

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Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Efexeye posted:

why are the Z and Y keys switched
It has the German keyboard layout, presumably.

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