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I'm the misspelling of Jojo so as not to out myself as a big ol' anime lover
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Dec 21, 2016 22:04
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Your husband is definitely hiding something from you. When he says he's working late, follow him to make sure he's not attending college.
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Dec 21, 2016 22:07
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Kill him
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Dec 21, 2016 22:23
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Get a massive strap on and when he says no tell him he's being patriarchal and homophobic by denying you. Then rail him until you find a new and saner husband.
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Dec 21, 2016 22:38
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Roundabout goon- it's still a good song and the rest of the Fragile is great, just ignore the memes and dream on to the heart of the sunrise 
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Dec 21, 2016 22:52
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Confessor, reading about your husband caused eye rape. I did not consent to reading about your story. Yes I could have looked away but because you didn't have a wall of extremely specific trigger warnings, you have assaulted me. I am literally shaking. I have no words.
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Dec 21, 2016 23:32
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to the second confessor, you ever heard of the term 'damaged goods'? Good luck on your next marriage.
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Dec 21, 2016 23:56
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Sjs00 posted:So today my workplace threw us a 'christmas party' that involved going to the pub down the street and buying us lunch before returning us to the bullshit work that they pay me minimum wage to get up at 7:30 AM to do. All of my coworkers are 45+ and a stunning racial mix of asian black and white. Of course the oldest black woman who is pushing 50 talks about her 30+ family of children, and grandchildren which pisses me right off because drat lady close your legs. She is also constantly running her arm down my back whenever she walks by that I had to complain to the boss lady about it who just laughed it off. I'm seriously going to ask her what her favorite way to smoke crack is tomorrow!1! Really, this woman is like an old vacuum cleaner that has sucked up one too many shards of glass but instead of glass its black penises; her laugh, the one that females execute to let a potential mate know that they are willing to copulate ( you know the one ) sounds like a ragged crack smoker's wheeze combined with the sound of vocal cords clogged with long pubic hairs and literal chunks of penis. I'm also not even old enough to get into a pub!!! Nice meltdown
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Dec 21, 2016 23:59
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I'd like the "enter my temple" one to be fake but my best friend did the exact same thing. Went from "I'd consider myself a feminist, I guess." to "I'm having a hard time sleeping tonight. I saw a scene in a show where a person kissed their romantic partner without verbal consent and it really brought up negative feelings for me. It's disgusting how society condones rape culture and how the victim just accepted the assault as okay." That actually happened, by the way.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:08
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bradzilla posted:Nice meltdown I listen to Tupac I can meltdown about black women upon command
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Dec 22, 2016 00:18
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:I'd like the "enter my temple" one to be fake but my best friend did the exact same thing. Went from "I'd consider myself a feminist, I guess." to "I'm having a hard time sleeping tonight. I saw a scene in a show where a person kissed their romantic partner without verbal consent and it really brought up negative feelings for me. It's disgusting how society condones rape culture and how the victim just accepted the assault as okay." It apparently happened to Shmorky too
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Dec 22, 2016 00:21
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loquacius posted:It apparently happened to Shmorky too Lowtax had a good summary about that on Twitter. I wish I saved it. Schmorky got arrested and scream-cried at Lowtax to post their bail. Edit: Or something like that. I'm too hungry to remember.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:32
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Red underwear, green underwear, it's all the same color in the dark! Also smdh at wearing underwear to bed
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Dec 22, 2016 00:34
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This poo poo is why trump got elected
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Dec 22, 2016 00:38
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LethalGeek posted:This poo poo is why trump got elected This is literally true I think
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Dec 22, 2016 00:40
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Just give your partner a safe word then do whatever ya like?
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Dec 22, 2016 00:42
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Jeff Sichoe posted:Just give your partner a safe word then do whatever ya like? I think this would also be rape because it puts the burden of stopping things on them, and obviously they won't always be able to find the will to squeak out their safeword if they're terrified for their life because their spouse and life partner is hugging or kissing them
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Dec 22, 2016 00:50
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My facebook feed lately is full of two things- woke af memes about how you shouldn't hug 5 year olds because it reinforces rape culture, and pictures of women in bikinis holding unusually large fish.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:55
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SJW wife, advise your husband to stop being such a loving pussy and man the gently caress up because you can't live with his new bitch self. He will obviously react poorly to this. Don't back down. Either he will evaluate his actions are realize he's gone too far, and hopefully tell you why he went over the edge and ask you for help, or he will just continue being an idiot. In the latter case, consider finding a man that is not emotionally damaged.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:57
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loquacius posted:I think this would also be rape because it puts the burden of stopping things on them, and obviously they won't always be able to find the will to squeak out their safeword if they're terrified for their life because their spouse and life partner is hugging or kissing them Wanting something from another person is rape. Rape culture permeates us so deeply that we don't even realize when we're raping or being raped
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Dec 22, 2016 01:00
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Roundabout goon- it's still a good song and the rest of the Fragile is great, just ignore the memes and dream on to the heart of the sunrise
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Dec 22, 2016 01:04
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SJW wife, you need to get your husband into couples therapy fuckin yesterday. Considering he refuses to talk to you about it, I would say this is a situation where I would make it an ultimatum for continuing the marriage. Whatever happens, please keep us updated.
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Dec 22, 2016 01:11
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I agree that sjw wife needs to get therapy and invite husband to join I'd not keep going and work towards ending the relationship. This guy seems like he's being a feminist/sjw for himself and to be all high and mighty and feel good abut himself. Cranberry, van, etc etc, all is insane and not normal. Now if you were like "look at those cranberries their life is so easy and they probably think we are gardeners" that's one thing. If you are saying "hey pass the cranberry sauce" and he doesn't like it gently caress it and walk away. I was married to someone who kept on going deeper and deeper into crazy poo poo, one day I had enough and now I'm in the process of divorce.. I couldn't live with their beliefs and walking around on eggshell all day because I may say something that was stupid or against their beliefs.
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Dec 22, 2016 01:48
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LethalGeek posted:This poo poo is why trump got elected Yeah, pretty sure this is true. Used to be pretty liberal, but the more I hear about this poo poo the more I am starting to think Trump has some pretty okay ideas.
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Dec 22, 2016 04:14
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Arkanomen posted:Get a massive strap on and when he says no tell him he's being patriarchal and homophobic by denying you. Then rail him until you find a new and saner husband. do this instead of therapy
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Dec 22, 2016 08:28
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colour coded consent confessor is great bc if it's real (which it isn't) you're a pathetic doormat with no self respect for letting poo poo get to this point and if it's fake (which it is) you actually spent time concocting that poo poo, look at you, just look at yourself
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Dec 22, 2016 09:30
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Agentdark posted:Yeah, pretty sure this is true. Used to be pretty liberal, but the more I hear about this poo poo the more I am starting to think Trump has some pretty okay ideas. Same, sure it sucks that a white supremacist and a fanatical homophobe got elected, but how else are we supposed to spite these git durn therapy-needin' SJWs?
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Danaru posted:Same, sure it sucks that a white supremacist and a fanatical homophobe got elected, but how else are we supposed to spite these git durn therapy-needin' SJWs?
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Dec 22, 2016 12:41
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quote:drat I was all proud of saying I could say my wife was the last person I slept with, but the neighbor lady came over. you know you don't have to sleep with someone because they knocked on your door right quote:My fiancee can destroy me at thumb wrestling. My hands dwarf hers, and I can crush walnuts with them (thanks, Captains of Crush), yet she consistently owns the gently caress out of me. It's baffling. But anyway I love the absolute poo poo out of her and our life is really great. We like the same things, gently caress a lot, and make great money. poo poo's pretty dope, all said.
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Dec 22, 2016 13:42
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loquacius posted:
So we can all agree this guy is single and writing these one handed, right?
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Dec 22, 2016 13:44
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loquacius posted:you know you don't have to sleep with someone because they knocked on your door right it's weird that you routinely thumbwrestle your fiance
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Dec 22, 2016 13:46
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Danaru posted:
i feel like if he was writing these one handed they wouldn't all just be "i had sex again"
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Dec 22, 2016 13:47
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cock hero flux posted:it's weird that you routinely thumbwrestle your fiance I thumbwrestle my wife sometimes and I usually win but it's not as easy as relative hand size and number of hours spent on video games might make you think
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Dec 22, 2016 13:49
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cock hero flux posted:i feel like if he was writing these one handed they wouldn't all just be "i had sex again" Some of us just need a minute
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Dec 22, 2016 14:02
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I google imaged Syrian cuisine and my tongue got a boner wrong thread....
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Dec 22, 2016 14:15
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loquacius posted:happygoon I am in a happy marriage and do the sex to my wife daily. This needs to be an anonymous confession
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Dec 22, 2016 14:20
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tardwrangler posted:I google imaged Syrian cuisine and my tongue got a boner
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Dec 22, 2016 14:45
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All right, Syrians get to bomb/shoot/behead ONE (1) European for each feast similar to this they cook for me and deliver to my door. I'm willing to make similar deals with other nationalities, PM me.
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So what's the address of the homeless shelter you're staying at...?
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