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Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

Gorilla Salad posted:

And then you get even more lovely recommendations from similar fuckwits clogging up your main page.

Not if you downvote!

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oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The Hydraulic Press Channel couple show you really do it with something that is red hot and has enough heat capacity to matter. Contains :black101:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0Rrj97k-F8

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

oohhboy posted:

The Hydraulic Press Channel couple show you really do it with something that is red hot and has enough heat capacity to matter. Contains :black101:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0Rrj97k-F8
His accent is the best, and he wears PPE, A+

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Abyssal Squid posted:

Not if you downvote!

Alright gonna go on a downvoting spree. Hope you're right.

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Oh yeah this happened today.

Me and a friend were at the metro train station, wait for a train.

...

That's not a train coming down the tracks its an extremely drunk guy.

And as we were yelling at him to get up on the platform, the outbound train zooms past and drunk rear end in a top hat swerves towards it and for a few seconds it looks like yeah we're gonna see some fuckhead die there.

One other guy on the platform jumps down to get him up. My friend grabs the guy by his backpack and they both get him up before the inbound train gets in.

Meanwhile I've run to the start of the station where maybe I could find someone at the staff booth to call and stop the train. Unstaffed, just a red emergency button. It was useless, they have cameras but they cant see poo poo either.

"poo poo poo poo There's a guy on the loving tracks is there anyone in the booth?"
"WHAT? WHERE? WHICH STATION ARE YOU CALLING FROM?"

We left the guy at the station since he seemed to want to just lie down after he got pulled up. gently caress that guy, gently caress metrotrains.

LUBE UP YOUR BUTT
Jun 30, 2008


Am I the only one who can't tell what that is

looks like a giant popcorn or something

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






LUBE UP YOUR BUTT posted:

Am I the only one who can't tell what that is

looks like a giant popcorn or something

it's a wasps nest

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

oohhboy posted:

The Hydraulic Press Channel couple show you really do it with something that is red hot and has enough heat capacity to matter. Contains :black101:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0Rrj97k-F8

I love that gap-toothed hillbillies doing dangerous dumb stuff exist in Scandinavia too.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

LUBE UP YOUR BUTT posted:

Am I the only one who can't tell what that is

looks like a giant popcorn or something


spankmeister posted:

it's a wasps nest

Live wasps now included!

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!

Cop Porn Popper posted:

Brake cleaner is your friend.

WD-40 works pretty well too. Cleared out a nest some wasps had built in the cable box outside.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
If your balls aren't brass, you pay extra for the wasp spray because it's nozzled to work 30 feet away.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
oh my god it's just polistes, brush them off with your hand they probably won't do poo poo

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

xergm posted:

WD-40 works pretty well too. Cleared out a nest some wasps had built in the cable box outside.

Apparently even soapy water will do the trick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbuhl8k1Az4

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
bears and bats are both natural predators of wasps, so just keep a bunch of them around and you'll have no problems

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Mozi posted:

bears and bats are both natural predators of wasps, so just keep a bunch of them around and you'll have no problems

The beauty in that plan is that in the winter, the bears simply freeze to death!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Synthbuttrange posted:

Alright gonna go on a downvoting spree. Hope you're right.

Down voting also hurts their search results, so enough of that and random people will be less likely to stumble on the videos

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

oh my god it's just polistes, brush them off with your hand they probably won't do poo poo

You first good god, like I'm going to let my soft meaty flesh go anywhere near something that doesn't even have the good grace to die after stinging you

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i brush wasps off with my dick. if one lands on the head i simply open my urethra wide and swallow it into my meatus

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

you irl posted:

i brush wasps off with my dick. if one lands on the head i simply open my urethra wide and swallow it into my meatus

Sounds painful.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
I didn't notice a wasps nest near my home when I was sweeping the side walkway, and I accidentally hit it with the broom. I was immediately surrounded and stung around 10 times. My arm swelled up horribly and it hurt almost as bad as when I've broken bones. F- - - - would not do again.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Abyssal Squid posted:

Not if you downvote!

I've heard downvotes and upvotes are pretty much the same thing and both will only serve to boost videos in the search index. Unless they changed this, or I've been told poo poo.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

evil_bunnY posted:

His accent is the best, and he wears PPE, A+

if i've learned one thing in all my years on the internet its that all finns sound like markorepairs

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

you irl posted:

i brush wasps off with my dick. if one lands on the head i simply open my urethra wide and swallow it into my meatus

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Synthbuttrange posted:

Alright gonna go on a downvoting spree. Hope you're right.

Even if he's not, you can go into your viewed videos and delete at will to remove crap that's loving with your suggested videos.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Nuevo posted:

Even if he's not, you can go into your viewed videos and delete at will to remove crap that's loving with your suggested videos.

Or click those 3 little dots and do "not interested".

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


zedprime posted:

If your balls aren't brass, you pay extra for the wasp spray because it's nozzled to work 30 feet away.

It also kills them instantly because the stream carries a 47,000 volt electric charge into their tiny bodies.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007


looks to be Paradise Pier at California Adventure

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


LUBE UP YOUR BUTT posted:

Am I the only one who can't tell what that is

looks like a giant popcorn or something

Some kinda dried-out pastry??

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Anyone else remember that Chinese lane-straddling bus? The government cracked down and destroyed the shady company behind it, and the prototype just got left in the street where it's been rusting away and blocking traffic for months.

BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007
My wasp tip:

Chuck petrol on them. Someone told me when we had a big nest near our front door. They drop dead immediately.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

haveblue posted:

Anyone else remember that Chinese lane-straddling bus? The government cracked down and destroyed the shady company behind it, and the prototype just got left in the street where it's been rusting away and blocking traffic for months.

From the get go I was telling everyone this was an insanely stupid and impossible idea that would never be implemented and was either a ridiculous prestige project to make china look innovative or just a basic scam. Actual people involved in transport and urban planning, people who should know better, got all excited about it. It was shameful.

Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!

Baronjutter posted:

From the get go I was telling everyone this was an insanely stupid and impossible idea that would never be implemented and was either a ridiculous prestige project to make china look innovative or just a basic scam. Actual people involved in transport and urban planning, people who should know better, got all excited about it. It was shameful.

Can you really blame traffic engineers for getting a bit irrationally excited about news coverage of their field, however idiotic it might be? The basic concept of vertically stacked transport infrastructure is sound, if pricy.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Baronjutter posted:

From the get go I was telling everyone this was an insanely stupid and impossible idea that would never be implemented and was either a ridiculous prestige project to make china look innovative or just a basic scam. Actual people involved in transport and urban planning, people who should know better, got all excited about it. It was shameful.

You sure showed them!


Someone did this a couple weeks ago:



Story goes he was towing it behind his truck and the two tires somehow blew off. Driver apparently didn't notice and dragged the rims for who knows how long (he was coming back from a job about 150km away). Still waiting for the city or province to call us up with a fat bill for the damage he surely caused towing that thing on the highway.

KernelSlanders
May 27, 2013

Rogue operating systems on occasion spread lies and rumors about me.

But why? Most of the osha poo poo seems to be because people are too lazy to do it safely. This guy had to lift the kid up there.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

KernelSlanders posted:

But why? Most of the osha poo poo seems to be because people are too lazy to do it safely. This guy had to lift the kid up there.

Eh he's got N+2 redundancy as far as children go. So if he loses one it's not as big a deal.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
How not to un-hang a chandelier

https://gfycat.com/KeenDapperGreatwhiteshark

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


KernelSlanders posted:

But why? Most of the osha poo poo seems to be because people are too lazy to do it safely. This guy had to lift the kid up there.

He was too lazy to take him out of the stroller and hold him.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Three-Phase posted:

Eh he's got N+2 redundancy as far as children go. So if he loses one it's not as big a deal.

I nominate this for thread title.

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