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Foo Diddley posted:You're a piece of poo poo is what I'm saying. I'd tell you to loving kill yourself if that wasn't bannable You need to chill, bro. Dankly.
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KM Scorchio posted:INRI, can you even take any satisfaction from such an easy troll? I mean come on, it's as easy as taking a foreskin from a Jewish baby... Absolutely :-] though for me the real prize is something else
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AlmightyPants posted:What if MoMA's source is crobberts? That would explain his delusional predictions about what is about to be shown as well as his smugness towards being the one with the uncle who works at Meeting in an underground carpark at night (they were going to be above ground but MoMA clipped into the floor), they are a pair of shadowy figures T-Posing in their underwear (clothing bug) as a piece of paper floats between them. Head straining to see the writing on account of his body suddenly spasmodically flopping all around in front of him, MoMA gazes upon the scrawl across the paper. "Game is amazing, mulitplayer fantastic, totally grey-boxxed" In elation, MoMA flies off into the night by the power of his compressed air spouting nipples, the gentle "pssssssshhhhhhhhhhh" a promise of source secrecy. PARPthroat will surely bring down Derek Tarmas.
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peter gabriel posted:Are you Toast? 
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aleksendr posted:Just to be certain and lock things down, mind you precise what you consider SQ42 to be "complete" ? The number of missions, the playtime and the estimated lenght of the module has varied wildly from the initial stretch goals. Dont forget full game text and voice translations to other main languages as promised elsewhere. That is going to burn so deep in some international communities.
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Milky Moor posted:the best thing about moma is that he's either toast (it's this) or he's someone who is being lied to by someone within CIG 
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I.N.R.I posted:Absolutely :-] though for me the real prize is something else whats that?
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When Alan Ford, of all people, decides this place is too much of a shitshow for them, it's time to take a hint.  e: Risc1911 posted:BUSTED! This owns Truga fucked around with this message at 11:21 on Dec 22, 2016 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:"Car salesman." You guys need to stop licking Derek's taint. Or, lick it harder and wetter in the awesome troll you've engaged. Either way, you've got the wrong salesman. citation needed
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qZoA3byeoI I've been looking at hellion and it looks like a good fun game. Also, look at the top comment on that video holy 
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Hey guys you should all stop being super angry all the time and doxxing the people who anger you. First of all I dont understand why you are getting livid at a videogame thats not even out yet, their developers, or the people pointing out how unhealthy that is. Please stop reading 9001 pages long reddit posts of the game you hate, watching million hour long videos of people you talked about wanting to murder, following them on twitter, or internet stalking me + calling me a pedophile.
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ArfJason posted:Hey guys you should all stop being super angry all the time and doxxing the people who anger you. First of all I dont understand why you are getting livid at a videogame thats not even out yet, their developers, or the people pointing out how unhealthy that is. Please stop reading 9001 pages long reddit posts of the game you hate, watching million hour long videos of people you talked about wanting to murder, following them on twitter, or internet stalking me + calling me a pedophile.
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ArfJason posted:Hey guys you should all stop being super angry all the time and doxxing the people who anger you. First of all I dont understand why you are getting livid at a videogame thats not even out yet, their developers, or the people pointing out how unhealthy that is. Please stop reading 9001 pages long reddit posts of the game you hate, watching million hour long videos of people you talked about wanting to murder, following them on twitter, or internet stalking me + calling me a pedophile. Mmmm, I don't think you've quite got enough material together yet to make your argument really compelling, but stick around and keep trying buddy
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CATERPILLER MODEL CLIPPING 2.6 STEPS TO REPRODUCE 1 From the cockpt head towards docking port 2 at first or second twin door "airlock" strafe into the side walls to clip through into ship void space. ACTUAL RESULT Clipping through model physics barrier EXPECTED RESULT A wall lol 
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DRAKE CATERPILLAR'S INSTANT DEATH BY EVA TO BAYS PHYSICS GRID STEPS TO REPRODUCE 1 Eva to open Caterpillar cargo bay (all bays relivent) 2 Land on floor of any caterpillar bay either very precise or sloopy. 3 physics grid for artifical gravity enables, 4 less than a second later you instantly die. ACTUAL RESULT I have have had this occur many times, weather its a perfect transistion from eva to landing smoothly on the floor of ANY bay. i have died at least once in every bay. and have died less while making a hurried and sloopy landing from eva to the floor of the bay. the Caterpillar's physics grid is way to sensitive to your momentuim being low or high enough to kill you from the sudden stop. it seems to believe you are traveling ast enough for a sudden stop to kill you. EXPECTED RESULT Mr. Physics grid needs to chill out cause we are going the speed limit and we get sad when we are loading 5 merlins into a caterpillar and i die on a smooth eva transistin and then server connection crashes before we can go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFPLgN7TC-U
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Ramadu posted:whats that? World peace. just kidding
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What if Star Citizen was a bus. http://shanghaiist.com/2016/12/05/straddling_bus_abandoned.php
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I finally figured this thing out. Initial launch date was nov 2014. Sometime in oct 2014, the official star citizen dogge from the trailer, and also roberts family friend, died. The roberts family, being the tender souls they are, never recovered from this tragedy. Seeing how croberts, the sole driving force behind this project, could no longer perform his godlike game developer magic well, everything went to poo poo. Star Citizen dogge is dead, and the game died with it 
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/r/StarCitizen: "What's gotten into this sub??"quote:As soon as someone doesnt agree 100 % with CIG he gets downvoted to oblivion. Doesnt matter if the person is expressing and opinion and beeing very polite about it . As soon as you voice anything against any change you get downvotes. What happend to this sub ?
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I'm cool with the Doom box art thing because it's more of an homage/tribute, but you can't just do the digital equivalent of tracing like with the Halo stuff. Lots of great art is heavily influenced by art that came before, but it's only respectable when you add some original value.
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I'm okay with the Doom thing because it's more of a tribute/homage, but you just can't do the equivalent of tracing, digitally, like with the stuff from Halo.
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I'm the Doom/Halo thing okay, it's a homage more of equivalent tribute, but digitially because you can't like, do with the just tracing stuff.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Please stop responding to people who only want to be validated by getting a response. IDK why people still don't have those two turbonerds on ignore. Even as someone who loves a good troll, both got pretty old very fast.
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Xaerael posted:IDK why people still don't have those two turbonerds on ignore. Even as someone who loves a good troll, both got pretty old very fast. Good trolls are funny. Neither of them are.
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Imagine being so creatively bankrupt you think your lovely dude versus dude fps needs a nostalgia trip image derived from a game your game is nothing like.
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Amarcarts posted:I'm cool with the Doom box art thing because it's more of an homage/tribute, but you can't just do the digital equivalent of tracing like with the Halo stuff. Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I'm okay with the Doom thing because it's more of a tribute/homage, but you just can't do the equivalent of tracing, digitally, like with the stuff from Halo. :
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TheLastRoboKy posted:Imagine being so creatively bankrupt you think your lovely dude versus dude fps needs a nostalgia trip image derived from a game your game is nothing like. I lack the creativity to imagine such a thing.
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TheLastRoboKy posted:Imagine being so creatively bankrupt you think your lovely dude versus dude fps needs a nostalgia trip image derived from a game your game is nothing like. I don't know, Doom was pretty inventive in the early 90s. Star Citizen would also have been pretty inventive in the early 90s.
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Amarcarts posted:I'm cool with the Doom box art thing because it's more of an homage/tribute, but you can't just do the digital equivalent of tracing like with the Halo stuff. I saw a cool montage of tributes to Kaneda's iconic bike slide in Akira. It was cool because each one did it in their own way, but it was identifiable as Kaneda's slide. Not because it was a mishmash crobbled jigsaw of other people's work. Linky http://bikeslide.tumblr.com/
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Also Christmas in the stimpire is the most painful time of year. All gifts are virus bombs and all wrapping paper is made of razor blades.
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Hey beer Now that you have your refund , have you considered proceeding with your Intel campaign against cig anyways ? You have a lot of compiled information that could help others to get a refund via cig getting the ol spicy Keychain from the government Very worst case scenario they add your stuff to a file being built Sure you already got yours , but after the way they treated you why not help put them out of business ? Cribblers will continue to grift people up until the day they pull the plug on his servers as ordered by the courts
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TheLastRoboKy posted:Imagine being so creatively bankrupt you think your lovely dude versus dude fps needs a nostalgia trip image derived from a game your game is nothing like. Hmm. What about a Second person shooter
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I.N.R.I posted:World peace. just kidding tricked again 
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