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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Uhh fried in bacon fat/butter mix, with bacon bits and maple syrup you're welcome

granted tho i do ground peppercorns and skip the sugar

# ? Dec 23, 2016 06:18

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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Stymie posted:

if you eat that you're not eating it because you like brussels sprouts you eat it because you like salt, fat and sugar

just bake them and they're delicious as-is

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Optimus_Rhyme: Apr 15, 2007; are you that mainframe hacker guy?

http://i.imgur.com/4y3igas.gifv

# ? Dec 23, 2016 06:19

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

i now that's an ear but it's still fuckin gwith me

# ? Dec 23, 2016 06:22

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

fresh broccoli is the best

# ? Dec 23, 2016 06:23

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

duTrieux. posted:

i now that's an ear but it's still fuckin gwith me

caw

caw

# ? Dec 23, 2016 06:23

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

duTrieux. posted:

i now that's an ear but it's still fuckin gwith me

do not look at the bird hole

# ? Dec 23, 2016 06:24

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

the only thing better than a fresh orange is fresh broccoli

# ? Dec 23, 2016 06:26

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

Bird ears

# ? Dec 23, 2016 06:26

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

i think the thing that's weirding me out is that the hole is rectangular. that's not a natural shape for a meat-hole.

# ? Dec 23, 2016 06:27

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

SmokaDustbowl posted:

the only thing better than a fresh orange is fresh broccoli

# ? Dec 23, 2016 06:29

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

duTrieux. posted:

i think the thing that's weirding me out is that the hole is rectangular. that's not a natural shape for a meat-hole.

i dunno why goat eyes are so much creepier than cat eyes or snake eyes, when they're basically the same thing just rotated 90 degrees, but there it is

# ? Dec 23, 2016 06:32

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

duTrieux. posted:

i think the thing that's weirding me out is that the hole is rectangular. that's not a natural shape for a meat-hole.

all holes are beautiful

# ? Dec 23, 2016 06:32

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

Sagebrush posted:

supposedly he just had enough money and gofers that he'd send someone to buy all the porn he wanted, and he had a massive collection of DVDs and other physical media

i'm not entirely surprised, tbh. remember that hillary clinton doesn't know how to use a desktop computer because she's been isolated from what normal people do since at least 1992

oh man or that story about Laura bush being bewildered by a laser scanner at a grocery store

# ? Dec 23, 2016 06:40

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

I think you can find a similiar shaped hole in the human ear canal

but yea it is wierd that was a good point to pin down on why it was wierd. also that its just loving wierd i didnt know they had holes under those feathers right there

# ? Dec 23, 2016 06:40

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

did you know? brussels sprouts, broccoli, chinese broccoli, cauliflower, kale, cabbage, and collard greens are all just different breeds of the same plant species, Brassica oleracea

which is why Brussels sprouts baffle me because I like all those others.

# ? Dec 23, 2016 06:59

N.Z.'s Champion: Jun 8, 2003; Yam Slacker

Rex-Goliath posted:

oh man or that story about Laura bush being bewildered by a laser scanner at a grocery store

quote:

Visiting the exhibition hall of the National Grocers Association convention here, Mr. Bush lingered at the mock-up of a checkout lane.

Then he grabbed a quart of milk, a light bulb and a bag of candy and ran them over an electronic scanner. The look of wonder flickered across his face again as he saw the item and price registered on the cash register screen.

"This is for checking out?" asked Mr. Bush. "I just took a tour through the exhibits here," he told the grocers later. "Amazed by some of the technology."

Some grocery stores began using electornic scanners as early as 1976, and the devices have been in general use in American supermarkets for a decade.

but then snopes disagrees but it's subtle deniable thing so who knows :shrug:

# ? Dec 23, 2016 07:21

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:

http://i.imgur.com/4y3igas.gifv

I thought birds used sonar

# ? Dec 23, 2016 08:07

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Dec 23, 2016 08:09

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

what I don't get, well, I can see the whole "trump is the least worst candidate, i'll vote for him" or lesser of two evils poo poo.. but actually liking the guy

like our old pm john key.. no one would ever draw a picture making him look like he was fantastic or poo poo gold out his rear end. its just like "well, he's not that bad? the other guy seems worse?"

# ? Dec 23, 2016 08:11

BangersInMyKnickers: Nov 3, 2004; I have a thing for courageous dongles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46yNv3LTw0

its the time of year to give the people you care about most the gift of heynong man

# ? Dec 23, 2016 08:16

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

N.Z.'s Champion posted:

but then snopes disagrees but it's subtle deniable thing so who knows

meh, the first time i used self-checkout i was amused/amazed by the laser scanner because it was a bit of technology i'd never used before. it's not like he thought there was a tiny man in there with a big book of prices like i did when i was a kid and first saw them.

# ? Dec 23, 2016 08:42

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i'm just such a supertaster that i can't eat lettuce *takes a big wet bite of chef boyardee*

a lot of autistic people have synesthetic connections between texture and emotion (many asd conditions are caused by a lack of neuronal pruning, so errant connections will survive to adulthood)

# ? Dec 23, 2016 08:55

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

the burden of being in a permanent psychedelic trip

which reminds me apparently ondansetron completely eliminates the horrendous nausea usually associated with drinking cactus, so peyote is back on the menu :sm,ugmrwlfw

# ? Dec 23, 2016 09:13