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Lenin Riefenstahl: Sep 18, 2003; That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!

Thom P. Tiers posted:

http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/page/rogueone/espn-fc-football-rogues?ex_cid=espntw&sf46890726=1#header

Before I clicked the link I just thought it was another terrible Manchester United movie promotion thing

# ? Dec 16, 2016 10:30

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# ? May 28, 2024 04:00

PirateBob: Jun 14, 2003

Lenin Riefenstahl posted:

Before I clicked the link I just thought it was another terrible Manchester United movie promotion thing

That would have been hilarious tho

# ? Dec 16, 2016 15:45

The Big Taff Man: Nov 22, 2005; Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16; Fan of Britches

Lenin Riefenstahl posted:

Before I clicked the link I just thought it was another terrible Manchester United movie promotion thing

Funny you say that

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/809729827779407873

# ? Dec 16, 2016 15:56

Weaponized Cum: Aug 31, 2004; This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

quote:

As it's Christmas Jumper Day, which three players have we merged together in this photo? Tell us in the comments below... #COYS

# ? Dec 16, 2016 16:42

abuse culture.: Sep 8, 2004

Weaponized Cum posted:

goldmine

# ? Dec 16, 2016 17:15

chuggo is BACK: Jul 1, 2008; "Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Weaponized Cum posted:

close this thread

# ? Dec 16, 2016 17:19

Ninpo: Aug 6, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Weaponized Cum posted:

That's me

# ? Dec 16, 2016 17:25

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

those are def peter crouch's teeth

# ? Dec 16, 2016 20:14

fat gay nonce: May 13, 2003; _{actual penis length: |-----------|}

Winner, PWM POTM January

Weaponized Cum posted:

Merging players with Photoshop should definitely be a thread

# ? Dec 16, 2016 22:01

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

fat gay nonce posted:

Merging players with Photoshop should definitely be a thread

Actually just giving players Franck Ribery's teeth in Photoshop could be a thread

# ? Dec 17, 2016 00:24

Ninpo: Aug 6, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Crazy Ted posted:

Actually just giving players Franck Ribery's teeth in Photoshop could be a thread

Ribery's teeth in Dirk Kuyt's face on Neville Southall's body.

Aye caramba

# ? Dec 17, 2016 03:38

fat gay nonce: May 13, 2003; _{actual penis length: |-----------|}

Winner, PWM POTM January

Ninpo posted:

Ribery's teeth in Dirk Kuyt's face on Neville Southall's body

Don't sign your posts m8

# ? Dec 17, 2016 14:52

Lenin Riefenstahl: Sep 18, 2003; That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!

Ninpo posted:

Ribery's teeth in Dirk Kuyt's face on Neville Southall's body.

Aye caramba

That's a mirror Ninpo

# ? Dec 17, 2016 18:55

Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Crazy Ted posted:

"The word ‘sport’ and its traditional image can trigger negative associations for many women. Address this by considering how you present the experience women will have."

"Soccercise is an instructor led aerobic exercise or circuit class, typically lasting 45 – 60 mins in length. It can be delivered indoors or outdoors and combines a variety of fitness exercises with a football."

"Play music alongside participation. You could allow the group to choose their own playlist (as long as it’s suitable!)"

"Allow girls the time to check their phones within a session or incorporate a twitter break so participants can tweet about the session"

"Based on the idea that women like to exercise together, consider targeting existing groups of women i.e. gym classes/mother and daughter groups"

"Slogan Suggestion: Keep calm and play football"

oh my god this is too good to be true

It's like this was cooked up during a challenge in The Apprentice

# ? Dec 17, 2016 21:19

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

# ? Dec 19, 2016 00:05

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

The 4th place

# ? Dec 19, 2016 07:25

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Use the 4th place Luke

# ? Dec 19, 2016 15:57

jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

http://www.nme.com/news/music/bizarre-feud-kicks-off-little-mix-fans-glasgow-rangers-supporters-1920244

# ? Dec 21, 2016 21:41

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

little mix have been around longer than rangers, haha

# ? Dec 21, 2016 21:47

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

St Evan Echoes posted:

little mix have been around longer than rangers, haha

The wiki talk page on Rangers inception date is truly something to see

# ? Dec 21, 2016 21:51

PirateBob: Jun 14, 2003

ephex posted:

Wrong thread? I liked it :shobon:

# ? Dec 22, 2016 00:08

Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

The wiki talk page on Rangers inception date is truly something to see

Link then

# ? Dec 22, 2016 11:51

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

The wiki talk page on Rangers inception date is truly something to see

When the usual wikipiedia fanwank and autism gets mixed in with Glaswegian factionalism and sectarianism it's tru;y a wonder for our times.

# ? Dec 22, 2016 12:02

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

can there be a camp for these football manager twitter people to be sent to? (guess which team he supports)

# ? Dec 23, 2016 13:34

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Have Americans moved on to German after mangling Italian for a while? What the gently caress is a raumdeuter?

# ? Dec 23, 2016 14:35

Healbot: Jul 7, 2006; very very very fucjable
very vywr very

Thomas M�ller is a Raumdeuter (someone who finds and exploits those spaces).

# ? Dec 23, 2016 14:40

atomic gog: Apr 11, 2005; Winner June 2013 POTM

Lmao raumdeuter, juego de posicion, top 20 all time goalimpact, i love it

# ? Dec 23, 2016 14:45

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

Space Investigator

# ? Dec 23, 2016 14:52

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

it's because http://spielverlagerung.com/ has become the most popular tactics website amongst dickheads.

# ? Dec 23, 2016 15:27

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

lebensraumdeuter

# ? Dec 23, 2016 15:30

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Healbot posted:

Thomas M�ller is the Raumdeuter (The one who finds and exploits those spaces).

ftfy

# ? Dec 23, 2016 15:42

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

honestly there's a never ending stream of these cunts on twitter

# ? Dec 23, 2016 15:55

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

straight up brolic posted:

honestly there's a never ending stream of these cunts on twitter

jfc

# ? Dec 23, 2016 16:07

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

wow, easily my favorite so far

# ? Dec 23, 2016 16:11

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

straight up brolic posted:

wow, easily my favorite so far

lol amazing

# ? Dec 23, 2016 16:14

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

Gigi Galli posted:

Have Americans moved on to German after mangling Italian for a while? What the gently caress is a raumdeuter?

As far as I can tell a raumdeuter exists only in football manager and Muller is the only raumdeuter.

# ? Dec 23, 2016 16:21

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

straight up brolic posted:

wow, easily my favorite so far

ahahah

# ? Dec 23, 2016 16:26

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

straight up brolic posted:

wow, easily my favorite so far

Jesus H Christ.

https://twitter.com/damola3/status/808672424552185856

Who is buying this guy an account

TheBigAristotle fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Dec 23, 2016

# ? Dec 23, 2016 16:38

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

TheBigAristotle posted:

Jesus H Christ.

https://twitter.com/damola3/status/808672424552185856

Who is buying this guy an account

all of these people despise zidane and real madrid so the current unbeaten run has been hilarious.

# ? Dec 23, 2016 16:43

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# ? May 28, 2024 04:00

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Real supporter

e: lmao this guy has lost his mind

https://twitter.com/Cover_Shadow/with_replies

he's actively supporting sevilla in their 3 matches with madrid so that "sampaoli exposes the bald fraud on Madrid's bench" and says that he didn't enjoy the CL final win because "it was not earned with beautiful football".

straight up brolic fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Dec 23, 2016

# ? Dec 23, 2016 16:55

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