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Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Weeping Wound posted:

I will never cease fascination at hotep culture

it's uniquely bizarre

what does hotep have to do with this?

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
im an hotep

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Not poo poo bruh, what did Dylann Roof say after his not-a-terror-attack?

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism


im hotep


hope brendan fraser doesn't come to get me

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Donald Trump is just seeing how that line plays to his followers for when he opens the Muslim death camps.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/812408189492797442

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism


6 minutes

seriously i know we speculate and poo poo

but why is there such a huge gap between these tweets argh

but yeah when will we fight back *looks over and ISIS getting owned*

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

Merry Christmas!

we're all gonna die

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

A MIRACLE posted:

Merry Christmas!

we're all gonna die

ya filthy animals

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Karl Sharks posted:

6 minutes

seriously i know we speculate and poo poo

but why is there such a huge gap between these tweets argh

but yeah when will we fight back *looks over and ISIS getting owned*

The man doesn't know how to type because he's an idiot?

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Karl Sharks posted:

what does hotep have to do with this?

absolutely nothing at all

the various flavors of MRA fascinate me in how narrow they are

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Weeping Wound posted:

absolutely nothing at all

the various flavors of MRA fascinate me in how narrow they are

oh okay, thought you were trying to say that white fragility was some made up hotep thing


yeah they're p funny lol

Aurubin posted:

The man doesn't know how to type because he's an idiot?

6 minutes for <140 characters though?!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Karl Sharks posted:

6 minutes

seriously i know we speculate and poo poo

but why is there such a huge gap between these tweets argh

but yeah when will we fight back *looks over and ISIS getting owned*

he hunt-and-pecks real slow

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008


This is how you know the meth is really kicking in: he's probably been up for twelve hours already and had to take another hit so he can keep functioning. Probably has a routine for it as well: private bathroom, checks hair with several mirrors to see if any scalp is showing, and then pop a handful of pills (no labels), straightens suit, gives himself a prep speech, and decides to go out and immediately wail on someone so the illusion of power is kept up. He's got eight good hours of energy and then he'll fade out somewhere private after seven so he can hit the depression angle of it and then collapse for four hours. Four hours of loud snoring and aimless, driftless, dreamless sleep.

I bet deep down he might start wondering why his chest is aching more and more by the day, but just plays it off as the job. He's getting ready for the job. He is ready for the job. And that left arm tingle? He'll have to yell at his tailor to fix that the next time he's home and supposed to be playing with the kid.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

i'm glad dril is taking his role as the cornerstone of cspam seriously

https://twitter.com/dril/status/810628514554802176

Rangpur
Dec 31, 2008

Bannandorf is master of the long game

Step 1 withdraw from the UN treaty
Step 2 UN sec. council starts passing anti-Israel resolutions without US veto
Step 3 Israel makes nice w. China to get their veto instead because Bibi dgaf where it comes from
Step 4 ministry of truth declares we have always been at war with Israel
Step 5 Israel under threat, invokes Samson option reducing surrounding Muslim areas to glow in the dark glass
Step 6 squads of expendable political dissidents and diaspora Jews sent in to harvest oil

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Yinlock posted:

i'm glad dril is taking his role as the cornerstone of cspam seriously

https://twitter.com/dril/status/810628514554802176

poo poo now i know what i want to do with my life

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Yinlock posted:

he hunt-and-pecks real slow

does twitter not let you use keyboard apps? like mine with predictions let's see it takes

81 keystrokes lol

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug
trump is going to nominate this guy for head of the fda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvNP-qalA7I

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Rangpur posted:

Bannandorf is master of the long game

Step 1 withdraw from the UN treaty
Step 2 UN sec. council starts passing anti-Israel resolutions without US veto
Step 3 Israel makes nice w. China to get their veto instead because Bibi dgaf where it comes from
Step 4 ministry of truth declares we have always been at war with Israel
Step 5 Israel under threat, invokes Samson option reducing surrounding Muslim areas to glow in the dark glass
Step 6 squads of expendable political dissidents and diaspora Jews sent in to harvest oil

lets see how this game plan goes when run through trump

Step 1 - is literally kicked out of the UN
Step 2 - endlessly bitches on twitter about how he left the UN for the good of the nation
Step 3 - moves onto fighting a dog or something

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

This is legit

Inaugural Deploraball

The 2017 Inaugural Deploraball is a celebration of the inauguration of Donald J. Trump. This event will gather attendees who “advanced liberty across the country and the world via blogs, social media, guerrilla art, music, video, and good old-fashioned hard work.”

Date

January 19, 2017

Time

8 p.m.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

and because all these wacky trump jokes i make always loving end up coming true, i apologize in advance

gregday
May 23, 2003

HorseRenoir posted:

trump is going to nominate this guy for head of the fda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvNP-qalA7I

I like how he mentions still getting your period as a sign of being in bad health.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

I really doubt that terrorist guy said all that

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

gregday posted:

I like how he mentions still getting your period as a sign of being in bad health.

She had blood coming out of her eyes

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

donald trump really wants to nuke something and nobody's letting him

he just feels so attacked right now

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

This is legit

Inaugural Deploraball

The 2017 Inaugural Deploraball is a celebration of the inauguration of Donald J. Trump. This event will gather attendees who “advanced liberty across the country and the world via blogs, social media, guerrilla art, music, video, and good old-fashioned hard work.”

Date

January 19, 2017

Time

8 p.m.



ALL YOUR FAVORITE PEOPLE AT ONE PARTY.

Come have drinks with the biggest names of the season:

MIKE CERNOVICH

BAKED ALASKA

JACK POSOBIEC

JOE BIGGS

LAUREN SOUTHERN

SAM HYDE

ROGER STONE

JIM HOFT

LUCIAN WINTRICH

GAVIN MCINNES

SCOTT ISBELL

Many more…

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Karl Sharks posted:

does twitter not let you use keyboard apps? like mine with predictions let's see it takes

81 keystrokes lol

like trump knows what an app is

or what a keyboard is for that matter

his phone is just magic twitter machine

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Good Citizen posted:

I really doubt that terrorist guy said all that

everything trump says from now on is a quote from that guy

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

donald j trump just tried to murder carrie fisher

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Yinlock posted:

like trump knows what an app is

or what a keyboard is for that matter

his phone is just magic twitter machine

i still maintain the tweets from him during normal hours are dictated to an intern or staffer

Rangpur
Dec 31, 2008

Trump will be mysteriously absent from these Israel/UN policy meetings due to being led astray by a trail of breadcrumbs leading to one of those glass booths with a bunch of money being blown around by a vent. It locks behind him after he enters with no recourse because he told all secret Service personnel attempting to dissuade him "You're fired!"

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
Just chiming in to say death to israel, merry christmas yall

:tipshat:

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
what is Trump's source for that German guy saying all that poo poo, gatewaypundit

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Karl Sharks posted:



ALL YOUR FAVORITE PEOPLE AT ONE PARTY.

Come have drinks with the biggest names of the season:

MIKE CERNOVICH

BAKED ALASKA

JACK POSOBIEC

JOE BIGGS

LAUREN SOUTHERN

SAM HYDE

ROGER STONE

JIM HOFT

LUCIAN WINTRICH

GAVIN MCINNES

SCOTT ISBELL

Many more…

Is this an actual guest list?

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
trump won't think we're fighting isis until we nuke them.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

pathetic little tramp posted:

what is Trump's source for that German guy saying all that poo poo, gatewaypundit

Steve bannon

Rangpur
Dec 31, 2008

Bannon's Plan B: just stay quiet about the radius of fallout produced by nukes and wait for the prevailing winds to deal with pesky Heebs after Trump launches an ICBM at Qatar for turning down his zoning permit

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

In tune with many of his Twitter-based pronouncements, Trump’s intervention prompted confusion about exactly what he was saying. One issue that remained particularly opaque was whom his threats of a renewed arms race were directed against.

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change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

change my name posted:

Don't forget about John Glenn, too! My 2016 death list for the remaining 2 1/2 weeks is as follows:

- Bill Cosby
- Kirk Douglas
- Maybe Dick Cheney
- Maybe Buzz Aldrin too since he was really sick recently

poo poo I can't believe I didn't have Carrie Fisher on here

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