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flosofl posted:And then the innocent ETs, whose only crime was to run out of fuel, die painfully in an atmosphere that's lethally toxic to them. Actually, the space capsule is a living being, Spidey's just trying to be extra helpful by manually decapitating it. "Hey it looks like a whole bunch of tubes and stuff and it's leaking some kind ofOHJEEEZ"
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Yeah, just ripping open the spacecraft instead of looking for like, a door, is kinda a dick maneuver there Parker.
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What're the odds that something that came from space and was bombarded by unshielded cosmic radiation is radioactive? Hint, they're above zero, Peter, you reckless rear end.
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CapnAndy posted:What're the odds that something that came from space and was bombarded by unshielded cosmic radiation is radioactive? Yeah but in Peter's world unshielded cosmic radiation is how you get additional superpowers.
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ImpAtom posted:Yeah but in Peter's world unshielded cosmic radiation is how you get additional superpowers. 
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"yep, that's our title -- And we'll get around to justifying in a page or three!" is the best caption I've ever read in a comic.
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CapnAndy posted:What're the odds that something that came from space and was bombarded by unshielded cosmic radiation is radioactive? He already has radioactive blood.
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And radioactive sperm that killed MJ in one universe.
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Tiggum posted:He already has radioactive blood. Radioactive spider blood, as the 90s cartoon theme helpfully mentioned six or seven times.
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is it not a magic spider in nsm? that's cool, never liked that totem nonsense
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NSM is firmly stuck in the early 80s if not earlier
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Even regular Spidey never claimed the spider was magical, just that it was fated to happen for magical reasons.
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Lurdiak posted:Even regular Spidey never claimed the spider was magical, just that it was fated to happen for magical reasons. Yeah, it is an explicit plot point in the original Totem Spider-Man story that the spider was radioactive. it is how he defeats Morlun the first time.
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  Now we just need Rocket to spot MJ and decide to make her his queen.
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Face it thread, we just hit the jackpot.
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Rocket is here to score some cheap liquor.
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It's a Christmas miracle.
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Yes. Yessssss.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
YES! Groot better be in there too.
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Babby Groot then.
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This little guy is making my spider-senses go nuts, better grab him by the scruff and start talking poo poo.
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Thank you very much for this amazing Christmas present, Newspaper Spider-Man 
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Never before have I been so happy seeing a raccoon come out of a smoldering pile of thrash.
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Mierenneuker posted:Never before have I been so happy seeing a raccoon come out of a smoldering pile of thrash. God bless us, every one.
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Could somebody photoshop the first panel with Mary Jane "Screech"ing out of there like a bat out of hell?
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I love the name for the next strip. Well down NSM. This is a great Christmas present.
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And so the Spider-Wise-Man followed the northern start to find our savior, Rocket Raccoon.
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The Three Spider-Men, bringing gifts of webs, snark, and head injuries.
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This strip is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Makes too much sense that Newspaper Parker is unable to recognize intelligent life.
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They liked the scene where Spidey pulls an angry raccoon out of a spaceship so much they drew it twice.
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Syncopated posted:They liked the scene where Spidey pulls an angry raccoon out of a spaceship so much they drew it twice. Mierenneuker posted:Never before have I been so happy seeing a raccoon come out of a smoldering pile of thrash. smashpro1 posted:This strip is the gift that keeps on giving.
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I never understood why the web shooters weren't organic to begin with. I mean, pro vs cons it all you want, what I mean is I don't get why Stan/Ditko/whoever made the decision to have this secondary origin for a subset of his powers. It's like if Superman got all his powers naturally except for needing a Kryptonian gravity belt to fly.
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WickedHate posted:I never understood why the web shooters weren't organic to begin with. I mean, pro vs cons it all you want, what I mean is I don't get why Stan/Ditko/whoever made the decision to have this secondary origin for a subset of his powers. It's like if Superman got all his powers naturally except for needing a Kryptonian gravity belt to fly. Nerds read comic books, so make the hero a secret nerd? 
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