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DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Gorilla Salad posted:

I want to be the first to say 'tyranny of the Majority'.

Can you have a majority with just one or two seats?

Tops, I'm assuming. (hoping)

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WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
I prefer it in the original Russian большевик.

lightinwater
Jan 1, 2014



Fury Road. Australia's Atlas Shrugged.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

lightinwater posted:




Fury Road. Australia's Atlas Shrugged.

How many loving quotes could he have gone with, but he chose to not only go with the murdering rapist slaver, but quotes his first line which shows how much of a tyrant he is.

lightinwater
Jan 1, 2014

Zenithe posted:

How many loving quotes could he have gone with, but he chose to not only go with the murdering rapist slaver, but quotes his first line which shows how much of a tyrant he is.

Seems quite apropos, FYGM is a libertarian mission statement after all.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
You're only supposed to tell people about the GM part though.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

lightinwater posted:

Seems quite apropos, FYGM is a libertarian mission statement after all.

Also Coma is a weird choice. He was found alone as a kid and doesn't have eyes, Joe took him in. He is superimposing himself onto a disabled orphan artist who was raised through the welfare of "the state" :confused:

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Zenithe posted:

Also Coma is a weird choice. He was found alone as a kid and doesn't have eyes, Joe took him in. He is superimposing himself onto a disabled orphan artist who was raised through the welfare of "the state" :confused:

It's only being a leaner when someone else does it :eng101:

lightinwater
Jan 1, 2014

Zenithe posted:

Also Coma is a weird choice. He was found alone as a kid and doesn't have eyes, Joe took him in. He is superimposing himself onto a disabled orphan artist who was raised through the welfare of "the state" :confused:

The movie itself is the weirdest choice, it's like Stalin sent out a christmas card with his head superimposed on top of John Hurt with the quote; “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.”

TheMightyHandful
Dec 8, 2008

A refugee died today

Merry loving Christmas

TheMightyHandful
Dec 8, 2008

E: double post

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

TheMightyHandful posted:

A refugee died today

Merry loving Christmas

Time to pop another $200 dollar bottle of taxpayer champers - random LNP backer

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Gorilla Salad posted:

I want to be the first to say 'tyranny of the Majority'.

Speaking of which

quote:

Left Renewal stands against the party bureaucracy’s call for the implementation of a Sugar Tax. We are against what is essentially a vice tax on the basis that it financially punishes and paternalistically demeans the poorest, working class Australians for their ‘bad habits’.

Such policies position the Greens as a party for the well off at the expense of working people and those living in poverty. Change doesn’t come from curbing the lifestyle choices of the Australian working class. If we are serious about better health outcomes we, as a party, should be pursuing socially progressive policy such as healthy breakfast programs in schools and affordable/nutritious public cafeterias.

“The idea that a simple consumption tax is going to undo the complex web of social, cultural and economic threads which underlie the current crises of public health is truly ludicrous – and honestly, the Greens should know better. The sugar tax will in all likelihood have next to no positive impact – especially when measured against even other policies which could be initiated on the state level – such as changes to advertising laws.”

The Libertarian Communist Alliance.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
tbf the sugar tax is very much RDN's baby and hasn't got a lot of support, and as a policy it should be put to national conference before attempts are made to legislate it.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

thatbastardken posted:

tbf the sugar tax is very much RDN's baby and hasn't got a lot of support, and as a policy it should be put to national conference before attempts are made to legislate it.

It took three seconds for someone to wedge them on their stance to the cigarettes and alcohol taxation.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
but I eat sugar!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I would support a tax on food and drink which had over a certain level of sugar.

Force the companies to rein back in the insane amount of sugars they put in food by simply making them too expensive.

Other
Jul 10, 2007

Post it easy!
They'd just substitute it with something horrific like Corn Syrup as a sweetener which isn't much better/might even be worse

Vindicator
Jul 23, 2007

Other posted:

They'd just substitute it with something horrific like Corn Syrup as a sweetener which isn't much better/might even be worse

I'm pretty sure any 'sugar tax' would involve hitting HFCS as well. I mean, fructose is a sugar.

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
MAROONS 2023 STATE OF ORIGIN CHAMPIONS FOR LIFE



Vindicator posted:

I'm pretty sure any 'sugar tax' would involve hitting HFCS as well. I mean, fructose is a sugar.

You'd think so but :shrug: bet you it wouldn't.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Thankfully there isn't much of a corn lobby in Australia. Sugar cane is, of course, another matter.

Kafka Syrup
Apr 29, 2009

Recoome posted:

Also I didn't want to poo poo up the nazi post with this but like if anyone in BRISBANE is actually keen to do things, now is the time to start the conversation about decriminalising abortion. It's probably going to be a close-ish vote, and the ALP are probably going to want to clutch at anything at the moment after the Adani backflip. My initial thing is to write to your state MP and ask them what they think, I want to put up some flyers around my area WRT my state member being a piece of poo poo

The big target at the moment is LNP members who might swing. If you live in the electorates of Aspley (Tracy Davis MP), Surfers Paradise (John-Paul Langbroek MP), Callide (Jeff Seeney MP), or Redlands (Matt McEachan MP), send them all letters and IDEALLY organise a face-to-face with a couple of young men and women before the end of February.

Les Affaires
Nov 15, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xyjk4sDxnI

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
http://www.theage.com.au/national/the-christmas-holiday-effect--more-fatal-heart-attacks-20161224-gthmvv.html

Ban christmas.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

My father in law has been told by his doctor that if he doesn't quit drinking he's going to drop dead but it's the festive season soooooooooooo...

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Starshark posted:

My father in law has been told by his doctor that if he doesn't quit drinking he's going to drop dead but it's the festive season soooooooooooo...

Nothing quite like the memory of a dead relative to cheer up the festive season. It's really quite considerate of him.

Ten Becquerels
Apr 17, 2012

My Little Tony: Leadership is Magic
Just my parents and me home this Christmas, possibly one of dad's mates coming over for lunch since his wife and kids are in France, and we have between us two roasts - rolled pork loin and turkey breast, ham, a variety of seafood, plus cookies and chocolates from their shop staff. No immediate heart attacks but I'm sure there's going to be plenty more plaque lurking in our arteries.

The ABC reports 'a disturbance' on Manus Island over the death of Faysal Ishak Ahmed. It's been resolved supposedly, disappointed they didn't manage to tear the place town from the inside out. Apparently the Queensland coroner is going to investigate the death, but I doubt any of their findings will be listened to, since 'stop keeping people in concentration camps' has been recommended many times already.

Ten Becquerels fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Dec 25, 2016

Haught
Jan 18, 2009

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

Fygm : a Christmas miracle

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

I'd like to gift my closed fist to his throat

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
He's right though.

You wouldn't 'share' your bottle with him. You'd break it in half over his skull then 'give' him the jagged bit to the stomach.

Graic Gabtar
Dec 19, 2014

squat my posts
So sad when Jesus or Santa or someone doesn't deliver you the gift of redistribution of wealth.

Better luck next year.

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
MAROONS 2023 STATE OF ORIGIN CHAMPIONS FOR LIFE



As long as he keeps bringing me idiot libertarians who are the world's laughing stock I'm happy for another year.

Haught
Jan 18, 2009

At the risk of sounding more autistic this was my thinking. Should we teach children how to share? Yes. Is it an essential skill? Yes. Can sharing be fun? Yes. Is it the same as giving? No. Giving is a good deed. Sharing may simply refer to the joint ownership of an asset and that is morally neutral. Perhaps confusing "giving" and "sharing" is a great way to manipulate the connotations of the word "sharing". The moral connotations of the word "giving" are very positive where as the moral connotations of "joint ownership" are neutral at best. Maybe confusing "sharing" and "giving" improves the connotations of the word "sharing" even when one is simply referring to joint ownership. This is pure speculation but maybe this linguistic anomaly is used by socialists to convince people that it is morally acceptable to force people into massive joint ownership situations to the point where everything is jointly owned on an involuntary basis. Once everything is jointly owned on a massive scale, any joint decisions must be made by a government and any decision an individual makes are so diluted that they are effectively subjugated to the will of said government.

Haught
Jan 18, 2009

Computer, what is 'love'?

I love Libertarians so much

SadisTech
Jun 26, 2013

Clem.
It's a stupid argument that he's making because he's defining the term "sharing" very narrowly. In the context of Christmas "sharing" definitely implies "giving". If I am in possession of resources and I share some of them with you, I am giving you that share. And even in cases where it's like "Let us share a Christmas feast at my table," or "share the warmth of this fire", or "share the holiday spirit", there is no joint ownership implicit. It refers to togetherness. Social bonding. And it's suddenly clear to me why a libertarian gently caress doesn't have the faintest idea what that means.

"Grandmother, I have contributed to our dinner one kilogram of cherries at a cost of $15, a tart where the ingredients cost $12 and my labour in food production comes to $45 at my average hourly wage. I am therefore entitled to at least 400 grams of the ham and a full half of the roast chicken, plus 6 prawns. I see that there are only 3 prawns remaining, so I will make the conscious and charitable decision to overlook the $2.40 that I would otherwise bill. Merry Christmas."

Redcordial
Nov 7, 2009

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

lol the country is fed up with your safe spaces and trigger warnings you useless special snowflakes, send the sjws to mexico

SadisTech posted:


"Grandmother, I have contributed to our dinner one kilogram of cherries at a cost of $15, a tart where the ingredients cost $12 and my labour in food production comes to $45 at my average hourly wage. I am therefore entitled to at least 400 grams of the ham and a full half of the roast chicken, plus 6 prawns. I see that there are only 3 prawns remaining, so I will make the conscious and charitable decision to overlook the $2.40 that I would otherwise bill. Merry Christmas."

loll that's loving great, ty.

I know some people that are like this, and would almost go as far in justifying their insane-selfishness haha, jokes on them because I don't associate with them anymore.

The libertarian curse "I have no friends now, wtf?".

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Libertarianism is a legit mental illness

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
What made 2016 such a unimpressive year for Turnbull? After all, the guy won an election.


What is the standard by which we measure the success of a leader? Let's say it's "the country didn't explode and you technically hung onto power for an entire calendar year". By that measure—and that measure alone—we can call Malcolm Turnbull's 2016 a win.

By any other measure, however, it's a flaming pyre. An exemplar of centrist politics in the 21 st century: craven capitulation that pleases nobody.

What made this such a disastrous year for Turnbull? After all, he won an election. Although maybe that's not such a big deal; Australia no longer changes Prime Ministers at election time. We don't like to be obvious.

Turnbull's time in power has been a litany of double speak and obfuscation. Leave your "he's a politician, what else is new?" in the comments below, but even the worst moments of Tony Abbott's disastrous eighteen minutes in office were a result of beliefs he genuinely held. Nobody doubted for a second that bestowing a knighthood upon Prince Philip was the sort of hyper-privileged promotion that reflected the world Tony Abbott fantasises about at night or when women are talking. When Malcolm took office, the knighthood may have been quick to go, but like the change in leaders it was a cosmetic change only. If Australia was surprised by terrible policies enacted by someone who clearly believes them, what did we think when they were promoted by someone who didn't?

Turnbull's origin story is one we should, as a society, repeat at least as often as we reboot Spider-man: despised by the right wing of the Liberal Party, Malcolm was only able to seize power from Tony Abbott because he was a popular figure who could pull the Coalition out of its tailspin and deliver an election win. In exchange for the Prime Ministership, he would have to continue the same policies as his predecessor, and not deviate from the message. The problem was the salesman, they hoped, not the product.

Turnbull's naïve calculus was this: as an economic conservative and social progressive occupying the left flank of a right-wing party, he would transform into a consensus-builder, a centrist gravitational point around whom all would orbit. Unfortunately, he slipped through the looking glass and became the negative print of this ideal. Desperately holding onto his tenuous position, his necessary lurches to the right anger the base that thought he represented a more thoughtful politics, while his rarely-voiced progressive opinions anger those on the right who want him to align with the party's base. Leading from the rear has not met with success.

Now, the Faustian pact is out of control, and the one chance he had to get out of it has passed him by. Turnbull was destined to deliver a massive election win for the Coalition, one that he would allow him a mandate. Let Turnbull be Turnbull is the catchcry that is echoed around Turnbull's frontal lobes and nowhere else.

But the election win was at best limp and at worst Pyrrhic. The Coalition lost 14 seats in the House and three in the Senate. Turnbull's mandate never came, and, still saddled with the policies of Tony Abbott and the budget of Joe Hockey and a cabinet that included Scott Morrison and Peter Dutton, he could not turn to his party and say, look, my brand of populism won, I'll take it from here. He was even more beholden than before.

Worse than that, the double dissolution allowed Pauline Hanson's One Nation to win over the disaffected conservative base the Coalition had been trying to wrestle back for twenty years. Moving to the centre would only provide more red meat for Hanson and her band of barely-competent conspiracy theorists. The Coalition had to move back to the right, and knew they'd have to up the draconian rhetoric. Or, as it's sometimes known, racism.

Enter Immigration Minister and man flipping over tortoises in the desert Peter Dutton.

When Dutton dog whistled Australia's far-right in November by suggesting Prime Minister Malcolm Fraser (who left office in 1983) had made a mistake by letting Lebanese-Muslims into Australia – further linking terrorism to second and third generation immigrants – all eyes turned to Turnbull. Those on both sides of the political divide stared him down, challenging him to condemn or support Dutton's comments. Turnbull was damned either way.

"There is no question," Turnbull began, emerging from a janitorial closet he'd swiftly ducked into, "that there are lessons to be learned from previous immigration policies," he said, removing his false moustache and "Mr Llubnrut" nametag, "and the minister was reflecting on, you know, on policies many years ago." Jumping on to the back of a passing potato truck, Turnbull shouted over his shoulder: "He's entitled to do that."

And he was so close to ending 2016 on a high note, too. There was a brief moment where Turnbull looked like he'd scratch out a win, or at least the appearance of a win, which in politics is the exact same thing. The Senate finally passed the ABCC bill, the (sort of) reason we'd had a doubly-dissolved election in the first place. The bill was a watered-down version that likely could have been passed before the election anyway, and combined with the also-watered down backpacker tax bill, it at least appeared as if they'd achieved something.

But this Gaussian blur of a win was itself short-lived.

The dying days of 2016 have presented as the perfect summary of the Turnbull government. Josh Frydenberg, Minister for the Environment and Energy, in a noble effort to ensure his photo op with Jean Claude Van Damme was only the second most embarrassing this he did that week, claimed that the government would consider an emissions trading scheme for the electricity sector and then a day later insisted that they wouldn't and he never even said that they would and also these aren't even the droids we're looking for.

Turnbull, who lost his dry-run leadership in 2009 due to his support for an ETS, could not have smacked Frydenberg down faster. "We will not be imposing a carbon tax," he told reporters, "and we will not be imposing an emissions trading scheme, however it is called. An emissions intensity scheme is an emissions trading scheme. That is just another name for it."

And so Turnbull, a man who believes in the need to combat climate change, cannot allow a minister to suggest that they might be considering climate policy. Turnbull, who claims to be in favour in same-sex marriage, hides behind the obfuscating plebiscite tactics demanded by the extremes of his party. Turnbull's Prime Ministership will be defined by a three-word slogan: "Power Over Principles," leading us to wonder: what possible use is there in empty power?

It's a question we won't get an answer to until Turnbull is finally ousted by his own party and quits politics forever. But really, who can be bothered waiting 10 months?

https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/looking-back-at-malcolm-turnbulls-year-of-meaning-nothing

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