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I think the idea that people expect you to give them poo poo because there is a holiday that involves gift giving in your own country is hilarious. Also what is DaDa?
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merry Christmas give me money
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Dec 25, 2016 18:26
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Gong Xi Fa Cai Hong Bao Na Lai
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Dec 25, 2016 18:42
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Haier posted:more uncle haier goodness I used to have people do this to me in korea (sorry frozenpeas or whatever your name is these days for not marrying a korean and instead just loving them, because I'm a smart) and run into me specifically so they could yell at me and then see I'm 1) not korean and 2) kind of jacked and 3) heavily tattooed and then profusely apologize and be on their way. Some of them would specifically start poo poo with me because of (1), but see (2) and (3) and decide that they didn't care so much edit: I should mention that I am pretty short per frozenpeas regulations, I apologize for stomping into this thread and mentioning ten years in korea in an attempt to impress you, as is the way of my people Invisible Handjob posted:Gong Xi Fa Cai Hong Bao Na Lai I know, right? I was just about to say the same thing!
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Dec 25, 2016 19:13
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nickmeister posted:I think the idea that people expect you to give them poo poo because there is a holiday that involves gift giving in your own country is hilarious. Same, also Haier should've asked them for gifts too just to gently caress with them
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Dec 25, 2016 20:54
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Haier posted:Something I got into as a kid. I'm one of the ones that thinks it tastes amazing. I don't do it often, but sometimes I really want a swig of that creamy goodness. Full cream is gross, but somehow half and half hits the spot. Now this is just unreasonable.
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Dec 25, 2016 21:18
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yeah haeir pls you are a spectacular and wonderful degenerate and it is truly something to be celebrated but this is inhuman. don't drink half n half wtf man
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Dec 25, 2016 21:22
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What the gently caress Haier. Half n half? You're the kind of person who would go to a diner and order a glass of milk. I don't know man, after pussy peanut brittle finger...I just... Don't enjoy you with the same levity.
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Dec 25, 2016 21:57
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If Haier can drink a gallon of Heavy Cream without vomiting or having mad gastrointestinal distress, I think it is just proof he is an ubermensch.
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Dec 25, 2016 21:59
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When I was younger I used to drink half and half and stir it with a stick of butter. I was a fat little kid, could you tell?
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Dec 25, 2016 22:34
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I never drink milk, but on rare occasion will have 1/3 or 1/2 cup of half and half because it tastes good. Drinking a whole container is impressive in a slightly gross sort of way.
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Dec 25, 2016 22:58
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Is "half and half" like 50% fat or something? Because normal milk is the best thing ever (protip: sanyuan fresh milk is hella good at least in Beijing).
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Dec 25, 2016 23:09
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Darkest Auer posted:Is "half and half" like 50% fat or something? Because normal milk is the best thing ever (protip: sanyuan fresh milk is hella good at least in Beijing). Half milk half heavy cream. So I dunno maybe 15%. Edit: google says half milk half light cream so more like 12%. So half 20% fat light cream mixed with half 3-4% whole milk, gives you a 12%ish drink. Bum the Sad fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Dec 25, 2016 |
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Dec 25, 2016 23:33
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I put light cream in coffee and tea for the fatty mouthfeel but even as a fat kid the idea of just drinking it seems wrong somehow. But we made eggnog last week, which is raw eggs, heavy cream, and brandy, and I drink the hell out of that, so who knows whats right and wrong.
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Dec 26, 2016 00:13
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True. I also dare you to try a White Russian made with heavy cream. It's heavenly. And 700 calories.
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Bum the Sad posted:True. I also dare you to try a White Russian made with heavy cream. It's heavenly. And 700 calories. Ha, I make those a lot in the winter but usually use light cream because I have it on hand for the aforementioned coffee and tea.
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Dec 26, 2016 00:25
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I like heavy cream but I usually make it into panna cotta before consuming it I also use it in coffee because you use a lot less and it leaves the coffee and the cream flavors more intense
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Dec 26, 2016 01:52
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fognl posted:I'm more disturbed by the part where you were straight up drinking half and half. You do weird things when you live abroad and can't get something and then suddenly see it. A couple years into living in Korea I was in Japan on vacation and saw a lime in a store. Buying a lime in Korea was, at the time, impossible. I bought three immediately and was just eating them straight while people stared at me but in my brain was just YOU PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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Grand Fromage posted:You do weird things when you live abroad and can't get something and then suddenly see it. A couple years into living in Korea I was in Japan on vacation and saw a lime in a store. Buying a lime in Korea was, at the time, impossible. I bought three immediately and was just eating them straight while people stared at me but in my brain was just YOU PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND. Same but lemon in Thailand Also avocado
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Sheep-Goats posted:Same but lemon in Thailand avocados got relatively cheap in China recently. Finally, this place is livable.
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nickmeister posted:Also what is DaDa? It's a delivery service, but somehow the e-bikers are on another level of bad and reckless driving. I don't know if they have a short time limit and can lose their commission, but they are always in a huge rush and give no fucks about being as obnoxious as possible. There are tons of them in my area and I've seen them shoot through crowds of people and hit some with their baskets and not even stop. I've been cut-off or nearly hit by them too many times that whenever I see a guy in blue coming my way I know it's not going to be a good encounter. ladron posted:edit: I should mention that I am pretty short crazy cloud posted:don't drink half n half wtf man After being in Thailand, I am also partial to Pepsi and milk. Magna Kaser posted:avocados got relatively cheap in China recently. Finally, this place is livable.
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Dec 26, 2016 04:37
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Pepsi in milk. What the gently caress Haier. Who wants carbonated dairy? bleeecch
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Haier posted:https://www.imdada.cn/ If it works like the other services they get work based on their reviews. Better reviews get more work. quote:After being in Thailand, I am also partial to Pepsi and milk. You monster.
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Haier posted:After being in Thailand, I am also partial to Pepsi and milk. A little rich for my blood, though. I prefer air bandung, which is milk with bit of rose syrup mixed in.
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Haier posted:I thought all foreigners are tall! Why are you not tall? Why are your eyes not blue? I don't understand. Foreigners should be tall and blond hair! Are you mixed? You are really from X country? I don't know why you not based on my stereotype!!!! I am blonde / blue and so white I am almost clear, so if I am mixed it's with an aryan elf. I think stereotypes are easier to believe in cultures where everyone looks alike
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In two years in Thailand I have never seen milk in Pepsi. They use condensed milk as dipping sauce for pastries though.
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Atlas Hugged posted:In two years in Thailand I have never seen milk in Pepsi. They use condensed milk as dipping sauce for pastries though. Pepsi and Milk was a running gag in Laverne & Shirley, but I've literally never heard of anyone ever drinking it in real life.
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RIP George Michael. I'll never forget your contribution to US/Chinar relations. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFwOs-jy53A
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Glenn Quebec posted:Pepsi in milk. What the gently caress Haier. Who wants carbonated dairy? bleeecch You've never had a spider? Scoops of vanilla ice cream in raspberry lemonade or creaming soda.
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carbonated milk soda is a thing in korea. it's called "Milkis" and is loving foul. edit: enlighten yourselves https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milkis
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I never saw milk in pepsi in the time I lived in Thailand but I wouldn't be shocked about seeing it there.
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Even after peanut brittle for some reason just grabbing a carton of half and half and drinking it down is the grossest thing I've read in this thread.
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Do you guys not like ice cream floats? That's carbonated dairy
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But half and half sounds weird. I'm going to try it. I was in Shenzhen yesterday. Haier did you take one metro stop from nanshan to houhai? I saw this tall dude almost as high as the subway car wearing sweat shirt and sweat pants from this same company hunched down and playing with his phone. He looks goony
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caberham posted:But half and half sounds weird. was he jewy and reeking of vaginal discharge and half and half?
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ladron posted:was he jewy and reeking of vaginal discharge and half and half? Do the chinese have their own jewish stereotype, because that being the one thing to penetrate their 5000 year old culture would be hilarious and unsurprising
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GeneX posted:Do the chinese have their own jewish stereotype, because that being the one thing to penetrate their 5000 year old culture would be hilarious and unsurprising they admire them as good businessmen afaik
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