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PCOS Bill posted:The other day I was at the grocery store and this dangerhair Tumblrina looking girl at the register (Short cut hair, shaved sides, dyed multicolored, about 300lbs) said "Happy Holidays" to me so I gave her a big smile and said "And Merry Christmas to you!" and she literally said "UGH" out loud. I'm ok with this exchange. Merry Christmas Bill.
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PCOS Bill posted:The other day I was at the grocery store and this dangerhair Tumblrina looking girl at the register (Short cut hair, shaved sides, dyed multicolored, about 300lbs) said "Happy Holidays" to me so I gave her a big smile and said "And Merry Christmas to you!" and she literally said "UGH" out loud. And that girl's name...was Albert Einstein.
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OutsideAngel posted:And that girl's name...was Albert Einstein. I think it was like Liz or something actually.
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Come on, give us a "Ezmerylda" or "DJ Sailor Peridot" or something
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I can only report the reality I experience.
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Also where've you been, happy holidays is out, the most I've gotten out of any customer service type person in the past week has been "happy new year"
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I went to McDonald's this morning and they all said Merry Christmas.
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Data Graham posted:Also where've you been, happy holidays is out, the most I've gotten out of any customer service type person in the past week has been "happy new year" I'm in Pittsburgh, we're always a bit behind.
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PCOS Bill posted:I can only report the reality I experience. Next time please report it to the STDH.txt thread where it belongs, TIA
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and then everyone in line started clapping and jesus himself came in and gave me a high five
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and then everyone replied to PCOS Bill and he learned a lesson and went away.
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Alaois posted:and then everyone replied to PCOS Bill and he learned a lesson and went away. Alaois posted:and he learned a lesson stuff that didn't happen dot text
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crazy cloud posted:stuff that didn't happen dot text 
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hard counter posted:merry Christmas goons They're all good, but these... Beautiful. Thank you, Santa.
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No doubt.
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hard counter posted:embiggen the last one for barely worksafe stupid sexy Flanders The pixelation... it does nothing! 
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hard counter posted:merry Christmas goons This is how we make the meme thread great again! next we need build a wall around the we are number one vids
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Dragonstoned posted:This is how we make the meme thread great again! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiHXBEzwDtM
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Now recreate that using nothing but Borks. The Infinity Engine shall not be for war, but memes.
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Merry Moleman to you.
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Dreddout posted:I just got done working a Christmas Eve shift and I swear I heard some variation of all of these today. Oh you've been listening to retail workers? Don't do that, they're terrible.
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gently caress.
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This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!
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DeusExMachinima posted:gently caress. This but as a Hillary supportor 
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Sinners Sandwich posted:This but as a Hillary supportor I see where you went wrong
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DeusExMachinima posted:gently caress. This but reading D&D.
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almost as good as the synthwave remix, almost https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs7gne5fcoo
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DeusExMachinima posted:almost as good as the synthwave remix, almost  electro swing: worse than ska
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Jerry Cotton posted:
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spit on my clit posted:everything is worse than ska, because ska is good. True but still. If you make a meme re-mix make one that improves on the original in at least some way or is funny.
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Jerry Cotton posted:
Where's the Steam Powered Giraffe version?
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The Ape of Naples posted:Where's the Steam Powered Giraffe version? In your Itunes playlist.
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Jerry Cotton posted:In your Itunes playlist. Are you a hacker!?!
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Jerry Cotton posted:
electro swing is the anime of music
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