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GreenMetalSun posted:
(A genuine thank you for the edits. Those were funny this is not.)
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 04:34 |
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goose willis posted:Please don't tell me there are outspoken people defending their right to be attracted to infants
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 04:55 |
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Elfgames posted:what pedo isn't mentally ill? Ehhh, you've got a point. However, I've a little sympathy for a pedo that gets mental help and realizes how hosed up being attracted to kids is. I feel pity for them, because they didn't ask to be creepers. I have no sympathy for jubilant kiddie diddlers. I no longer want to entertain this conversation during xmas eve.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 05:04 |
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DicktheCat posted:I've a little sympathy for a pedo Treading dangerous waters there.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 05:52 |
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Neurologically speaking, what is the difference between a typical feminist woman and a non-feminist woman?
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 06:04 |
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Firing neurons.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 06:10 |
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Elfgames posted:what pedo isn't mentally ill? me
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 06:54 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8_afzxn_y4 The trick to getting the ford focus.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 07:26 |
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"Ninten-Don't" posted:As my eight-year-old son Gabriel hit his five-year-old sister Honey on the head, ten-year-old Phoebe started yelling and the youngest, three-year- old Lucien, joined in the fun, a red mist descended over my vision.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 07:28 |
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If her son can't play or handle a toy being taken away without assaulting his sisters, she's not as good a mother as she thinks. He's eight, he's old enough to know you can't hit a five year old in head. Jesus Christ. If she can't handle a three-year old throwing a tantrum without a 'red mist' covering her vision, she should not be allowed near any child. Like, bitch, you got your kids one DS to share between four of them, what the gently caress did you think would happen? GreenMetalSun has a new favorite as of 08:17 on Dec 25, 2016 |
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I like how they did that with no warning whatsoever. Hey kids, anything you own can vanish at any time with no warning!
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 08:22 |
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Idiots on Social Media: Sympathy for the Pedo
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 08:25 |
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One DS to four children and apparently no rules about sharing or limited usage, or at least none that were followed consistently, by the sound of it. Learning compromise and sharing is a thing, sanctimonious mother. Actually, I think this bothers me most: quote:Welcome to a family of Nintendo-users. Or should I say user, since we had only one of these infernal devices. That's not how plurals work. There's more than one of you, so yes it's still "Nintendo-users."
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 08:25 |
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Nintendos-user Got a Virtual Boy taped to my face, wiimote in one hand, wavebird in the other
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 08:56 |
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Sounds like the DS was a better parent.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 09:23 |
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Nuebot posted:Anyway, getting back to that imgur brandon fraiser thing from a few pages back. It's kind of weird that like, not a single one of them I've seen has mentioned his wife by name or anything. Most of them just call her "that bitch" or "A Leech". But they still try to say they have nothing against women. Just unfair laws. It's not even the law. It's his own marriage agreement. I liked Brendan Fraser a lot more before he went into a poverty induced depression over having to live on a mere 2,4 million dollars a year. It's probably best that her name is left out. Otherwise some Imgurians are liable to bring vigilante justice against her. On behalf of all the new cars Fraser couldn't buy this year. Zephyrine has a new favorite as of 09:54 on Dec 25, 2016 |
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So did all four kids just stand around watching the other one play and that's how all the chores and other activities got ignored completely for days on end? I don't even think it's a bad thing that she gave it away after the kids wouldn't stop fighting over it and kept stealing it back after it got taken away. But the lesson in that is if you can't share then no one gets it. Not Nintendo is making apples of discord stuffed with pre-bundled heroine and only by removing the foul device from my home were my children freed from its curse.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 09:53 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:I like how they did that with no warning whatsoever. Hey kids, anything you own can vanish at any time with no warning! My mother did that with my legos. I had left them out on the floor after playing with them (on account of being 7 and in my own room) She cleaned them up with the vacuum cleaner and that was it for my legos. Gone forever. I scavenged my room for pieces that had survived. One piece here and there behind furniture and then I had 10 or so pieces left to play with and I tried to build stuff with that. I hid those pieces and the result I built with them so she wouldn't find them. It was 24 years ago but I will never forget my beloved legos vanishing into that vacuum cleaner pipe. Zephyrine has a new favorite as of 10:11 on Dec 25, 2016 |
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She's being a great parent by basically forcing her children to grow up to be utterly insufferable adults
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 10:12 |
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Zephyrine posted:My mother did that with my legos. I had left them out on the floor after playing with them (on account of being 7 and in my own room) She cleaned them up with the vacuum cleaner and that was it for my legos. Gone forever. Taxation is theft
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 11:09 |
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Leaving Lego on the floor unattended is a war crime.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 11:10 |
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Subjunctive posted:Leaving Lego on the floor unattended is a war crime. In my own room
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 11:14 |
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Subjunctive posted:Leaving Lego on the floor unattended is a war crime. Fair chance she stepped on a brick and a red mist descended over her vision
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 11:14 |
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I had a co-worker who may have suffered from red mist. His AH/HD daughter was being a pain in the butt (as is her nature) and (with company over) he grabs her and starts shaking her (not violently but still) while yelling in her face "Why do you have to be so drat difficult!?" I'm sure somewhere out there is a web review where he lays into Nintendo for ruining his daughter.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 12:21 |
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Okay so this post is from a long time friend of mine and I know he has moderate dyslexia but I think sharing the headache might make it better for myself. Kinda like the ring but it's bad grammar leading to a killer headache.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 12:48 |
When was that Intendo article from? 1987?
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 14:36 |
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BioEnchanted posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8_afzxn_y4 Wow. I've never actually seen any clips from that movie before. It's genuinely horrifying. How was that considered a comedy? It's the scariest thing I've seen in months.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 14:51 |
Data Graham posted:When was that Intendo article from? 1987? Somebody just copy and pasted an article from 89 and did a find & replace for gameboy
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 14:52 |
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Munchables posted:Idiots on Social Media: Sympathy for the Pedo Anastasia screamed in vain
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 15:16 |
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Jesus loving Christ. Still, it is a good thread title.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 21:22 |
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Munchables posted:Idiots on Social Media: Sympathy for the Pedo Please allow me to introduce my self, I'm a man of illegal taste.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 22:11 |
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TinTower posted:Please allow me to introduce my self, I'm a man of illegal taste. Adam Never Asked for Eve God stole a piece of him, after telling Adam to never question his judgment because Adam owes him everything. God created Eve because he decided independence and free will was an abomination to his ruling power. God told Adam not to disobey. Adam agreed willingly not knowing any better about the intentions of the powerful people around him whom he trusted to love and protect him. Lucifer despised God for playing favorites. He saw Adam and instead of perfection, he saw submission, and he hated that God only created subservience. Lucifer advised Adam and Eve that knowledge was power. If they consume knowledge they would see the truth and realize God only has power because God says he has power. Adam didn't want to do it because he wanted to make everyone around him happy. Eve did it because she couldn't stand the thought of not being able to get her hands on something she was not allowed to have. Adam followed Eve's lead because she insisted he do the same thing she was doing with her or else. Adam ate the apple because he blindly trusted God's propaganda that this was a fairer sex. God found out what the woman had done, and her first instinct was to blame the man for it. Cast out of paradise, Adam's first instinct is to protect his mate who led him down the path of suffering due to her selfish wants. Fearful of losing his power, God proceeded to shoot the messenger and demonized Lucifer to all his creations informing them that the bringer of truth and knowledge was the greatest threat to their existence, and that they would only be welcome back if they followed his laws and glorified only him instead of idolizing anybody else To this day, after millennia of bloodshed spilled, man is still waiting for God to deliver on his promise.
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 22:17 |
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Data Graham posted:When was that Intendo article from? 1987?
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 22:32 |
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I dunno if this technically counts as an "idiot" on social media but it is funny. The FBI's happy holidays tweet: https://twitter.com/FBI/status/812643007203659776
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# ? Dec 25, 2016 23:39 |
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It's so lovely.
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I'm glad the FBI can afford MSPaint
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Who What Now posted:I'm glad the FBI can afford MSPaint I'm glad they're spending their time and money keeping us safe from the
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https://twitter.com/knguyen/status/813203817240129536
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Magna Kaser posted:The FBI's happy holidays tweet: https://twitter.com/JohnSafran/status/812852951832084480
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