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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Oof. Every Christmas I post a Christmas song to my Facebook. Very early this morning, I posted Wham's "Last Christmas." Now everyone thinks I was just being a dick. Timestamps, people, check the timestamps, I had no loving idea.

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AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Phanatic posted:

Oof. Every Christmas I post a Christmas song to my Facebook. Very early this morning, I posted Wham's "Last Christmas." Now everyone thinks I was just being a dick. Timestamps, people, check the timestamps, I had no loving idea.

They don't think you're a dick for context, just for posting Last Christmas. :colbert:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Phanatic posted:

Oof. Every Christmas I post a Christmas song to my Facebook. Very early this morning, I posted Wham's "Last Christmas." Now everyone thinks I was just being a dick. Timestamps, people, check the timestamps, I had no loving idea.

Could have been worse.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


I pity whoever learned from this thread that George-Michael died.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Her?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Inspector Gesicht posted:

I pity whoever learned from this thread that George-Michael died.

That would be me. It's 2016 after all.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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The worst death of 2016 comes at the end

repeating
Nov 14, 2005

:drat:

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/Tw1tterPicasso/status/812794887347130368

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

There are "after" pictures of his face and you can see how badly the cat actually hosed him up pretty decently.

ddiddles
Oct 21, 2008

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I
He was doing the human race a service by trying to take out a grown man who gets that excited about a PS4

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka

Zipperelli. posted:

There are "after" pictures of his face and you can see how badly the cat actually hosed him up pretty decently.

Well, where are the pics?

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Spectral Debt posted:

Well, where are the pics?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4064666/Some-cats-just-jerks-excited-man-attacked-pet-opening-Christmas-presents.html

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Spectral Debt posted:

Well, where are the pics?

I'm at work or else I'd go looking for them.

Edit: nevermind, someone else got them

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Cats sometimes will start attacking people for stupid cat reasons. My mom had one of her cats start doing that at one point, and I had to tell her it's ok to put it down. Your job as cat lady doesn't involve letting kitty cut up your face every few months.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

lmao

doverhog posted:

Cats sometimes will start attacking people for stupid cat reasons. My mom had one of her cats start doing that at one point, and I had to tell her it's ok to put it down. Your job as cat lady doesn't involve letting kitty cut up your face every few months.

Yes because a cat attacking a giant manchild for making really loud noises deserves death. gently caress you.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Oh yea guys, this is gonna be a good one.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

doverhog posted:

Cats sometimes will start attacking people for stupid cat reasons. My mom had one of her cats start doing that at one point, and I had to tell her it's ok to put it down. Your job as cat lady doesn't involve letting kitty cut up your face every few months.
Try harder.

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!
All cats suck. Just cause an animal can look cute doesnt make it a good pet.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Captainsalami posted:

All cats suck. Just cause an animal can look cute doesnt make it a good pet.

sure, sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmDM4HHaDlE

just don't use absolutes

a few hundred million pet dogs are useless as gently caress unless you're a nomadic herdsman or need a self-esteem boost


or if you have a big meth stash and need to sleep for a few minutes

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Only Sith deal in absolutes.

:goonsay:

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Dewgy posted:

lmao


Yes because a cat attacking a giant manchild for making really loud noises deserves death. gently caress you.

If your pet regularly attacks you and claws at your face it's time to face some tough choices.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

doverhog posted:

If your pet regularly attacks you and claws at your face it's time to face some tough choices.

Bake, broil or stew.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


It is in fact not normal for a pet cat to attack people

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Did I wander into PI again

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
It's cat instinct to kill off any retarded kittens in order to increase the survival chances for the other kittens. The cat in the video was just following instinct.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
Please, everyone, it's ok. Let's not argue about this. I, supreme arbiter Gross Dude will determine which animals should die and which humans deserve to be hurt.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I know this is a meme

but

that dude legit had autism.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!


I'm the stormtrooper stocking.

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
Most cats will bite the poo poo out of things making high pitched noises because it hurts their ears. Or was the case when my normally placid and lazy gently caress of a cat suddenly affixed itself to my rear end meat as I whistled down the hallway. Good kitty still 7/10, do miss her.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Is there a German word for going from extreme happiness to excruciating pain in a split second?

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004

Gross Dude posted:

Please, everyone, it's ok. Let's not argue about this. I, supreme arbiter Gross Dude will determine which animals should die and which humans deserve to be hurt.

The delicious animals deserve to die.

All of the humans deserve to be hurt regardless of age, sex, color or religion. Especially fat man-children.

mds2 posted:

Is there a German word for going from extreme happiness to excruciating pain in a split second?

Nütshottën.

Fat Loser has a new favorite as of 09:31 on Dec 26, 2016

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Randomly browsing my local subreddit, came across this unfortunate exchange...

reddit lol posted:

Alone in the D on Christmas night! (self.Dallas)
submitted 9 hours ago by kaukermie
I wish I hadn't listened to the weather dudes about a storm coming in; this weather is PERFECT for camping. Anyhow, I'm visiting Dallas, with no clue of what to do/where to go, and would enjoy a partner in crime. Anybody else?

[–]badgemini1979 8 points 9 hours ago
I made a post asking if anyone wants to go for a stroll on the katy trail and go to the katy trail ice house. Wanna? I am 37F.

[–]notyouravrgd 7 points 8 hours ago
Are they even open tonight?

[–]badgemini1979 5 points 8 hours ago
Yep, confirmed

[–]stoliman 6 points 7 hours ago
Why not. $4 drinks.

[–]badgemini1979 3 points 7 hours ago
OP messaged me and I am waiting for a response back so we can coordinate. Maybe the 3 of us can meet up.

[–]hblond3 2 points 6 hours ago
I'm away, but PM America for next week - I'm 33F and think that sounds fun!

[–]badgemini1979 1 point 5 hours ago
Hit me up!

[–]FrenziesUptown 2 points 4 hours ago
I'm visiting family that lives off the Katy Trail. 25M

[–]badgemini1979 3 points 4 hours ago
I'm going to the doublewide in ellum. Join me, send me a message and we can meet up.

[–]FrenziesUptown 1 point 4 hours ago
Ok I'll head that way.

[–]FrenziesUptown 1 point 3 hours ago
Where ya at?

[–]badgemini1979 1 point 2 hours ago
Sorry i failed to check my phone, i had a bad experience at doublewide, im walking to renos, i could doubleback and you can join me

[–]badgemini1979 1 point 2 hours ago
I feel bad, so sorry, im wearing bring pink converse, walking back to doublewide, u still there

[–]badgemini1979 1 point 2 hours ago
gently caress i think i just broke my ankle

[–]badgemini1979 1 point 2 hours ago
I just rolled my ankle on commerce, i think its broken, im sorry i didn't see your messages while at doublewide, im hurt, i need help

[–]badgemini1979 1 point 2 hours ago
Im crying by myself under the murray lofts sign on commerce

[–]FrenziesUptown 1 point 2 hours ago
Ok so where are you? I went back to the house...

[–]Dallasitzer -2 points 4 hours ago
Pics?

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

mds2 posted:

Is there a German word for going from extreme happiness to excruciating pain in a split second?

Freudeschade.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Dewgy posted:

Yes because a cat attacking a giant manchild for making really loud noises deserves death. gently caress you.

lmao

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Pro catte, trying to save the genetic pool, such altruism.

Kay Kessler
May 9, 2013


How old is that dude? Once you're over twenty, you lose the right to get that loving excited about opening a present.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Victim blaming itt

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
if he didn't want to get scratched he shouldnt have acted the way he did imo

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
It's just a couple scratches, big deal. Of course they look nasty when they are still bloody and not cleaned up, but he's not a baby, he'll live. The cat doesn't deserve to die, but the owners definitely should keep a closer eye on it around their spastic child. If he really does have autism then I'm sure this isn't the first time he's pissed off the cat so they should have known better.

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