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Oof. Every Christmas I post a Christmas song to my Facebook. Very early this morning, I posted Wham's "Last Christmas." Now everyone thinks I was just being a dick. Timestamps, people, check the timestamps, I had no loving idea.
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Phanatic posted:Oof. Every Christmas I post a Christmas song to my Facebook. Very early this morning, I posted Wham's "Last Christmas." Now everyone thinks I was just being a dick. Timestamps, people, check the timestamps, I had no loving idea. They don't think you're a dick for context, just for posting Last Christmas.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 00:47 |
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Phanatic posted:Oof. Every Christmas I post a Christmas song to my Facebook. Very early this morning, I posted Wham's "Last Christmas." Now everyone thinks I was just being a dick. Timestamps, people, check the timestamps, I had no loving idea. Could have been worse.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 01:04 |
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I pity whoever learned from this thread that George-Michael died.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 01:08 |
Her?
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 01:10 |
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Inspector Gesicht posted:I pity whoever learned from this thread that George-Michael died. That would be me. It's 2016 after all.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 01:12 |
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The worst death of 2016 comes at the end
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 01:12 |
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Data Graham posted:Her?
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 01:20 |
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https://twitter.com/Tw1tterPicasso/status/812794887347130368
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 06:13 |
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There are "after" pictures of his face and you can see how badly the cat actually hosed him up pretty decently.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 06:23 |
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He was doing the human race a service by trying to take out a grown man who gets that excited about a PS4
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 06:26 |
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Zipperelli. posted:There are "after" pictures of his face and you can see how badly the cat actually hosed him up pretty decently. Well, where are the pics?
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 06:26 |
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Spectral Debt posted:Well, where are the pics? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4064666/Some-cats-just-jerks-excited-man-attacked-pet-opening-Christmas-presents.html
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 06:31 |
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Spectral Debt posted:Well, where are the pics? I'm at work or else I'd go looking for them. Edit: nevermind, someone else got them
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 06:34 |
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Cats sometimes will start attacking people for stupid cat reasons. My mom had one of her cats start doing that at one point, and I had to tell her it's ok to put it down. Your job as cat lady doesn't involve letting kitty cut up your face every few months.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 06:47 |
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Atticus_1354 posted:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4064666/Some-cats-just-jerks-excited-man-attacked-pet-opening-Christmas-presents.html lmao doverhog posted:Cats sometimes will start attacking people for stupid cat reasons. My mom had one of her cats start doing that at one point, and I had to tell her it's ok to put it down. Your job as cat lady doesn't involve letting kitty cut up your face every few months. Yes because a cat attacking a giant manchild for making really loud noises deserves death. gently caress you.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 06:55 |
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Oh yea guys, this is gonna be a good one.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 06:56 |
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doverhog posted:Cats sometimes will start attacking people for stupid cat reasons. My mom had one of her cats start doing that at one point, and I had to tell her it's ok to put it down. Your job as cat lady doesn't involve letting kitty cut up your face every few months.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 07:03 |
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All cats suck. Just cause an animal can look cute doesnt make it a good pet.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 07:04 |
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Captainsalami posted:All cats suck. Just cause an animal can look cute doesnt make it a good pet. sure, sure https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmDM4HHaDlE just don't use absolutes a few hundred million pet dogs are useless as gently caress unless you're a nomadic herdsman or need a self-esteem boost or if you have a big meth stash and need to sleep for a few minutes
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 07:13 |
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Only Sith deal in absolutes.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 07:37 |
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Dewgy posted:lmao If your pet regularly attacks you and claws at your face it's time to face some tough choices.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 07:38 |
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doverhog posted:If your pet regularly attacks you and claws at your face it's time to face some tough choices. Bake, broil or stew.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 07:53 |
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It is in fact not normal for a pet cat to attack people
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 07:58 |
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Did I wander into PI again
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 08:02 |
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It's cat instinct to kill off any retarded kittens in order to increase the survival chances for the other kittens. The cat in the video was just following instinct.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 08:25 |
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Please, everyone, it's ok. Let's not argue about this. I, supreme arbiter Gross Dude will determine which animals should die and which humans deserve to be hurt.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 08:33 |
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I know this is a meme but that dude legit had autism.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 08:45 |
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I'm the stormtrooper stocking.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 08:47 |
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Most cats will bite the poo poo out of things making high pitched noises because it hurts their ears. Or was the case when my normally placid and lazy gently caress of a cat suddenly affixed itself to my rear end meat as I whistled down the hallway. Good kitty still 7/10, do miss her.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 09:12 |
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Is there a German word for going from extreme happiness to excruciating pain in a split second?
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 09:25 |
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Gross Dude posted:Please, everyone, it's ok. Let's not argue about this. I, supreme arbiter Gross Dude will determine which animals should die and which humans deserve to be hurt. The delicious animals deserve to die. All of the humans deserve to be hurt regardless of age, sex, color or religion. Especially fat man-children. mds2 posted:Is there a German word for going from extreme happiness to excruciating pain in a split second? Nütshottën. Fat Loser has a new favorite as of 09:31 on Dec 26, 2016 |
# ? Dec 26, 2016 09:28 |
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Randomly browsing my local subreddit, came across this unfortunate exchange...reddit lol posted:Alone in the D on Christmas night! (self.Dallas)
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 10:46 |
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mds2 posted:Is there a German word for going from extreme happiness to excruciating pain in a split second? Freudeschade.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 10:48 |
Dewgy posted:Yes because a cat attacking a giant manchild for making really loud noises deserves death. gently caress you. lmao
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 12:51 |
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Pro catte, trying to save the genetic pool, such altruism.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 14:23 |
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How old is that dude? Once you're over twenty, you lose the right to get that loving excited about opening a present.
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 15:42 |
Victim blaming itt
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 15:53 |
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if he didn't want to get scratched he shouldnt have acted the way he did imo
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# ? Dec 26, 2016 16:06 |
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It's just a couple scratches, big deal. Of course they look nasty when they are still bloody and not cleaned up, but he's not a baby, he'll live. The cat doesn't deserve to die, but the owners definitely should keep a closer eye on it around their spastic child. If he really does have autism then I'm sure this isn't the first time he's pissed off the cat so they should have known better.
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