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GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

C.H.O.M.E posted:

source your quotes

i'd give you three guesses but you'll only need one

# ? Dec 25, 2016 18:05

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# ? May 10, 2024 14:34

Dodoman: Feb 26, 2009; A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret; Lipstick Apathy

skipping to the end of the thread and reading the testimonials has bought me much pleasure and joy

# ? Dec 25, 2016 19:13

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM HEADPHONES INTO MY EARHOLES. THEYRE AIRPODS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE HEAD MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, SIRI. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I TWIST MY HEAD OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEIR EARS RETAINED THE WORLDS MOST ADVANCED WIRELESS HEADPHONES. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE MOVES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY FLAILING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

# ? Dec 25, 2016 19:14

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

GameCube posted:

Yup got a haircut today wearing the pods the whole time. No issues with hindering the barber, including trimming along the outside of the ear. Barber says they made me a more patient customer.

loving lol

# ? Dec 25, 2016 19:39

jony neuemonic: Nov 13, 2009

GameCube posted:

Yup got a haircut today wearing the pods the whole time. No issues with hindering the barber, including trimming along the outside of the ear. Barber says they made me a more patient customer.

holy loly.

# ? Dec 25, 2016 20:27

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

GameCube posted:

Yup got a haircut today wearing the pods the whole time. No issues with hindering the barber, including trimming along the outside of the ear. Barber says they made me a more patient customer.

so good

# ? Dec 25, 2016 23:03

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

GameCube posted:

Yup got a haircut today wearing the pods the whole time. No issues with hindering the barber, including trimming along the outside of the ear. Barber says they made me a more patient customer.

# ? Dec 25, 2016 23:08

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

lol could you imagine being so bad at getting a haircut that your barber would actually compliment you for sitting still?

# ? Dec 25, 2016 23:12

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

theflyingexecutive posted:

lol could you imagine being so bad at getting a haircut that your barber would actually compliment you for sitting still?

If i was like 6 yeah

# ? Dec 25, 2016 23:14

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

you were so good you get two lollipops

*sticks them in my ears*

# ? Dec 25, 2016 23:15

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

exploded mummy posted:

you were so good you get two lollipops

*sticks them in my ears*

fuckin lol

# ? Dec 25, 2016 23:18

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

exploded mummy posted:

you were so good you get two lollipops

*sticks them in my ears*

damnnnnnn

# ? Dec 25, 2016 23:20

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

exploded mummy posted:

you were so good you get two lollipops

*sticks them in my ears*

Lmfao.

# ? Dec 25, 2016 23:21

Tweezer Reprise: Aug 6, 2013; It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

2017 is the year where the apple fruit company's new laptop computer is just the "graphic design is my passion" image printed out on a piece of printer paper

# ? Dec 25, 2016 23:54

big shtick energy: May 27, 2004

Bobby Digital posted:

sword teacher

HEMA is pretty fun don't hate

# ? Dec 26, 2016 00:07

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

exploded mummy posted:

you were so good you get two lollipops

*sticks them in my ears*

# ? Dec 26, 2016 00:24

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

GameCube posted:

Yup got a haircut today wearing the pods the whole time. No issues with hindering the barber, including trimming along the outside of the ear. Barber says they made me a more patient customer.

Lol hahahahahah

# ? Dec 26, 2016 01:30

Phoenixan: Jan 16, 2010; Just Keep Cool-idge

exploded mummy posted:

If i was like 6 yeah

apple's airpods meant for literal children confirmed

# ? Dec 26, 2016 01:39

crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

exploded mummy posted:

you were so good you get two lollipops

*sticks them in my ears*

# ? Dec 26, 2016 02:59

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

GameCube posted:

Yup got a haircut today wearing the pods the whole time. No issues with hindering the barber, including trimming along the outside of the ear. Barber says they made me a more patient customer.

exploded mummy posted:

you were so good you get two lollipops

*sticks them in my ears*

# ? Dec 26, 2016 07:47

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

exploded mummy posted:

you were so good you get two lollipops

*sticks them in my ears*

Quoting this again, because it's that good.

# ? Dec 26, 2016 07:48

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

Linguica posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM HEADPHONES INTO MY EARHOLES. THEYRE AIRPODS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE HEAD MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, SIRI. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I TWIST MY HEAD OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEIR EARS RETAINED THE WORLDS MOST ADVANCED WIRELESS HEADPHONES. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE MOVES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY FLAILING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

# ? Dec 26, 2016 08:09

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

GameCube posted:

Yup got a haircut today wearing the pods the whole time. No issues with hindering the barber, including trimming along the outside of the ear. Barber says they made me a more patient customer.

imagine hating human interaction this much

# ? Dec 26, 2016 08:40