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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

i was hanging out with my godmother's family (is "godfamily" a thing people say), who are all hispanic, earlier and the power went out and someone said "trump, man" so i think we have a new "thanks, obama" except more darkly humorous

best christmas song snype

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY

Badger of Basra fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Dec 25, 2016

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Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

cinci zoo sniper posted:

the accountant is a pretty decent movie

How much Anna Kendrick do you have to fast-forward through?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Randler posted:

How much Anna Kendrick do you have to fast-forward through?
no moments i'd like to mute or fast-forward through, insofar at least

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

kustomkarkommando posted:

my mother insisted on washing and drying out the "good" paper plates

Plates? Look at this fancy motherfucker over here with his fine porcelain plates when i was a nipper we had to eat off the godblessed ground that's right the ground why if you lot these days had to

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Badger of Basra posted:

exmarx are you gonna probate the guy who said involuntary sterilization of the poor was good in the venezuela thread

merry xmas

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
rogue one is good, eggnog is good, and i gave out the best gifts in my family this year and won christmas

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

kustomkarkommando posted:

my mother insisted on washing and drying out the "good" paper plates

prole af

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i gave out the best gifts in my family this year and won christmas

You are the reason for the season!!!

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i gave out the best gifts in my family this year and won christmas

What did you get your dad?

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

namesake posted:

What did you get your dad?

A new son

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/lukewsavage/status/813127061011308545

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

namesake posted:

What did you get your dad?

i managed to track down a kind of bootleg dvd copy of a film he's had on vhs but that he's never been able to find in optical format. it didn't feel like enough so i also got him a small led blinker and some bright running clothes for the jogs he takes at 4am. he always complains that the drivers aren't paying attention that early in the morning so hopefully this helps a bit

the other gifts he got were some nice chocolates and a tasteful tie, but they are clearly inferior

Rexicon1 posted:

A new son

hah, jokes on you, he prefers familiar mediocrity to unknown excellence

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
George Michael died

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

Gin and Juche posted:

George Michael died

Wham.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Gin and Juche posted:

George Michael died

how ironic (editor's note: not an actual case of irony)

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

how you miss the queen 2016

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
pretend i posted the molly sugar cover of last christmas in his honor, im on phone and will be doing too much alcohol to do it later

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
What if Donald Trump actually died? Like, just loving dropped dead. Would a fresh new Trump emerge from his torso, glimmering in the pale moonlight.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

his wraith would find a new host dummy

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

kustomkarkommando posted:

how you miss the queen 2016

The Queen became fully robot by 1998

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Gin and Juche posted:

George Michael died

kustomkarkommando posted:

how you miss the queen 2016

Wrong queen.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Rexicon1 posted:

What if Donald Trump actually died? Like, just loving dropped dead. Would a fresh new Trump emerge from his torso, glimmering in the pale moonlight.

His hair would leap from his corpse and nest on Joe the Plumber's head

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007


ty

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Oh FFS.

"Richard III" with Benny Cumbo is on tonight. He was incredible in "Henry VI," so looking forward to seeing it tonight.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.


francis! no it doesn't!

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
that would be an ecumenical matter

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.


scarey choir

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

merry exmarx posted:



francis! no it doesn't!

"Greed is, for lack of a better word, good." -The Pope

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

merry exmarx posted:



scarey choir

:(

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

there's better people to feel sorry for

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
rip 2 george michel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-EdCNjumvI

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/PissPigGranddad/status/813358736077180928

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
good lord

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
in my obituary i want it to be made known i was good at nipple poo poo

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Did everyone has a good to okay Christmas

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Did everyone has a good to okay Christmas

Blizzard gave me 5 free gift boxes for Overwatch, so all in all it turned out pretty well. :unsmith:

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

The best card in Mystery Date

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007


this guy is a real weirdo

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Photex posted:



Just going to leave this here, Merry Christmas to everyone who works a 9-5

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Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Did everyone has a good to okay Christmas

my brother got me a copy of bloodborne for my new ps4, so i'd say it was okay

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