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yeah I eat rear end posted:It's just a couple scratches, big deal. Of course they look nasty when they are still bloody and not cleaned up, but he's not a baby, he'll live. The cat doesn't deserve to die, but the owners definitely should keep a closer eye on it around their spastic child. If he really does have autism then I'm sure this isn't the first time he's pissed off the cat so they should have known better. And even if he has autism, he can learn how to not provoke the cat.
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Atticus_1354 posted:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4064666/Some-cats-just-jerks-excited-man-attacked-pet-opening-Christmas-presents.html From the article: quote:According to Freeman (the cat's owner/person who took the video): 'The cat lives in a good home. Plenty of pictures of him being spoiled. He's a jerk. Seriously. This is not the only person he's attacked. The bolded part is mine. And it's also a lie: you can see as plain as day on the video that this guy going spastic is what got the cat agitated. The cat freaks out, tracks back, and then runs up to the guy and pauses a bit so it can attack. It didn't plan poo poo, it was doing that thing cats do to make sure they can gently caress you up because you upset them. Hell, even the dog was all like 'are you sure this is a PS4, that's not a normal reaction at all.' Added bonus of calling out the guy as being from Georgia, so he's no longer just possibly a disabled man, but a shining example of Dixie.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:It's just a couple scratches, big deal. Of course they look nasty when they are still bloody and not cleaned up, but he's not a baby, he'll live. The cat doesn't deserve to die, but the owners definitely should keep a closer eye on it around their spastic child. If he really does have autism then I'm sure this isn't the first time he's pissed off the cat so they should have known better. The cat kicked his rear end so hard he needed stitches, lmbo.  But then they made up.  Apparently the guy is not impaired, he was just acting over excited as a joke. The cat is known to be a jerk who has attacked before. Now maybe it's just me, but if you know your cat is a jerk, why not keep his nails trimmed? It's not hard. I mean, it's probably harder if you wait until the cat is an adult with a taste for blood, but it is doable. I've been doing it since I was a kid and at least half a dozen cats have put up with me giving them manicures. It doesn't totally eliminate scratches, but it makes them much less serious.
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Dec 26, 2016 16:42
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:From the article: There's quite a few people that are convinced they are spoiling their cat when they are really doing things that piss them off (e.g., shoving them in clothes, bathing them, carrying them everywhere, petting them too much/too rough, etc.).
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Dec 26, 2016 16:44
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If you thought that man was genuinely excited you clearly are not one of the 21 million people who've seen this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU Nope, clearly he's one of those autistics...
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Dec 26, 2016 16:51
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Mierenneuker posted:If you thought that man was genuinely excited you clearly are not one of the 21 million people who've seen this video. That was it for him. He hasn't been that happy about anything since, nor will he ever.
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Dec 26, 2016 17:23
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Facebook Aunt posted:The cat kicked his rear end so hard he needed stitches, lmbo. And? Who hasn't gotten stitches? Like I said, he'll live and the calls to have the cat put down are still ridiculous.
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oh dope posted:That was it for him. He hasn't been that happy about anything since, nor will he ever. Happy? Or horrified? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKEL4cUTOI4 A little off topic I know, sorry 
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mds2 posted:Is there a German word for going from extreme happiness to excruciating pain in a split second? I think it's known as the human condition.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:And? Who hasn't gotten stitches? Like I said, he'll live and the calls to have the cat put down are still ridiculous. I wouldn't put the cat down either. But if the cat has two inch scimitars at the end of each toe maybe consider trimming his nails. Or getting something to help wear them down. Or those dumb rubber tips. e: Also should probably get the cat checked out by a vet. Maybe the cat has some chronic pain or ear thing that is making him an aggressive shitlord.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I wouldn't put the cat down either. But if the cat has two inch scimitars at the end of each toe maybe consider trimming his nails. Or getting something to help wear them down. Or those dumb rubber tips. Do you want to risk being the one to do it?
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I'm thinking a cat that attacks poo poo like that is probably jumpy enough that trying to trim its nails is a (bloody) losing proposition. My girlfriend's cat is a fat lazy gently caress, and he's a handful to trim sometimes. Those caps are probably a decent bet, but they're not cheap and you have to keep up with them. (They start to come off after as little as a week, sometimes.) Gas all cats, replace with dogges. 
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The reason you know the guy isn't autistic is because he cannot correctly read the behavior or motivation of cats, which are themselves all autistic
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Tjadeth posted:The reason you know the guy isn't autistic is because he cannot correctly read the behavior or motivation of cats, which are themselves all autistic
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Mierenneuker posted:If you thought that man was genuinely excited you clearly are not one of the 21 million people who've seen this video. Man, I love that video so much Here they are now, prepping for the Switch:
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Slime posted:Do you want to risk being the one to do it? It's not hard honestly. First it helps if you are someone the cat trusts and likes, so he's relaxed around you. When he's snoozing just fiddle with his paws a bit, so he's used to you doing it. Then, again when he's relaxed and snoozing, trim just a couple nail tips, until he starts to tense up -- then give him some treats he loves. It's very important to not hit the quick, just take the very tip, because if you hurt him everything will get so much worse. Even if you're only able to do one paw at a time before the cat starts tensing up, you can just go back on other days to do the other paws. As long as he always 100% of the time gets a treat after getting his nails did he'll soon learn that trimming leads to treats and tolerate it. And if that doesn't work . . . cat straitjacket and muzzle.  LOL your cat is a gimp.
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Dec 26, 2016 18:09
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Facebook Aunt posted:Schadenfreude: I could've used on of those on a cat we used to have. She was normally calm and docile, but would absolutely freak out when I tried to change her flea collar. After suffering nasty lacerations down both arms it got to the stage where I could only do it by wearing an old leather jacket and gardening gauntlets so I could grab her and wrap her safely up in a bath-towel, and even then she would her best to bite the crap out of me.
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Facebook Aunt posted:
The feline representative for the Indianapolis 500.
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Hi, welcome! Oh, while you are here don't make any loud noises or quick movements. The cat will attack you and I don't want to drive you to the emergency room for stitches. If it happens it's your own fault for not reading the cats body language. Yeah better leave the kids in the car... Anyway, so glad to see you, come on in, make yourself at home.
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Bates posted:Hi, welcome! Oh, while you are here don't make any loud noises or quick movements. The cat will attack you and I don't want to drive you to the emergency room for stitches. If it happens it's your own fault for not reading the cats body language. Yeah better leave the kids in the car... Anyway, so glad to see you, come on in, make yourself at home. Forget it Bates, its Pet Islandtown.
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Bates posted:Hi, welcome! Oh, while you are here don't make any loud noises or quick movements. The cat will attack you and I don't want to drive you to the emergency room for stitches. If it happens it's your own fault for not reading the cats body language. Yeah better leave the kids in the car... Anyway, so glad to see you, come on in, make yourself at home. Just kick it if it acts up.
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Dec 26, 2016 21:03
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If you're a full sized human and a cat is too much for you, then maybe that's a hint to hit the gym.
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But really, I don't think anyone in history has been sad about a shrieking human getting taken out by a wild animal.
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Dec 26, 2016 21:07
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Latest footage coming in
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Kay Kessler posted:How old is that dude? Once you're over twenty, you lose the right to get that loving excited about opening a present. I dunno, I got pretty excited when I got my droid this christmas. But then again, I didn't fwail around.
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Dec 26, 2016 21:11
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it's been said multiple times that the dude was acting so excited as a joke for a video
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Dec 26, 2016 21:13
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And he got an even better video out of it
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He wasn't yelling "it's just a prank!" when he got attacked so I don't believe it was a joke.
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Sorry dudes that cat should die, immediately.
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From a few pages backSappo569 posted:It's almost like kids are actively trying to kill themselves at all times Powaqoatse posted:Yes, that's their job. Parents' job is to prevent our own from dying. Funny you should say that: http://store.steampowered.com/app/427730/
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Christmas carol service accidentally prints Tupac Shakur's 'Hail Mary' http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/ch...0511dea5ffe5758 Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 22:22 on Dec 26, 2016 |
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Captainsalami posted:All cats suck. Just cause an animal can look cute doesnt make it a good pet. :indeed:
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Dec 26, 2016 22:18
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Hyperlynx posted:From a few pages back  That's a pretty funky looking baby.
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Having a pet that wishes you dead is winning, dogs are like nature's yes men and lead to weakness and complacency #tigerblood
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Cat Prank GONE WRONG IN THE HOOD!
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Perhaps the answer to the cat problem is in the middle. Instead of putting it down just declaw the cat. Declawing is totally humane and in no way affects the cat's life.
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Hyperlynx posted:From a few pages back Does Dad's legs still compressing into his chest cavity when he wants to crouch?
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Bates posted:Hi, welcome! Oh, while you are here don't make any loud noises or quick movements. The cat will attack you and I don't want to drive you to the emergency room for stitches. If it happens it's your own fault for not reading the cats body language. Yeah better leave the kids in the car... Anyway, so glad to see you, come on in, make yourself at home. It warms my Christmas heart to know that cat owners live the life of abused spouses, justifying their pets violence Get a dog, you loving scrubs
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