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Ten Becquerels posted:
Thanks for the link, that thread is amazing. For those who don't have platinum and really want to see SA elf dicks:  http://i.imgur.com/eX8zXXb.jpg http://i.imgur.com/5qkXHDL.jpg
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Jestery posted:https://imgur.com/a/zyJcP#rNekyYe the bananas ahahaha
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Ten Becquerels posted:Added NWS tags to be safe, but seriously it's a thread about making dildos. There are a lot of photos of dildos. And a goddamn enormous silicone Yoshi egg that a guy bought to shove up his rear end.
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:And a goddamn enormous silicone Yoshi egg that a guy bought to shove up his rear end. I think it's worth noting that they didn't succeed in shoving the Yoshi egg up their butt, unlike the buyer of this monstrosity, who both got their purchase up their butt and wondered whether they should get a bigger version (to shove up their butt).No clue how you settle on dildo crafting as a hobby or even think of it as one in the first place, but the guy got some great stories out of it.
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that its a bottle of root beer for size comparison makes so much sense to me for some reason
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poly and open-minded posted:that its a bottle of root beer for size comparison makes so much sense to me for some reason Are you Australian?
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Ten Becquerels posted:No clue how you settle on dildo crafting as a hobby or even think of it as one in the first place, but the guy got some great stories out of it. If you read the thread (which you should, it's interesting even outside the elf dongs), he goes into it. Apparently boutique dildos are big money and most makers are a bunch of assholes, so by working by word of mouth and charging not-exploitative prices he was able to have some fun sculpting and casting things and got to give a lot of people their custom fantasy sparkledogdragon dicks.
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Nuevo posted:If you read the thread (which you should, it's interesting even outside the elf dongs), he goes into it. Apparently boutique dildos are big money and most makers are a bunch of assholes, so by working by word of mouth and charging not-exploitative prices he was able to have some fun sculpting and casting things and got to give a lot of people their custom fantasy sparkledogdragon dicks. 'exploitative animal dildo prices' weirdos with casting ovens in their garages have obtained a monopoly and are currently taking advantage of the 'needs to get hosed by venosaur' population by charging more than the vibrator aisle of spencer's gifts for their horrifying independently created sex toys
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How do all of these people know what animal dicks look like
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Dec 26, 2016 20:13
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Do those elf dicks have a joint?
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goose willis posted:How do all of these people know what animal dicks look like Internet?
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goose willis posted:How do all of these people know what animal dicks look like Someones never grown up on a farm
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goose willis posted:How do all of these people know what animal dicks look like At one point there was a Weekend Web article covering the forums of a website called Catcollection, a furry site functioning as a repository of animal penis photographs.
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Jestery posted:https://imgur.com/a/zyJcP#rNekyYe
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AlbieQuirky posted:Are you Australian? not to my knowledge
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toiletbrush posted:I don't mean to sound like a prude, but is piercing the non-clitorissed end of the vaginor something that happens? You're adorable. Its done enough they gave it its own name: the fourchette.
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:At one point there was a Weekend Web article covering the forums of a website called Catcollection, a furry site functioning as a repository of animal penis photographs. I remember that site because I follow a wildlife photographer on flickr with the same username as one of those weirdos.
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Dienes posted:You're adorable. Most people get them fouchettes and giggles.
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toiletbrush posted:I don't mean to sound like a prude, but is piercing the non-clitorissed end of the vaginor something that happens? If there is a patch of skin on the body someone, somewhere has pierced it.
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Dec 27, 2016 01:58
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Otana posted:If there is a patch of skin on the body someone, somewhere has pierced it. Like their achilles, or at least the space behind it.
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I mean, I guess if you want to give up your immortality
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Megabound posted:Like their achilles, or at least the space behind it. Wouldn't that make it really painful to walk?
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Nuevo posted:If you read the thread (which you should, it's interesting even outside the elf dongs), he goes into it. Apparently boutique dildos are big money and most makers are a bunch of assholes, so by working by word of mouth and charging not-exploitative prices he was able to have some fun sculpting and casting things and got to give a lot of people their custom fantasy sparkledogdragon dicks. Word of mouth you say
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toiletbrush posted:I don't mean to sound like a prude, but is piercing the non-clitorissed end of the vaginor something that happens? Do not actually click this link or any link to BME ever
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John Big Booty posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfupO4ZzPs 
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Megabound posted:Like their achilles, or at least the space behind it. That kid in the beginning of MGSV had rusty bolts screwed into his Achilles. Really sets the tone of brutality for the game. To do it voluntarily...
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I feel like that would create a hygiene issue.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Most people get them fouchettes and giggles. 
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Inzombiac posted:That kid in the beginning of MGSV had rusty bolts screwed into his Achilles. Really sets the tone of brutality for the game. Ground Zeros was rough, but I feel the moment you Fulton your first soldier out in Phantom Pain you also smash right though that seriousness into rocket punching dudes in the dick.
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Inzombiac posted:That kid in the beginning of MGSV had rusty bolts screwed into his Achilles. Really sets the tone of brutality for the game. "I give you SAHALANTHRUPUS!!" "Sir, what are the holes in its lower calf?" "SAHALANTHRUPUS!!"
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Khazar-khum posted:Where are his legs? He's a really lovely djinn
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FrozenVent posted:I learned nothing new by scrolling down. I think this guy is the younger brother of a guy I went to school with. They got kicked out of a Sikh cult because they were too weird, so this seems right in line.
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Awkward and ugly.quote:My [36f] son [15M] threw and stomped on a xbox game he got for christmas because it was not the one he wanted. My husband wants to let it go
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Not defending the kid or his lovely parents but lol at some person who works at a games store at Christmastime thinking some woman's kid wants a two and a half year old game
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Trig Discipline posted:paleovagina I can't keep up with these fad diets.
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