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Synthbuttrange posted:“HELD DOWN IN ART CLASS, CLASSMATE SHOVED SEQUINS DOWN THROAT” “PLAYING WITH A BLOW DART GUN, BLEW THE PIN OUT, IT HIT THE WALLFLEW BACK INTO PATIENTS THROAT AND HE SWALLOWED IT” Also this one: In vagina: CIGARETTES AND LIGHTER
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GotLag posted:No they're not, they're bricklayers engaged in bricklaying. Except that no Australian would ever call them bricklayers.
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The Lone Badger posted:Except that no Australian would ever call them bricklayers. What are they? Brickies?
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Atticus_1354 posted:What are they? Brickies? Clay-biscuit rowey-puttey.
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oval office = mate. "Oi oval office, how's ya beer?" Mate = oval office. "oi mate, get off my missus" It's a complex language. Also I wonder if the time they took to set those top pavers up was a net gain.
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loving hell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBBK2hjcPuA this is my fave trainspotter vid
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120mm White Phosphorus Mortar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQWyzk-N6ro mis-fire.
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From the amazing AI 14" thread, on the topic of split ring truck wheels:kastein posted:The second clip in this video has better quality I think... Just noticed, a bunch of these I've only ever seen as gifs with no audio. Dude getting decked by the rail he was cutting got warned, stepped back a bit, and still caught it in the face. Nuevo fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Dec 26, 2016 |
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HEY NONG MAN posted:What is the invisible thing happening at 1:00? Truck at the top of the hill had a cable attached to it that gets pulled taught catching that guy in the gut. I had to watch it twice myself since I was watching the truck and then suddenly the guy in the middle ground goes flying.
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HEY NONG MAN posted:What is the invisible thing happening at 1:00? Hard to see on my phone, but if I had to guess one of the tow cables snapped and whacked him good. Stranded steel cable moves fast when it finally breaks like that. Synthetic rope doesn't really do that.
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tumblr hype man posted:Hard to see on my phone, but if I had to guess one of the tow cables snapped and whacked him good. Stranded steel cable moves fast when it finally breaks like that. Synthetic rope doesn't really do that. A coworker of my dad died from that. The cable whipped back and pierced his side. Left a small round hole and tore up his insides. Scary stuff and the reason I am super safety man when it comes to winching or working with cable.
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Mommmmm....quote:“SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”
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FOUND PILLS (AND ATE THEM) https://youtu.be/--HSUhku6tM "Heeellllp..."
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Police have released a sketch of the suspect: 
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Platystemon posted:Police have released a sketch of the suspect: Hahahahahahaha you bastard
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Crazy Ted posted:It's time for that annual favorite: What Did We Get Stuck in Our Rectums This Year? An interactive theatre thing I went to often this year had an actor lose his earpiece into his ear. All the actors were supposed to wear concealed earpieces to let them hear what was going on and what way the story was progressing so they could hit every cue while surrounded by players, but he shoved it in so deep during the afternoon show that they couldn't get it out until after the evening show. He never wore it again and just relied on memory and improv.
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"tumblr hype posted:Synthetic rope doesn't really do that. Here's a half hour of naval officers with hypnotic moustaches and missing limbs OSHAing about how wrong you are. https://youtu.be/LGH_GUbdTeQ
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shame on an IGA posted:Here's a half hour of naval officers with hypnotic moustaches and missing limbs OSHAing about how wrong you are. There was also a deadly accident aboard the Sailing Ship Columbia at Disneyland back in 1998. A cast member threw a rope from the ship around the anchor point when they thought the ship was coming in too fast and tried to brake it before it overshot, and the hemp rope used to tie it down had been replaced with cheaper nylon. Whereas hemp would have broken, the elastic nylon stretched and snapped, whipping a cleat from the ship into the head of a park guest and fatally injuring him.
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shame on an IGA posted:Here's a half hour of naval officers with hypnotic moustaches and missing limbs OSHAing about how wrong you are. Man those sunglasses are on-point too.
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Synthbuttrange posted:Ugh put on a high vis vest at least I see all kinds of safety issues there, no high vis jacket no hard hat, non-csa approved footwear. Just a terrible showing all around.
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My car got hit by a truck tire rolling downhill yesterday! That was a weird couple of moments where I realized there was a loving tire coming at me and I had nowhere to maneuver and poo poo it's bouncing and gently caress *duck behind the dashboard* and thankfully it just nailed my bumper.
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When I was in telco, we laid the ladder racks at a new switch. The building had suffered some major construction setbacks, and they kinda cobbled it together. The longest hall we had to hang threaded rods from had been so poorly constructed that it shrunk as you walked down it. I had to mount these rods from the ceiling beams the whole length of the hall, which was massively long. There was only one place at the far end to squeeze up between the duct work and beams, because the hallway shrunk. So I had to belly shimmer the whole length of this hall, then install these rods on my back, surrounded by glass tipped halon sprinklers, all the way back to the hole I could fit in. If I'd have bumped one of those with a rod, it would have been a real fun escape.
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Drunk Nerds posted:Why is he flailing around here, exactly? Showing off?
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Drunk Nerds posted:Why is he flailing around here, exactly? theres a trend of people breaking into construction sites and hanging off of really high stuff because its cool as poo poo and gets them you tube ad revenue
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This sort of thing always induces a bit of vertigo in me. Plus, all it would take is a big gust of wind (not all that rare at that height) and he's a red splat on the ground below.
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Max Hammer posted:This sort of thing always induces a bit of vertigo in me. Plus, all it would take is a big gust of wind (not all that rare at that height) and he's a red splat on the ground below. Sorry bout your boring life.
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A russian chess grandmaster recently died trying that stuff. http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/russian-chess-grandmaster-20-dies-in-parkour-fall-1.3178719 chess grandmaster at 17, fell off the 12th story of an apartment building at 20 trying to jump between balconies.
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