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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

The Ape of Naples posted:

I need to make a list of Cameron Mitchell MST3k/Rifftrax movies.

There just needs to be more Cameron Mitchell movies on Rifftrax.

Also more Reb Brown movies.

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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Ensign_Ricky posted:

There just needs to be more Cameron Mitchell movies on Rifftrax.

Raw Force would be perfect for RiffTrax, although it probably has too much nudity.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

There just needs to be more Cameron Mitchell movies on Rifftrax.

Also more Reb Brown movies.

I think Reb Brown's Captain America would be a lovely riff.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Vicissitude posted:

I think Reb Brown's Captain America would be a lovely riff.

Both of them.


Although I still hold out blissful hope for Yor to one day grace the library.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



I wonder if RiffTrax would ever be interested in Tea Making Tips?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnvYymrCn4g

You do not want your tea to be insipid, that much I can tell you.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



I bought Cyber Tracker and Duck and Cover with the $10. I didn't understand what was happening in Cyber Tracker very much.

Duck and Cover was pretty loving bizarre. I'd never actually watched it all the way through.

WhiteHowler
Apr 3, 2001

I'M HUGE!

Evil Mastermind posted:

Does this Whizzo thing ever actually end? Legit question.
Still more watchable than Rollergator.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

WhiteHowler posted:

Still more watchable than Rollergator.
Given that I only had to pause and take a few breathers while watching Whizzo, and it took me three separate attempts on three separate days to watch Rollergator, I'll have to agree with you.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Evil Mastermind posted:

Given that I only had to pause and take a few breathers while watching Whizzo, and it took me three separate attempts on three separate days to watch Rollergator, I'll have to agree with you.

Rollergator does answer the question, "Does anything really STAR Joe Estevez?"

The answer is, of course, no.

Ajax 99
Jul 14, 2006
Kibbles 'n bits? I think not!
Buglord
It's sad to think that all the Whizzo cast and crew spent the holiday sick in bed with whatever disease that little girl had.

<cough>

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I was old the moment the short said Tea Car. I don't remember which rifftrax person lurks in this thread but I promise I will spend $20 plus the cost of the short if this gets made into a short.

I would do that anyways, to be honest. I have a problem.

I hope we get more MST3K crossovers like the one with Bez in the 2016 holiday special.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Man, Deadly Prey is pretty amazing on a lot of levels. I feel like this was two films with the same staff/crew that were shuffled together like a deck of cards.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
"You know, I'm going to buy http://wellnowivegotthattoworryabout.com/ and redirect it to a picture of a dog licking itself." - Bill Corbett

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I don't remember hearing that line, where's it from?

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

RandomPauI posted:

I don't remember hearing that line, where's it from?

It's from Whizzo's Christmas Circus.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Bob James posted:

"You know, I'm going to buy http://wellnowivegotthattoworryabout.com/ and redirect it to a picture of a dog licking itself." - Bill Corbett

amazing

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Bob James posted:

"You know, I'm going to buy http://wellnowivegotthattoworryabout.com/ and redirect it to a picture of a dog licking itself." - Bill Corbett

I feel like that dog's got paw problems.

Paper Kaiju
Dec 5, 2010

atomic breadth

The Ape of Naples posted:

I feel like that dog's got paw problems.

Not really, it looks like it's
just old and desperately needs its feet scissored and its paw pads shaved.

I'm a dog groomer by trade, and that video drives me far more nuts than the Whizzo film did.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Bob James posted:

"You know, I'm going to buy http://wellnowivegotthattoworryabout.com/ and redirect it to a picture of a dog licking itself." - Bill Corbett

"ASMR"

In other news, it looks like the email for the new Bridget & Jo short got sent out early, 'cause there's no store page for it. But it's going to be for The Home Of The Future: Year 1999 A.D..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RRxqg4G-G4

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

Evil Mastermind posted:

"ASMR"

In other news, it looks like the email for the new Bridget & Jo short got sent out early, 'cause there's no store page for it. But it's going to be for The Home Of The Future: Year 1999 A.D..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RRxqg4G-G4

I got this with the Cyber Monday sale. I assumed it was already out :shrug:.

It's very good though, worth buying.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Drastic Actions posted:

I got this with the Cyber Monday sale. I assumed it was already out :shrug:.

It's very good though, worth buying.

Really? Huh, I just figured it was a mistake because the link to the store page didn't work.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I'd love to have Bridget singing Party like it's 1999 as a ringtone.

Fezz
Aug 31, 2001

You should feel ashamed.
The Home of the Future was a Kickstarter reward, that's how I got it anyway.

Lester Shy
May 1, 2002

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
:psyduck: - my reaction for the entire duration of The Guy From Harlem.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
See, I was able to get through Balloonland and Rollergator no problem, but Whizzo has proven to be too much so far.

Holy poo poo that guy just keeps talking and talking, I'd say he was on coke if it wasn't the 60s and he wasn't clearly on heroin.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Lester Shy posted:

:psyduck: - my reaction for the entire duration of The Guy From Harlem.

The first ~30 minutes are pretty entertaining on their own, but around that point you start to realize the entire movie is like this and it never picks up after that. It's a tremendously boring movie and I'm not even sure the riffs salvage it. I can't see myself ever watching it again.

Kojiro
Aug 11, 2003

LET'S GET TO THE TOP!
Man, seriously? I've rewatched Guy From Harlem like 5 times! It dips a little at the end but the majority is gold.

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
The best part of Whizzo is when the gun comes out. For a few moments it seems like it's going to end the only way it could.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

girth brooks part 2 posted:

The best part of Whizzo is when the gun comes out. For a few moments it seems like it's going to end the only way it could.

That one girl who looked so pissed to be there would been the one to use it too.

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

The trivia section on Whizzo's (well, Frank Wiziarde's) IMDB page has some good stuff:

quote:

Invited by Ronald Reagan to entertain the children at the 1983 Easter Egg Hunt.
H. Roe Bartle (former Kansas City mayor) once stated that if Kids could vote, Whizzo would be mayor.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Man, watching that Whizzo movie and all these other shorts really goes a long way to explain how and why baby boomers are so incredibly hosed up.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Rirse posted:

That one girl who looked so pissed to be there would been the one to use it too.

Well, then he would have had that to worry about.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The fact that someone went out of their way to preserve Whizzo is so loving bizarre. The entire thing comes off as the rambling of an insane person. Especially the part where he's constantly muttering to himself.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
This is from Balloonland but it still applies; "It was a stupider, simpler time."

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

While watching Whizzo (:psyduck:) it occurred to me that this sort of crap was playing along side the KTMA Mystery Science Theater 3000.

BDawg
May 19, 2004

In Full Stereo Symphony
Can someone recommend not to miss Rifftrax episodes?

I've seen the following:

Birdemic (live)
Whizzo the Clown
Manos (live)
Carnival of Souls (live)
Mega Force (my favorite)
Breaker, Breaker
Nightmare at Noon
Man from Harlem

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
If you want to go insane try Fun In Balloon Land and Rollergator.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
"I Believe in Santa Claus" and "Santa's Villiage of Madness" are two non-live Christmas-time classics. "This is Hormel" is a solid short (About 20 minutes). As for Bridge and Mary Jo stuff I prefer "Life in the Suburbs" over "A Word to the Wives". The latter seems more popular and higher rated though.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


BDawg posted:

Can someone recommend not to miss Rifftrax episodes?

I've seen the following:

Birdemic (live)
Whizzo the Clown
Manos (live)
Carnival of Souls (live)
Mega Force (my favorite)
Breaker, Breaker
Nightmare at Noon
Man from Harlem

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (live). Don't worry, most of the movie isn't even Christmas related.
Cool as Ice
Ghosthouse
Last Slumber Party
Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare
ROTOR
Star Wars Holiday Special
The Wizard

But if I had to choose just one -- and since you've already seen Guy From Harlem -- I suggest Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare. Much of it is boring and dry for a horror movie, but nothing can prepare you for the final ten minutes.

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3 A.M. Radio
Nov 5, 2003

Workin' too hard can give me
A heart attACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!
You oughtta' know by now...

BDawg posted:

Can someone recommend not to miss Rifftrax episodes?

I've seen the following:

Birdemic (live)
Whizzo the Clown
Manos (live)
Carnival of Souls (live)
Mega Force (my favorite)
Breaker, Breaker
Nightmare at Noon
Man from Harlem

I'll second Santa Claus Meets the Ice Cream Bunny Live.

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