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Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus
http://imgur.com/gallery/nJ0et

http://i.imgur.com/s1p5io5.png

the OP never specifies gender but this is some of the responses:

http://i.imgur.com/HTErnYd.png

http://i.imgur.com/bsl0m4t.png

Some are catching on to the omission but it's still funny.

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du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Zephyrine posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/nJ0et

http://i.imgur.com/s1p5io5.png

the OP never specifies gender but this is some of the responses:

http://i.imgur.com/HTErnYd.png

http://i.imgur.com/bsl0m4t.png

Some are catching on to the omission but it's still funny.

What

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Bloopsy posted:

Saw this a few days ago on my Facebook feed and it took every ounce of willpower not to touch the dookie:



I mean just look at the president elect, the great orange one, he who was tiny hands but a big mouth, Donald j Trump.

Panic! at Nabisco
Jun 6, 2007

it seemed like a good idea at the time

Fathis Munk posted:

I mean just look at the president elect, the great orange one, he who was tiny hands but a big mouth, Donald j Trump.
It's actually pretty incredible how much he embodies every aspect on the right on that list. The only debatable one would be setting goals.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Tiggum posted:

The thing I don't get about these "force lazy people to get jobs" people is, who are you going to force to employ these useless bludgers? You're going to tell some business that they have to pay someone who'll show up late, do the job slowly and badly, have to be micromanaged at all times, and generally be a pain in the arse for their employer and coworkers. Or are lazy people who don't want to work supposed to magically transform into completely different people as soon as you give them a job?

You'll just have to properly incentivize them to work. Pain can be a fantastic motivator, maybe some kind of long rope or cord, so you could hit them from a distance?

TheShrike
Oct 30, 2010

You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

It's actually pretty incredible how much he embodies every aspect on the right on that list. The only debatable one would be setting goals.

Dude is president of the usa, setting goals is definitely something not "debatable" lol

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Zephyrine posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/nJ0et

http://i.imgur.com/s1p5io5.png

the OP never specifies gender but this is some of the responses:

http://i.imgur.com/HTErnYd.png

http://i.imgur.com/bsl0m4t.png

Some are catching on to the omission but it's still funny.

Thank you for this bad post, it's my favourite gift.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


More like "I'd be more interested in doing nerd poo poo if you weren't smelly perverts who think I'm just pretending to like Magic so I can have sex with you."

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAaaAAAaaAAaAA
AAAAAAAaAAAAAaaAAA
AAAA
AaAAaaA
AAaaAAAAaaaAAAAAAA
AaaAaaAAAaaaaaAA

She can't possibly be a nerd. She's in reasonably good physical shape with acceptable personal hygiene and tattoos that aren't the triforce.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Glagha posted:

She can't possibly be a nerd. She's in reasonably good physical shape with acceptable personal hygiene and tattoos that aren't the triforce.

Nerdshaming

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


How do you shame that which has no shame?

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Guest2553 posted:

How do you shame that which has no shame?

How does someone who doesn't shower get even more disgusting?

It adds on.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Oh so this was the "Funny" Imgur was talking about when they were bitching the selfies were pushing the funny off of Imgur on Christmas.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
http://imgur.com/gallery/qwabk

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Bloopsy posted:

Saw this a few days ago on my Facebook feed and it took every ounce of willpower not to touch the dookie:



Rich and powerful people have been known throughout history for being forgiving.

ThePlague-Daemon
Apr 16, 2008

~Neck Angels~

But that photo has women in it.

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Ah yes, my favorite meme animal "Hateful Bigot Man".

I have no idea what those pictures are from, but imgur loves putting "truths" on them. :cripes:

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Your Computer posted:

Ah yes, my favorite meme animal "Hateful Bigot Man".

I have no idea what those pictures are from, but imgur loves putting "truths" on them. :cripes:

"Well technically they deserved to die" :fuckoff:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Fired

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

No, she went back to work this month AFAIK. The mayor quit though.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Your Computer posted:

Ah yes, my favorite meme animal "Hateful Bigot Man".

I have no idea what those pictures are from, but imgur loves putting "truths" on them. :cripes:

They're from a State Farm ad

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Subjunctive posted:

No, she went back to work this month AFAIK. The mayor quit though.

According to an article today, she was fired

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/nonprofit-leader-wrote-racist-michelle-obama-post-fired-44417731

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.





"accidentally"

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


Nice!

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

Regalingualius posted:

"accidentally"

I like to imagine that guys Christmas List:

1) Dangan Ronpa 2 keychain
2) New Hiking Boots
3) Selection box
4) Zootopia DVD
5) Just a big ol' crate o' hentai
6) New volleyball (old one has a suspicious hole in it)

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
Vaguely amusing story: around 2003 I was planning on closing out my Paypal account because of all the problems they were giving a ton of people I knew. So I went on ebay and found this listing of "27 DVD anime sampler" that, after shipping, cost exactly what was left in the account to the penny. It's a sign! So I hit buy it now, empty and close my Paypal account, and a few days later I get this plain brown box. Open it up and it's 27 burned discs, all completely unlabeled outside of being numbered with a sharpie. So I pop the first one in, and it's La Blue Girl. And the next one is Bible Black. And the next is that laughable bad Sailor Moon/DBZ mashup hentai I forget the name of. All 27 discs are various flavors of hentai.

So now every now and then my friends and I will buy some beers, randomly generate a number 1-27, and watch whatever's on it while getting drunk and laughing our asses off because hentai is really funny. Best $6.38 I ever spent.

gaydad
Mar 23, 2015
There's a guy on Facebook who shared an article that the Ohio State knife attacker was influenced by a microaggressions class he took and that "SJWs" are responsible for it. By making him feel more oppressed than he really is. :smuggo:

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Yawgmoth posted:

Vaguely amusing story: around 2003 I was planning on closing out my Paypal account because of all the problems they were giving a ton of people I knew. So I went on ebay and found this listing of "27 DVD anime sampler" that, after shipping, cost exactly what was left in the account to the penny. It's a sign! So I hit buy it now, empty and close my Paypal account, and a few days later I get this plain brown box. Open it up and it's 27 burned discs, all completely unlabeled outside of being numbered with a sharpie. So I pop the first one in, and it's La Blue Girl. And the next one is Bible Black. And the next is that laughable bad Sailor Moon/DBZ mashup hentai I forget the name of. All 27 discs are various flavors of hentai.

So now every now and then my friends and I will buy some beers, randomly generate a number 1-27, and watch whatever's on it while getting drunk and laughing our asses off because hentai is really funny. Best $6.38 I ever spent.

Hehe... just some buds, beers and a lil porno. just some guys drinkin and watching porn together 😀

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Then it all ends in them banging. I see no downside.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Yeah, do y'all wear white crystal necklaces when you do this?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

:same:

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

I wonder what kind of wacky hijinks they're gonna get into? I bet it's gonna be crazy!

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Yeah, do y'all wear white crystal necklaces when you do this?

:aaaaa:

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Yeah, do y'all wear white crystal necklaces when you do this?
Yes.

Totally unrelated, I have a bunch of crab in my freezer, you want some?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Yawgmoth posted:

Vaguely amusing story: around 2003 I was planning on closing out my Paypal account because of all the problems they were giving a ton of people I knew. So I went on ebay and found this listing of "27 DVD anime sampler" that, after shipping, cost exactly what was left in the account to the penny. It's a sign! So I hit buy it now, empty and close my Paypal account, and a few days later I get this plain brown box. Open it up and it's 27 burned discs, all completely unlabeled outside of being numbered with a sharpie. So I pop the first one in, and it's La Blue Girl. And the next one is Bible Black. And the next is that laughable bad Sailor Moon/DBZ mashup hentai I forget the name of. All 27 discs are various flavors of hentai.

So now every now and then my friends and I will buy some beers, randomly generate a number 1-27, and watch whatever's on it while getting drunk and laughing our asses off because hentai is really funny. Best $6.38 I ever spent.
http://www.theonion.com/article/ironic-porn-purchase-leads-to-unironic-ejaculation-1567

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I will never understand people who watch porn with their friends, even less so cartoon porn

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
I watched a porno blooper reel with my friend, but it was one she was in

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Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Zzulu posted:

I will never understand people who watch porn with their friends, even less so cartoon porn
It's like MTS3K, but the movies are as filthy as they are bad.

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