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Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Fiction posted:

nobody else is reporting on it but continue to cast aspersions in any stories which make you feel bad about holes in your narrative

why do you think no one else is reporting on it

do you think the mainstream media is in the tank with the Clinton campaign to smother hard-hitting stories from the writer of "Mainstream Media Outlets Cite Anonymous Sources Who ‘Believe’ It Was Russia" and "Sen. Warren Turns Her Back on Native Americans After Exploiting Them" and "Clinton Unveils Contemptuous Plan for Basement-Dwelling Millennials"?

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Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Thoguh posted:

So after 2018, when the Republicans are able to convene a constitutional convention. what do you think the 28th amendment is gonna be?

Removing Jus Soli.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Main Paineframe posted:

why do you think no one else is reporting on it

do you think the mainstream media is in the tank with the Clinton campaign to smother hard-hitting stories from the writer of "Mainstream Media Outlets Cite Anonymous Sources Who ‘Believe’ It Was Russia" and "Sen. Warren Turns Her Back on Native Americans After Exploiting Them" and "Clinton Unveils Contemptuous Plan for Basement-Dwelling Millennials"?

its because 5 people are gonna click on an article like that

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
most of the whole "no one covered bernie" narrative can be entirely attributed to ad money. bernie doesnt really generate clicks unless it involves some sort of conflict narrative. most bernie news stories are "bernie says trump bad" or "bernie doesnt like thing, plans to work against it"

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


anime was right posted:

most of the whole "no one covered bernie" narrative can be entirely attributed to ad money. bernie doesnt really generate clicks unless it involves some sort of conflict narrative. most bernie news stories are "bernie says trump bad" or "bernie doesnt like thing, plans to work against it"

what else does he do though

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Fiction posted:

nobody else is reporting on it but continue to cast aspersions in any stories which make you feel bad about holes in your narrative

Well Hill Folk like copying their leader and avoid unpleasant facts.

The Midwest are in the bag, if we don't spend any resources there Trump will be tricked into not flipping those states!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

UHD posted:

what else does he do though

Obtained $14 billion dollars in funding for free community health clinics

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

UHD posted:

what else does he do though

thats the issue in an ad driven news system, hes a squeaky clean broken record who refuses to generate controversy.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Grondoth posted:

Removing Jus Soli.

Yea rigorously defining a citizen to be property owning, married, and of "good standing" within the community, would be a pretty major undermining of the civil rights progress of the past 60 years.

That might be a little too ballsy though.

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug
for the record, the republicans are not one state legislature away from rewriting the constitution and i doubt they'd try it anyway because of what a massive national clusterfuck a constitutional convention would be

but yes jus soli would be the first thing to go

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

anime was right posted:

most of the whole "no one covered bernie" narrative can be entirely attributed to ad money. bernie doesnt really generate clicks unless it involves some sort of conflict narrative. most bernie news stories are "bernie says trump bad" or "bernie doesnt like thing, plans to work against it"

are you kidding me

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
if i were clinton i would have rather had bernie's coverage than the coverage she got

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
If I were Clinton I would hari-kiri right away

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
It's gonna suck for her to see the horror wrought by the orange man and feel the weight of personal responsibility for all that entails lmfao jk she doesn't give a gently caress and blames the voters

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
If I were Clinton I'd be Full Communism Now instead of running for selfish egomaniacal reasons.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
If I were Clinton I'd schlick off on a massive mountain of wall street money forever and lol daily at how hosed everyone on earth for the next 100 years is because I couldn't beat the sex crime TV man

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
I'm Clinton

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
I lust for goon death

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

If I were Clinton I'd be Full Communism Now instead of running for selfish egomaniacal reasons.

She will be back to run in 2020

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

HorseRenoir posted:

for the record, the republicans are not one state legislature away from rewriting the constitution and i doubt they'd try it anyway because of what a massive national clusterfuck a constitutional convention would be

but yes jus soli would be the first thing to go

good gently caress jus soli !

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
That was a joke made rp'ing in character as killary killton, killer of goons. I do NOT lust for goon death.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
except my own, of course

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

WOO!!
Oh yeah!

Bernin' around at the speed of sound
Got places to go
Got to vote out the Cheeto

Can't stick around, have to keep bernin' on
Big bankers ahead
They'll want government handouts

Just keep on bernin' ahead
No time for Clinton
Vote for Sanders instead

They were wrong to trust Hillary
The only winner was Bernie

D J T
Victory
The Democrats shouldn't have voted for Hillary

Bernie Sanders
would have won

D J T
Victory
The Democrats shouldn't have voted for Hillary

Bernie Sanders was way better
Hillary bad

Oh yeah!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
i take everything i said on the topic back, we gotta cut this song lyrics poo poo out

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

im never on time for this poo poo

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Someone find the something awful city escape sing along from like 8 years ago.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Heaven Spacey posted:

WOO!!
Oh yeah!

Bernin' around at the speed of sound
Got places to go
Got to vote out the Cheeto

Can't stick around, have to keep bernin' on
Big bankers ahead
They'll want government handouts

Just keep on bernin' ahead
No time for Clinton
Vote for Sanders instead

They were wrong to trust Hillary
The only winner was Bernie

D J T
Victory
The Democrats shouldn't have voted for Hillary

Bernie Sanders
would have won

D J T
Victory
The Democrats shouldn't have voted for Hillary

Bernie Sanders was way better
Hillary bad

Oh yeah!

Nice.

Now do the "Eggman" one.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
Donald Trump is bad. Bernie Sanders is good.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Michael Bayleaf posted:

Donald Trump is bad. Bernie Sanders is good.

a take so hot its burning my fingers

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

if bernie is so good maybe u should marry him

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Fallen Hamprince posted:

if bernie is so good maybe u should marry him

Done.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


mazel tov on becoming jewish

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

redneck nazgul posted:

mazel tov on becoming jewish

oh god I've been eating leftover ham for the last few days. I guess this isn't going to work out after all

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Michael Bayleaf posted:

oh god I've been eating leftover ham for the last few days. I guess this isn't going to work out after all

I somehow doubt he'd make you convert.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Majorian posted:

I somehow doubt he'd make you convert.

no he told me I had to join the jewish collective. Or rather the hive queen told him to tell me that

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/813873897632305152

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

how long have you been on arrakis, etalian?

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
you must post without rhythm, to avoid the wrath of bern-hulud

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