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Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

philippe is standing on it

# ? Dec 27, 2016 23:56

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# ? May 15, 2024 09:27

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Improbable Lobster posted:

good post/username synergy here

# ? Dec 27, 2016 23:57

.Spec: Oct 4, 2001

duTrieux. posted:

S. Dakota is on the cusp of a breakthrough.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 00:03

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

.Spec posted:

S. Dakota is on the cusp of a breakthrough.

it's not what you're thinking, it's the native american reservation in the path of the dakota access pipeline

# ? Dec 28, 2016 00:06

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

# ? Dec 28, 2016 00:18

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

anthonypants posted:

good post/username synergy here

Improbable LODster

# ? Dec 28, 2016 01:16

Samuel L. ACKSYN: Feb 29, 2008

# ? Dec 28, 2016 01:39

Optimus_Rhyme: Apr 15, 2007; are you that mainframe hacker guy?

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

# ? Dec 28, 2016 01:45

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

http://i.imgur.com/MaRIsUn.png

# ? Dec 28, 2016 01:46

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

bray has to be the worst name i've heard in a while

# ? Dec 28, 2016 01:47

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

Beast of Bourbon posted:

http://i.imgur.com/MaRIsUn.png

WampaLord here with the wisdom

# ? Dec 28, 2016 01:48

Hello Spaceman: Jan 18, 2005; hop, skip, and jumpgate

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

i've seen his storage array. hundreds of tiny thumb drives plugged into USB hubs. it's tremendous.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 01:48

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Sapozhnik posted:

philippe is standing on it

He ain't standing on poo poo no more now that onstad has killed achewood again

# ? Dec 28, 2016 02:33

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

Improbable Lobster posted:

bray has to be the worst name i've heard in a while

i know like 5 black guys in their mid-to-late 20s named bray. it seems to be relatively common in that age bracket.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 02:43

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

He ain't standing on poo poo no more now that onstad has killed achewood again

he ain't got time for webcomics he's got the ground floor on coffee flavored soda syrup

# ? Dec 28, 2016 02:44

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

goddamnedtwisto posted:

a sneak preview of my 2016 performance report in life

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# ? Dec 28, 2016 02:47

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

http://www.polygon.com/2016/12/27/14088862/cops-arrest-oculus-executive-in-underage-sex-sting

quote:

A sting operation by police in Tukwila, Washington last week snared a top figure in Oculus VR�s leadership, reports Seattle-based NBC affiliate KING 5. Dov Katz, Oculus� head of computer vision, was arrested for �commercial sexual abuse of a minor,� according to a police report. He was booked on Dec. 21.

Charging documents obtained by Geekwire describe an incriminating text message exchange between a phone number later shown to be Katz� and an undercover officer working from an area hotel.

In those documents, the person Katz believes to be a prostitute first states she is over 18. She later asks Katz if he is comfortable being with someone younger, and he indicates he is.

quote:
Katz: how old are you anyway?

Officer Sudel: 19, u?

Katz: 30

Officer Sudel: K, younger girls ok with u?

Katz: Yes. More energy to keep up.

Officer Sudel: Can I be honest with u? I�m new to all this and a little younger than my ad says but I promise u won�t be disappointed.

Katz: How much younger?

Officer Sudel: 15 ... I�m sending my pic.

Officer Sudel: Just please don�t say anything ok?

Katz: Sure

Upon his arrest, police say Katz told them he was there to �rescue her and call the police.� Investigators informed him that he should have called them first.

The text messages cited in the charging report also included a discussion of Katz obtaining condoms, the number needed for the encounter, and whether the girl would consent to unprotected sex.

Katz joined Oculus in 2013, and stated that he is �leading Oculus� computer vision and machine learning group� on his LinkedIn profile.

Tukwila police said Katz originally responded to a sex for money ad on Backpage.com police placed as part of the sting operation, codenamed �Buyer Beware.�

A request for comment from Oculus sent this morning was not answered at the time of publication, and we�ve likewise reached out to the Tukwila police department for more information. Polygon will update this story as necessary.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 02:58

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

so is everyone involved in the Oculus a terrible person of some sort?

# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:02

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

so is everyone involved in the Oculus a terrible person of some sort?

yes

# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:05

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

Jerry Cotton posted:

Yeah I mean that's a pretty strong First Strip Ever.

phillipe is standing on it

e: lol beaten

# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:08

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

so is everyone involved in the Oculus a terrible person of some sort?

i won't stand here and let you talk poo poo about john car-

oh wait, nevermind. carmack left forever ago.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:14

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

gross

that's why you always play it safe and go
for finely aged milfs and grilfs. there are no laws about boning centenarians afaik

# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:29

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Phone posted:

oh wait, nevermind. carmack left forever ago.

He's currently CTO.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:31

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

minato posted:

He's currently CTO.

isn't he a huge libertarian

# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:32

George: Nov 27, 2004; No love for your made-up things.

http://www.polygon.com/2016/12/27/14088862/cops-arrest-oculus-executive-in-underage-sex-sting posted:

a top figure in Oculus VR�s leadership

http://www.polygon.com/2016/12/27/14088862/cops-arrest-oculus-executive-in-underage-sex-sting posted:

sting operation, codenamed �Buyer Beware.�

# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:35

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

https://twitter.com/thomas_violence/status/813912937555341312

# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:15

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

carmack is also a terrible person

# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:25

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Beast of Bourbon posted:

http://i.imgur.com/MaRIsUn.png

amazing

we're just finishing up the Battle of the Names and i'm still irritated that my top pick was taken by a goddamn westworld character

# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:28

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

As reported in David Kushner's Masters of Doom, when Carmack was 14, he broke into a school to help a group of kids steal Apple II computers. To gain entry to the building, Carmack concocted a sticky substance of thermite mixed with Vaseline that melted through the windows. However, an overweight accomplice struggled to get through the hole, and opened the window, setting off a silent alarm and alerting police. John was arrested, and sent for psychiatric evaluation (the report mentions 'no empathy for other human beings' and describes Carmack as 'a brain on legs'). Carmack was then sentenced to a year in a juvenile home.[3][4]

# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:29

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

hmm the similarities between him and other coders is astounduing

# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:35

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:38

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

choosing to pursue programming as a profession demonstrates a tremendous lack of empathy for other humans

# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:38

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

i sell drugs to people because I want to see their boners increase and hypertension disappear

# ? Dec 28, 2016 04:39

Analogue Kid: Jan 4, 2013

Improbable Lobster posted:

Street hookers trashier than I remember

# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:01

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

describes Carmack as 'a brain on legs'

His brainpower is phenomenal. I saw him give an hour-long talk where he had no slidedeck or notes, and he seemed to be rambling, jumping from topic to tangentially-related topic. The audience were looking at each other like he was off his meds. At the end he walked backwards through each topic ("popping the stack" as it were), tying it back to the last topic to make a coherent whole. It's an amazing feat of memory, if nothing else. He also never 'ums' or 'ahs', and he answers questions instantly with hyper-articulate and thoughtful answer.

Having said that, he does come across as a robot. I'm surprised he has any political philosophy at all, because it seems that he only thinks about is computers.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:04

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

minato posted:

I'm surprised he has any political philosophy at all, because it seems that he only thinks about is computers.

well ya coders are often libertarians because they think society works like a linux

# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:06

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

minato posted:

it seems that he only thinks about is computers.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:08

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

carmack is an excellent and textbook example of antisocial personality disorder (i.e. sociopathy)

# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:10

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Man not Carrie too.

I'm usually not about celebs but she seemed geniunely awesome.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:10

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# ? May 15, 2024 09:27

George: Nov 27, 2004; No love for your made-up things.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Man not Carrie too.

I'm usually not about celebs but she seemed geniunely awesome.

i wasn't down with this "2016 loving sucks" rhetoric but yup here we are

# ? Dec 28, 2016 05:20

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