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"Release Robin's Bra" is the best Howard Stern holiday song, but I can't get "Eric the TV show killer" out of my head.  Rest in peace, wack packers.
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Sushi Smell is pretty good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9kGS7ZRlD0 When you travel overseas it's not considered rape.
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Dec 25, 2016 21:34
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Did howard respond to this on the show? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLQ5ZG3H9eg
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Dec 25, 2016 22:30
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an adult beverage posted:Maybe Eric the Midget was right about not wanting to be in the Wack Pack. The average life expectancy for a typical Wack Packer has to be several standard deviations lower than the average life expectancy of a regular person. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/research-confirms-a-link-between-intelligence-and-life-expectancy/
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Dec 26, 2016 00:15
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George Michael just died. Him plus Joey Boots, and maybe Carrie Fisher is on the way out. The vacation curse strikes again.
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Dec 26, 2016 02:27
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When you're on vacation 300 days a year, I guess a lot of bad stuff will happen during vacation.
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Dec 26, 2016 03:14
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Former Human posted:Boots was pretty open about it. He used to snort lines on his webcam. Jesus Christ
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How do you stay that fat snorting coke? Seriously, I had a friend that lost 50bs in 2 months by taking a few toots and doing DDR on his Wii. I also have no idea how Artie gained weight snorting junk. The only drug I ever gained weight on was weed.
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Dec 26, 2016 04:53
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Bonzo posted:How do you stay that fat snorting coke? Seriously, I had a friend that lost 50bs in 2 months by taking a few toots and doing DDR on his Wii. I think reality distorts around the show. That's why Artie can do drugs yet gain weight, and why the people working for the show think Howard can blackball them from the entire entertainment industry despite people doing better after they leave the show. I would fear more for my career if Billy West didn't like me than Howard Stern.
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Dec 26, 2016 07:50
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Your friends are probably 22 where it is easy to lose weight It's hard when you hit 35 and after even if you do drugs
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Fun fact: people who are addicts tend to funnel their money towards their addiction which can lead to "dinner or drugs?" decisions which can lead to them not eating. Wealthy addicts can still afford both. Coke or meth isn't some magic calorie eliminator, the people on them just tend to decide to get high rather than eat so they just starve themselves. If you eat 4000 calories a day coke isn't going to magically remove 3500 from the equation.
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Dec 26, 2016 16:33
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Bonzo posted:How do you stay that fat snorting coke? Seriously, I had a friend that lost 50bs in 2 months by taking a few toots and doing DDR on his Wii. He probably did what Chris Farley used to do , just cut the coke with confectioner's sugar.
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Crotch Bat posted:Fun fact: people who are addicts tend to funnel their money towards their addiction which can lead to "dinner or drugs?" decisions which can lead to them not eating. Wealthy addicts can still afford both. dude. Cocaine, meth, and heroin all act as appetite suppressants. It's not all about income inequality.
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Look! A Horse! posted:dude. Cocaine, meth, and heroin all act as appetite suppressants. It's not all about income inequality. I can sort of maybe attest to this; I take Dexedrine for ADD, which is actually Dexedrine Amphetamine, and while now I'm only on 10mg daily (well, whatever day I decide to take it) and still eat, I used to be on 15mg, and my appetite went out the window. Kind of sucked, because when you come down from that, at the end of the day, you either feel extremely hungry, grumpy, or both. It's terrible. 10mg still allows for me to get hungry at normal times. Edit: I mean, as bad as 15mg was, it wasn't enough to make me want to walk to St Louis in a weekend. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Dec 26, 2016 |
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Look! A Horse! posted:dude. Cocaine, meth, and heroin all act as appetite suppressants. It's not all about income inequality. Elvis, Belushi, Farley, Artie, etc. People that like to eat will still eat whether or not they're on drugs provided they can afford it. Like I said, those drugs don't magically remove calories. Food addiction is every bit as real as a heroin addiction so no, Artie wasn't cleaning out Steak n' Shake when he was high but when he came down he ate and drank. The chemical responses your brain gets are very similar to drug use, it's the reason a lot of people gain weight after quitting drugs because they replace one reward for another. In Artie's case he's double dipping. I'm not saying poor skinny people become fat on drugs, I'm saying rich fat people can stay fat on drugs. Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Dec 26, 2016 |
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Dec 26, 2016 23:15
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Dec 26, 2016 23:43
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BobbyK posted:Who is Wood Yi and why is it suppose to be funny? I always thought it was a weird, perverted Woody Allen impersonation. Like, more perverted than the source material, I mean.
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BobbyK posted:Who is Wood Yi and why is it suppose to be funny? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKuMWCpxoj4 It's a bad Woody Allen impression done by a guy named Steve Fried who was an engineer at K-ROCK. I'm pretty sure that's the guy's real voice and they would just write things down for him to say. And yes that is Billy West which should tell you how long they've been doing this. I think they may have done it once or twice at Sirius as Steve sill worked for CBS radio. In typical fashion they (CBS) fired the guy a few years before he was to retire.
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Dec 27, 2016 00:01
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He was a very shy guy and actually didn't want to do the bits because it was embarrassing to him but did because he liked Howard a lot. They wrote some drat funny stuff for him, especially when they had an Asian celeb or model in studio.
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The best was when they roasted Howard during his divorce and KC brought in Wood Yi as a special guest roaster. Wood Yi started by saying "stop crying about your wife, you sound like a pussy human being" and then Howard dumped the rest of it and made Wood Yi leave. I can only imagine what else he said.
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Former Human posted:The best was when they roasted Howard during his divorce and KC brought in Wood Yi as a special guest roaster. Wood Yi started by saying "stop crying about your wife, you sound like a pussy human being" and then Howard dumped the rest of it and made Wood Yi leave. I can only imagine what else he said. http://www.marksfriggin.com/news00/2-14-00.htm quote:Wood Yi came in and said ''Stop crying about your wife you sound like a pussy human being..'' He went on to tell two more jokes but Howard had to hit the delay on both of them. Howard had to get rid of Wood Yi. He said he was hysterical but the jokes didn't belong on the air. Also quote:Jackie finished up with a Carnac type thing. He held up an envelope to his head and said ''Half and Half''.. He opened the envelope and said ''What did Alison get and how much of a fag is your new wife Ralph''.
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"Half a fag" has always been a hilarious insult to me for some reason.
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Well that makes a lot more sense now, thanks everyone. Another question. Where does the drop, "He's a faaaaag" come from?
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BobbyK posted:Well that makes a lot more sense now, thanks everyone. Another question. Where does the drop, "He's a faaaaag" come from? A therapy session with Tony Soprano.
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kolby posted:"Half a fag" has always been a hilarious insult to me for some reason. I think this is the first time I heard that term. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbfK79YHytw
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Bonzo posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKuMWCpxoj4 It's been so long since I listened to "Single Yellow Female". Thanks for digging this out. And Dice was a good guest. He's got some quickness and wit that doesn't come through in his stand-up shows.
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I'm not even gonna bother coming up with a reason for posting this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb-eN1W8BP0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LtNJbRz9cA
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haljordan posted:I'm not even gonna bother coming up with a reason for posting this. https://soundcloud.com/howardstern/sets/brand-new-beetlejuice-music I would pay 500 graaaaand to see Beet and Richard in concert.
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I know this thread is for HSS, but does anyone listen to Artie Quitter? I haven't listened to Stern in years and just now getting into more podcasts but Artie was always my favorite from the show so I'm curious what others here think of it. Worth the subscription? Best episodes to download? I did download a few of the recent free shows and they were OK. Artie needs a host like Howard who can run the show while he riffs on the side. He was a genius at it. Some of the people he has on his podcast are pretty boring. Not sure if the other episodes you only get access to for being a subscriber are higher in quality.
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Most are terrible but if he has a good guest like Jackie it's hilarious and a must listen. Jackie was on twice last week. I listen to it when I see it on youtube. Usually I'll get annoyed with Mario's voice and laugh and turn it off quickly. I wouldn't pay for it. I absolutely would if he had someone like Gilbert or Stuttering John or Jackie on permanently though.
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Sal's got something to say: https://twitter.com/salgovernale/status/814162420356751361 Counterpoint: https://twitter.com/Just__Rod/status/814162548845060096
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Coheed and Camembert posted:Sal's got something to say: What boycott is he referencing?
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JB50 posted:What boycott is he referencing? Which of the boycotts do you mean? He's talking about enacting one in response to another, and I think all he really needs is traction.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Which of the boycotts do you mean? He's talking about enacting one in response to another, and I think all he really needs is traction. god dammit, now I need to listen to that segment again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6j3X2S3_Nc
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Fun fact: Sal thought Wamu Theater was named after native americans.
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Imma vomit luva
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beep by grandpa posted:Imma vomit luva I feel repulsed just reading those words. You captured his pronunciation perfectly.
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Sand Monster posted:I feel repulsed just reading those words. You captured his pronunciation perfectly. Who said it originally?
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Who said it originally? Jeff "The Vomit Guy" Levy, who gets my vote for the vilest creature to ever set foot in the studio.
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