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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Data Graham posted:

To Whom It May Concern,




E: I mean I think this was literally a Tom Lehrer joke in 1965

"I don't have any reason to live. I want to die. I wish I was dead more and more every day."
At first I was like :same:

But then "​Millennials are bigots. They mostly only date other Millennials."

Duh, most generations are/have been this way, its not bigotry, its just most people dont want to date someone from their parent's generation. Why do so many older men feel entitled to young women, like its some fault with the women for not wanting to date a guy 10+ years older than them? This guy makes a lot of demands without offering anything in return except being a mopey entitled gross gently caress.

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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Bismuth posted:

This guy makes a lot of demands without offering anything in return except being a mopey entitled gross gently caress.

That's not true, didn't you read how his jizz literally makes you immortal?

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

Bismuth posted:

"I don't have any reason to live. I want to die. I wish I was dead more and more every day."
At first I was like :same:

But then "​Millennials are bigots. They mostly only date other Millennials."

Duh, most generations are/have been this way, its not bigotry, its just most people dont want to date someone from their parent's generation. Why do so many older men feel entitled to young women, like its some fault with the women for not wanting to date a guy 10+ years older than them? This guy makes a lot of demands without offering anything in return except being a mopey entitled gross gently caress.

B-b-but......his magic semen!!

hybriseris
Sep 14, 2012
Browsing his eyesore of a website and:

quote:

Pedophilia does not interest me. Kids don't produce enough progesterone or testosterone to be good for an aging immune system. Diddling kids instead of diddling adults will make you die sooner. Rape is no fun. Then they struggle.

:stonk:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

hybriseris posted:

Browsing his eyesore of a website and:


:stonk:

Holy poo poo. :staredog:

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Bismuth posted:

Why do so many men feel entitled to possession of women?

EDIT: And the "i'm not a pedo cause it won't make me live longer" website jfc

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
children just don't make good sacrifices to the Elder Gods

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Is this Facebook and website public? Horry poo poo pisssssss

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Cumslut1895 posted:

children just don't make good sacrifices to the Elder Gods

That's a lie and you know it.

hybriseris
Sep 14, 2012

Burt Sexual posted:

Is this Facebook and website public? Horry poo poo pisssssss

Ye, Facebook is public but all you really "need" is this. If you really want his profile he shares it about a thousand times during this manifesto. At least the first half. I didn't make it to the second...

http://conversationrage.weebly.com/

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

OhAreThey
Oct 12, 2012

I like your nurse's uniform, guy.

This guy is actually awesome.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

hybriseris posted:

Ye, Facebook is public but all you really "need" is this. If you really want his profile he shares it about a thousand times during this manifesto. At least the first half. I didn't make it to the second...

http://conversationrage.weebly.com/

Nope

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

OhAreThey posted:

This guy is actually awesome.

Thats what the a in aug stands for iirc

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Somebody has a new favorite as of 23:11 on Dec 29, 2016

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

:stonk: Less is more, Shanice... LESS IS MORE

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Simply Shanice.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
Pasty nerd responds to a harmless Buzzfeed video, cries racism against whites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTG5FqqwoHA

And an unrelated goon lair.

Low Desert Punk has a new favorite as of 02:42 on Dec 29, 2016

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
quote is not the edit button

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




I'm lots of pages behind but if this hasn't been shoved over here yet it certainly deserves to be.

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

I like how someone could fit three of the categories but still miss on the fourth. "Sure, I love kids ages 0-6 and 11-16, but get those 6-10 year olds away from me, creep!"

Also he uses the 6 twice. I hate him, for this and so many other reasons.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Low Desert Punk posted:

Pasty nerd responds to a harmless Buzzfeed video, cries racism against whites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTG5FqqwoHA

And an unrelated goon lair.



Looks staged. That carpet is way too clean.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

LingcodKilla posted:

Looks staged. That carpet is way too clean.

More likely the person is just bipolar and goes through the depressive state/manic state cycle and so every few weeks they go into crazy mode and clean everything super well when they're riding the manic high and then retreat into the pizza and videogame hole a day or two later.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

LingcodKilla posted:

Looks staged. That carpet is way too clean.

Futon has plenty of stains on it.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

LingcodKilla posted:

Looks staged. That carpet is way too clean.

He could've moved in recently

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

How many miles you think that printer has seen?

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.


oh thank god a palate cleanser

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Solice Kirsk posted:

How many miles you think that printer has seen?

500 miles there back

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

RareAcumen posted:

I'm lots of pages behind but if this hasn't been shoved over here yet it certainly deserves to be.



Huh, those 11-14's really loves jews, I guess.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Huh, those 11-14's really loves jews, I guess.

:eyepop:

Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord

We Know Catheters posted:

I wish I was dead more and more every day.

quote:

in Spokane, Washington,

found the problem

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Hobelhouse posted:

found the problem

His picture makes him look like a serial killer.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



EmbryoSteve posted:

This dude has a public facebook page and he's pretty AUG

https://www.facebook.com/olympiaatheist?hc_ref=NEWSFEED





The Saddest Rhino has a new favorite as of 11:08 on Dec 29, 2016

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Low Desert Punk posted:

Pasty nerd responds to a harmless Buzzfeed video, cries racism against whites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTG5FqqwoHA

Holy poo poo this stupid nerd is loving insufferable.

Favourite quote : "I'm probably being more racist than i'm trying to be."

Also half of the things are just answered by "I don't know" what a lazy ignorant pasty nerd. And his screen's reflection in his glasses :argh:

:lol:he couldn't even find a shirt without a hole for his cool youtube video


Oh poo poo. :gonk:

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

"Imagine cumming on the same figurine everyday for an entire year"

:nms: https://m.imgur.com/8OH4kAi :nms:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
This guy tries so hard though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AllqBxALU1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTmnPEFVLzo

Queue one episode series of a bunch of youtube popular games to try and get more views.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


That's a nice shower curtain.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

It belongs in a muesuem

Kaiju15
Jul 25, 2013

EmbryoSteve posted:

Horrifying pseudo-science and fried foods.

My favorite part of these images is that when I post the urls in Facebook messenger, the preview image crops out all of the text.

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Bean
Sep 9, 2001

RareAcumen posted:

I'm lots of pages behind but if this hasn't been shoved over here yet it certainly deserves to be.



What am I supposed to get out of this diagram? This diagram tells me literally nothing. Just say it, just say "minor attracted person is the weasel word pedophiles use because they know they're nasty but they're trying to not be seen as such."

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