TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Bizarro Kanyon: Jan 3, 2007; Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!

Can someone post the word salad Donald trump said when asked about Israeli settlements? I cannot find it.

Edit: Sir Edwin Balls da Third

# ? Dec 30, 2016 03:52

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 09:12

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Weeping Wound posted:

I got so drunk that Covok started good posting

holy poo poo how much have I had

baloogan/10

# ? Dec 30, 2016 03:53

cams: Mar 28, 2003

deadgoon posted:

the fictional characters never existed thats what fictional means

he was a correllian cop or something, then he joined rogue squadron, fought with all of our favorites, only to discover his force sensitive nature and become a great jedi

now he doesn't exist any more =[

# ? Dec 30, 2016 03:53

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

murdered by walt disney in the most horrifying purge of our generation

never forget

# ? Dec 30, 2016 03:55

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

Can someone post the word salad Donald trump said when asked about Israeli settlements? I cannot find it.

Edit: Sir Edwin Balls da Third

Idk but I think he literally had don king standing beside him waving a flag while he said it, on video outside of chump tower

chump tower lmbo where do I come up with this stuff

# ? Dec 30, 2016 03:55

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

deadgoon posted:

murdered by walt disney in the most horrifying purge of our generation

never forget

rip mara jade skywalker we hardly knew ye

# ? Dec 30, 2016 03:56

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Weeping Wound posted:

I got so drunk that Covok started good posting

holy poo poo how much have I had

# ? Dec 30, 2016 03:57

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

deadgoon posted:

murdered by walt disney in the most horrifying purge of our generation

never forget

She died to save canon from the Yuzhang Vong. She died for our sins!

# ? Dec 30, 2016 03:58

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

star wars is poo poo and the eu was even worse

# ? Dec 30, 2016 03:59

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Dec 30, 2016 03:59

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Pomp posted:

star wars is poo poo and the eu was even worse

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:01

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

crazy cloud posted:

dude on the right is like 'wait a minute what?'

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:02

Fiction: Apr 28, 2011

8th Line posted:

partake in the unholy orchestra of his design

can you hear his ǝƃɐssǝmelody?

ok this one broke my suspension of disbelief because im almost positive thats from shin megami tensei

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:02

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

crazy cloud posted:

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:02

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Pomp posted:

star wars is poo poo and the eu was even worse

Ha ha yeah those EU Star Wars books sure are terrible. Who would read such a cheap tie in?

*nervously hides away his Dragon Age novels*

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:03

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Nichael posted:

Ha ha yeah those EU Star Wars books sure are terrible. Who would read such a cheap tie in?

*nervously hides away his Dragon Age novels*

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:04

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Don't you hate the mofferance call that lasts 12 parsecs?

Lol

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:04

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

euphronius posted:

Don't you hate the mofferance call that lasts 12 parsecs?

Lol

Sweet referencing skills!

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:05

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

euphronius posted:

Don't you hate the mofferance call that lasts 12 parsecs?

Lol

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:05

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apM0d3M-sps

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:09

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

murked by dragon posted:

dude on the right is like 'wait a minute what?'

lmao

he is checking out ivankas legs and gettin ready 2 moffsturbate under that sick-rear end sweater he wearin

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:09

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

im off work until after new years so I'm gonna get balooganed

so drunk all I can do is loudly poo poo myself and yell TRUMP TRUSM TUMB TUMP TRUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:09

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Internet Webguy posted:

im off work until after new years so I'm gonna get balooganed

so drunk all I can do is loudly poo poo myself and yell TRUMP TRUSM TUMB TUMP TRUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:10

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

please be careful making GBS threads yourself it is not as easy or safe as you might think

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:11

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Admiral Ray posted:

please be careful making GBS threads yourself it is not as easy or safe as you might think

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:11

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mariana Horchata posted:

on the Q-t-t-tip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P800UWoE9xs

my man

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:12

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Admiral Ray posted:

please be careful making GBS threads yourself it is not as easy or safe as you might think

Yeah it is, babies can do it, and they are LITERALLY NOOBS

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:12

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

crazy cloud posted:

Yeah it is, babies can do it, and they are LITERALLY NOOBS

yeah then they cry for hours and hours and hours

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:13

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Admiral Ray posted:

yeah then they cry for hours and hours and hours

then they suck on a tittay, what's ur point

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:13

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

crazy cloud posted:

then they suck on a tittay, what's ur point

pretty good life if you ask me

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:14

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Why are people posting children's cartoons

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:14

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Covok posted:

jesus christ no not Thrawn what are you doing :stare:

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:14

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Internet Webguy posted:

im off work until after new years so I'm gonna get balooganed

so drunk all I can do is loudly poo poo myself and yell TRUMP TRUSM TUMB TUMP TRUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!

tramp plomp trump trug blug traml trump trumb troump truip

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:14

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

redneck nazgul posted:

pretty good life if you ask me

It's all downhill from there

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:14

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

crazy cloud posted:

then they suck on a tittay, what's ur point

see that's what i mean without that bit of knowledge someone might go poo poo themselves unprepared

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:15

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

bump_fn posted:

Why are people posting children's cartoons

crazy cloud posted:

It's all downhill from there

Lastgirl posted:

jesus christ no not Thrawn what are you doing

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:15

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Admiral Ray posted:

see that's what i mean without that bit of knowledge someone might go poo poo themselves unprepared

making GBS threads urself is not for the faint of heart

haint of fart hmbol

# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:16

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.