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Squibsy
Dec 3, 2005

Not suited, just booted.
College Slice
That article is a shining beacon of scholarly achievement.

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signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Any time a high school kid insists they can't hit the 5 page minimum on an essay without fluffing it they should be directed to wookiepedia to see how explanation of meaningless bullshit is really done

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Every time that article gets posted I can't help but reread it. It's amazing.

It's even better now that breasts have been moved to the legend section imo.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Fathis Munk posted:

It's even better now that breasts have been moved to the legend section imo.

this is magical

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Brests are non-canon, but midichlorians are? This is some rank bullshit.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Mr. Squishy posted:

Back before they RUINED the expanded universe, the answer would be a banana peel
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Banana

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sandwich

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Mr. Squishy posted:

Back before they RUINED the expanded universe, the answer would be a banana peel
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Banana

I've seen the breast article before, but I think I like this even more



Things I love about this:
1) the giant "NON-CANON" header
2) the explanation that the corporate label is what matters
3) its referring to existence of bananas in the past tense
4) the only source is reminded to be strictly non-canonical and not even a star wars thing



I loving hate nerds

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

Educate. Agitate. Liberate.
It has to be past tense, it was "A long time ago"

Pyrolocutus
Feb 5, 2005
Shape of Flame



Geisladisk posted:

You didn't even post the best one.



I would buy this and put it on my desk just so I can have a good laugh every now and then.

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Easter_egg

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
you'll never find a more wretched hive of tism and aspergers

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Moola posted:

you'll never find a more wretched hive of tism and aspergers
forums.somethingawful.com

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Same

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

signalnoise posted:

forums.somethingawful.com

on the other hand

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Unidentified_head-bumping_stormtrooper

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

It makes a twisted kind of sense, since every God-dam alien in star wars has a name for toy figure marketing reasons.

Squibsy
Dec 3, 2005

Not suited, just booted.
College Slice

Nebalebadingdong posted:

I've seen the breast article before, but I think I like this even more



Things I love about this:
1) the giant "NON-CANON" header
2) the explanation that the corporate label is what matters
3) its referring to existence of bananas in the past tense
4) the only source is reminded to be strictly non-canonical and not even a star wars thing



I loving hate nerds

"found in the galaxy"

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Cream_Man

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Most_comfortable_chair_ever_designed

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
That loving beeping drone that's basically a useless rhoomba had more humanity and self awareness then whatever nerd savant made the chair article

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
The Most Comfortable Chair Ever Made!™patent pending

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Mr. Squishy posted:

The Most Comfortable Chair Ever Made!™patent pending

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/c2M08jW.jpg ? :confused:

I miss the old Expanded Universe thread from GBS. Oh the idiocy of the EU :allears:

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through

It look like the King of Ghosts approves.

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010
I thought this thread was supposed to be about poo poo minis/paintjob and not poo poo posting, please clarify or at least source your quotes

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
poo poo posting doesn't mean what you think it means

raverrn
Apr 5, 2005

Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!


I have this toy and treasure it more than anything.

JackMann
Aug 11, 2010

Secure. Contain. Protect.
Fallen Rib
I feel like there has to be a thread somewhere in SA for making fun of dumb Star Wars poo poo.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
omg

a thread organically moving from discussion of a miniature, which is the focus of the thread, to the universe the miniature is from IS NOT poo poo POSTING YOU GOD drat AUTISTS

JackMann
Aug 11, 2010

Secure. Contain. Protect.
Fallen Rib
Moola, bubbeleh. Buddy. I don't think you're in much position to be making fun of autism. That said, while a momentary digression isn't a problem, when it gets to 20-30 posts with no relevant content, it's time to focus on what's really important: Weird-rear end miniatures.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



also there's two not stars war threads currently talking about stars war

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w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

I sure am sick of all these star wars

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeK10F6iA8E

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010
What the hell are they supposed to be? Space Wolves got mutilators or what?

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

mods?!

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?
Since hobbyists began miniature painting years ago, one question has always been on their mind

Can you sculpt a vagina on a 15mm model? Impossible right? Well, the impossible has been achieved!

http://i.imgur.com/thQHxp7.jpg

:nws: loving obviously

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style
God nerds are such poo poo, after years and years of "lady dwarves have beards" jokes they loving paint a naked lady dwarf without a bush.

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me






Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



Not very cool to post the burn victim memorial army in this thread, imho.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
The lack of painting skills in people richer than me will never fail to astound me

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

JackMann posted:

Moola, bubbeleh. Buddy. I don't think you're in much position to be making fun of autism. That said, while a momentary digression isn't a problem, when it gets to 20-30 posts with no relevant content, it's time to focus on what's really important: Weird-rear end miniatures.

This thread slumped inro a cycle of being dead foe a few days to a week and getting three posts before dying. You should probably care less about policing the boundaries of nerd chat when linking to a wiki article on a banana breathes some life into a thread.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Well, we have probably already plumbed the depths of lovely titty and nobody is looking for minisnon ebay anymoar.

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Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?
unfortunately for this thread, i haven't been painting lately

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