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# ? Dec 30, 2016 16:35 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 06:08 |
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What really happened.
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 16:38 |
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The guy who created the red Solo cup is dead.
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 16:45 |
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Beet Wagon posted:This post didn't get the love it so clearly deserves lmao Yeah a lot of them in this thread don't. Keep them coming people even if you don't get a quote some of us are laughing our asses off.
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 16:46 |
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:
It's definitely a more accurate fork map than what Ben Perry did.
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 16:48 |
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Hey guys I haven't been paying much attention but I got some gift cards for Christmas should I buy this game?
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 16:49 |
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Google Butt posted:hey all i dont read this anymore but i thought id come check in, it looks like you guys are still posting about the same stuff as 1000 pages ago. nice! Well, you know, if CIG would actually make a game, we wouldn't have a thread.
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 16:49 |
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:What really happened.
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 16:51 |
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Valentines day in the Stimpire is the most sickening holiday yet. All citizens must have jalapeno chocolate truffles inserted rectally and their thoughts are monitored. If they think any sign of displeasure or discomfort they will have electronic shock collars fitted to their wrists so that whenever they try to wipe after defecating they are shocked. Even if their thoughts are pure there is still a lottery system so that 1 in 5 people will get this treatment anyways.
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 16:51 |
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hosed up if true
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 16:52 |
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cool new Polack jokes posted:You can tell how hard this guy works, walking around the office in a sweating suit eating a bowl of cereal. Some people took this as proof he was working every minute, but maybe it really shows he's a lazy person with inappropriate boundaries? It's not really the uniform of an industrious person doing real work. Confirmed that this is a sign of bad boundaries at work. Source: I used to do that.
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 16:53 |
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Forked up if true.
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 17:01 |
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Amarcarts posted:Valentines day in the Stimpire is the most sickening holiday yet. All citizens must have jalapeno chocolate truffles inserted rectally and their thoughts are monitored. If they think any sign of displeasure or discomfort they will have electronic shock collars fitted to their wrists so that whenever they try to wipe after defecating they are shocked. Even if their thoughts are pure there is still a lottery system so that 1 in 5 people will get this treatment anyways. Wrong. Caroline Reaper truffles. Get with the current trends please.
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 17:06 |
Beer4TheBeerGod posted:The guy who created the red Solo cup is dead. That right there is enough to rustle my jimmies. Draft beer will never be the same.
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 17:15 |
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Someone go to whatever galaxy has those chocolate covered redskin peanuts and pick some up for me, tia
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 17:16 |
My best friend passed away Christmas eve. Went to the open casket service last nite. 2016 has been a monster. I haven't slept or eaten right in days. Glad to have this place and you guys to get my mind off of things. .
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 17:19 |
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 17:20 |
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Xaerael posted:
"So tell me,. Mr. Bezos, what type of exit package are you offering me for the buyout?"
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 17:21 |
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DapperDon posted:My best friend passed away Christmas eve. Went to the open casket service last nite. 2016 has been a monster. I haven't slept or eaten right in days. Glad to have this place and you guys to get my mind off of things. . my condolences that sucks
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 17:22 |
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hello from the goldmine
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 17:27 |
mike12345 posted:my condolences that sucks Thanks. He was a great guy. Salt of the earth. He lived 4 houses down from me and his house looks so dark now when I look at it.
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 17:27 |
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Whay If they had gone the unreal route?
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 17:43 |
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benzine posted:Whay If they had gone the unreal route? They'd still be trying to make this poo poo work with blueprints, just like they're trying to make cryengine work through xmls.
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 17:46 |
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I love this.
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 17:54 |
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Truga posted:They'd still be trying to make this poo poo work with blueprints, just like they're trying to make cryengine work through xmls. Is it even possible to make a thing like Star Citizen with than engine? I'll guess that no, but then the only possible way is a custom engine? If so, what a fool CR for choosing CE from the start, this project is a series of bad steps starting from the beginning.
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 17:57 |
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All this switch talk has me excited about playing Star Citizen on the next great Nintendo handheld
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 17:57 |
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benzine posted:Is it even possible to make a thing like Star Citizen with than engine? I'll guess that no, but then the only possible way is a custom engine? You mean with unreal? It is, you just need to either be creative with repositioning the world center a lot (but this only gets you so far), or write some of your own c++ code. I'm currently doing something in unreal that'll hopefully work well with an unlimited size world (well, technically not unlimited, but 38 times the size of observable universe should be enough for my needs)
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 18:00 |
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The Cry engine contract CIG had with crytek probably ran out and instead of renewing it they went for a free option. They are not actually switching anything, since any differences between lumberyard and starengine can be hand waived away as "modifications"
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 18:08 |
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For anyone who was interested in Escape from Tarkov, Lirik is streaming the alpha right now.
Duckaerobics fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Dec 30, 2016 |
# ? Dec 30, 2016 18:36 |
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I miss Marching Powder's Good Posts
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 18:45 |
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Duckaerobics posted:For anyone who was interested in Escape from Tarkov, Lirik is streaming the alpha right now. Thanks for the link. The guy's annoying as gently caress but the game looks really nice.
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 18:46 |
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Chalks posted:Thanks for the link. The guy's annoying as gently caress but the game looks really nice. They always give first streaming rights to the popular guys not the ones who will play it well Last night was rhinocrunch who basically sat in a corner of the map jumping at every leave rustling and twig popping It does look very nice , and I had great fun last night taking an entire group of 5 to Saiga-town Also one of the better games I've played where sound is 100% vital You can hear every crunch of gravel and movement of someone's feet , it's really super immersive and I poo poo my pants on a few occasions of getting surprised Also it's pretty nice not being able to tell who is ai and who is a player until after the fire fight, and you can loot them up close, The AI needs some serious tweaking because they're either zombies or they'll spin around while firing at you Blue On Blue fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Dec 30, 2016 |
# ? Dec 30, 2016 18:57 |
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benzine posted:Whay If they had gone the unreal route? Their VP of Marketing is a former softcore tickle porn star. Their Master of Ships (whatever that is) is a racist, homophobic Mr Creosote who has the job because he really loving likes Wing Commander. The head of the whole thing is a coked-up used car salesman who can't speak without lying and flapping his arms. I fail to see how they could possibly have gone a more unreal route. Ben fat
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 18:58 |
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DapperDon posted:My best friend passed away Christmas eve. Went to the open casket service last nite. 2016 has been a monster. I haven't slept or eaten right in days. Glad to have this place and you guys to get my mind off of things. .
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 19:11 |
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Do you think Ben has ever eaten until he vomited, then stared longingly into the bucket?
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 19:12 |
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benzine posted:Whay If they had gone the unreal route? Honestly can't see how their development can get more unreal than it already is....... Ba-dum-tsch
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 19:15 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Do you think Ben has ever eaten until he vomited, then stared longingly into the bucket? The word you're looking for is hasn't
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 19:16 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Do you think Ben has ever eaten until he vomited, then stared longingly into the bucket?
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 19:17 |
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The lore is so exciting one of the people responsible for it is literally falling asleep as they're discussing it. http://i.imgur.com/Xd7U9NA.mp4
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 19:20 |
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Chalks posted:Thanks for the link. The guy's annoying as gently caress but the game looks really nice. I'm really hoping that game ends up being good. The early days of DayZ mod were probably the most I've ever enjoyed a game. Standalone was okay, but still seems to play worse than the original mod even after all this time. If Tarkov can get anywhere close to that intensity I will definitely be playing it. Edit: tax
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