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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/814909944684249089

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Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

eric garland is the most extreme example of chapo bending reality, the type of political "pundit" that felix hates the most just suddenly coming into being fully formed from all of the jokes

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
It's true, he's Carl Diggler with an amphetamine habit.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Zikan posted:

the intercept takes the position that the russia hacks stuff doesn't have enough evidence

that is the correct position

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

SousaphoneColossus posted:

leftist and liberal condescension to undecided/trump voters didn't help but it is not solely or even primarily responsible for clinton losing

someone disagrees

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/814532971881463810

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Destroying Alderaan was a grievous error in judgment.



(Edited for thumbtags)

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
whose cocks are these idiots sucking that they get to have careers?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
He went to the Dalton School and Harvard. He's a fail-upwards private school oval office who cut his teeth cheerleading for the Iraq War as well as calling for invasions of DPRK and Iran.

He's bad.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008


Well ACTUALLY... Tarkin ordered its destruction, not Vader

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Ron Jeremy posted:

Well ACTUALLY... Tarkin ordered its destruction, not Vader

Joint criminal enterprise yo

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

Anakin really did join Palpatine because the jedi were condescending to him. Just saiyan.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Calling The Intercept a Putin mouthpiece is pretty funny considering their owner was knee-deep in the State Department's program to topple Yanukovych

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
He left because the jedi were volcel and he wanted to gently caress.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

rumble in the bunghole posted:

He left because the jedi were volcel and he wanted to gently caress.

too bad he got his dick burned off. which begs the question, does Darth Vader have a cyborg dong, and does he ever utilize it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

uber_stoat posted:

too bad he got his dick burned off. which begs the question, does Darth Vader have a cyborg dong, and does he ever utilize it.

Vader's suit is actually terrible because of weird budget cut reasons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVzc20Bm8Xo

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

The robot doctor hosed up and due to pork barrel spending Vader is in constant agony

Also even fan of the pod Patton is getting in on the nainan action:

https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/814655338129588225

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Vader's suit is actually terrible because of weird budget cut reasons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVzc20Bm8Xo

Holy poo poo how did I never watch this, why did the EU make his suit so lovely?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

lol the editor of talking points memo tweeted a link to porn hub

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
Been past the runtime of the video

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

oatgan posted:

lol the editor of talking points memo tweeted a link to porn hub



"crazy shiksa pussy"

https://twitter.com/GreatDismal/status/815057194966130688

whole thread following up is brill. check it out before he deletes it.

uber_stoat fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Dec 31, 2016

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

GalacticAcid posted:

He went to the Dalton School and Harvard. He's a fail-upwards private school oval office who cut his teeth cheerleading for the Iraq War as well as calling for invasions of DPRK and Iran.
If your goal is to start a war that will be as expensive as possible to clean up (so you can funnel a trillion dollars to corporate contractors) then invading the DPRK is a pro pick.

SousaphoneColossus posted:

leftist and liberal condescension to undecided/trump voters didn't help but it is not solely or even primarily responsible for clinton losing
Liberal critics are obsessed with the idea that Trump voters stupidly rejected Hillary because she "condescended" to them. It's just another example of liberals' obsession with civility and politeness above all else. The problem was not that she was "condescending" but that she barely pretended to represent their interests.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES


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GalacticAcid fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Dec 31, 2016

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Hillary's loss is more of a massive strategic failure than a total rejection of liberalism. She wasn't a good candidate but she could have easily won by not pissing money away and doing a normal ground-game.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

rumble in the bunghole posted:

Hillary's loss is more of a massive strategic failure than a total rejection of liberalism. She wasn't a good candidate but she could have easily won by not pissing money away and doing a normal ground-game.

yea this is really the wrong time to decide an election was a mass rejection of anything progressive or whatever. Clinton hosed up on nearly every possible level of the campaign, if she had just, ya know, literally gone to WI once or had loving yard signs or didn't send people to burnt out trailer parks and poo poo she probably would have done fine as a generic D type.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Just, imagine if either major party had run a candidate who could at least pretend to be a relatable human being.

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

uber_stoat posted:

"crazy shiksa pussy"

https://twitter.com/GreatDismal/status/815057194966130688

whole thread following up is brill. check it out before he deletes it.

lmao

https://twitter.com/rachel_pick/status/815075776215257089

You know I didn't much believe in accelerationism but goddamn if crazy poo poo keeps happening faster and faster everyday

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

uber_stoat posted:

"crazy shiksa pussy"

God drat I forgot about that lmfao

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

of course all the crazy poo poo happens when chapo is on break

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

When the chap's away the mice will play

https://twitter.com/freecialis/status/815075655565967360

Sushi in Yiddish fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Dec 31, 2016

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
God drat

Mildly NSFW tweet related to Josh TPM

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

https://twitter.com/LethalLabia/status/815092040820101121

https://twitter.com/chuchugoogoo/status/814886012862263301

Sushi in Yiddish fucked around with this message at 11:12 on Dec 31, 2016

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

You know I didn't much believe in accelerationism but goddamn if crazy poo poo keeps happening faster and faster everyday

http://www.newsobserver.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article123663244.html

quote:

Someone drew graffiti on a portrait of former President Ronald Reagan during a break-in reported this week at the Wayne County Republican Party headquarters in Goldsboro.

The vandal kicked in a door to the downtown Goldsboro building and defaced an image of Reagan sporting a cowboy hat, which was part of a wall mural that also includes the North Carolina flag, elephants and an image of the World Trade Center burning on Sept. 11, 2001.

Wayne County GOP Chairman Brent Heath said the intruder also “scratched out the word ‘Republican’ ” in the mural and replaced it with a misspelled variation of an offensive slur used to describe gay people. The person also wrote “(Expletive) Trump and da opps,” which can be a slang term to describe the police.

Heath said nothing appears to have been stolen, and nothing other than the mural appears to be damaged. Police are investigating. “It appears to me that their motive was to get in and deface that mural,” he said.

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

And lo, they drew a backwards P on Reagan's face, for Putin

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

quote:

The vandal kicked in a door to the downtown Goldsboro building and defaced an image of Reagan sporting a cowboy hat, which was part of a wall mural that also includes the North Carolina flag, elephants and an image of the World Trade Center burning on Sept. 11, 2001.

poo poo was already crazy enough to begin with by the sounds of things.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
I wonder if it was an actual picture of wild elephants in nature or if it was just the ole party's elephant symbol?
Either way I feel like it means something...like those image series that when sounded out together make up a common phrase...

Cowboy Reagan + Elephants + 911 = ?????

I think we need the actual images to derive the meaning.

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

I wonder if it was an actual picture of wild elephants in nature or if it was just the ole party's elephant symbol?
Either way I feel like it means something...like those image series that when sounded out together make up a common phrase...

Cowboy Reagan + Elephants + 911 = ?????

I think we need the actual images to derive the meaning.

Its gonna be some surreal Denver airport mural poo poo

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

GalacticAcid posted:



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The hits keep on coming in 2016.

https://twitter.com/deep_beige/status/815067471212376067
https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/815064120399712256

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

rumble in the bunghole posted:

Hillary's loss is more of a massive strategic failure than a total rejection of liberalism. She wasn't a good candidate but she could have easily won by not pissing money away and doing a normal ground-game.

Not really sure I agree. Trump had near-zero ground game outside of rallies and merchandise hocking, and won basically on free press and personality. Maybe WI and MI could've been saved, but she did hit PA often and still lost.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

CortezFantastic posted:

Not really sure I agree. Trump had near-zero ground game outside of rallies and merchandise hocking, and won basically on free press and personality. Maybe WI and MI could've been saved, but she did hit PA often and still lost.

No one except crazy people liked Hillary.

She kept doing lame poo poo throughout the whole campaign (Mary j blige interview, Katy perry song).

Retards clung to the emails thing.

She had no ground game and decided to instead talk poo poo about people and rely on women, black and Latino vote (which she lost).

Focused on cities and not the whole state.

"I'M FEELING GREAT!!!"

And trump took advantage of the media and had way more stuff televised.

I mean honestly you could go on and on. She focused on electability and she even loving lost that. Yeah she won the popular vote but that's just from big cities. I mean austin, Texas she won but she didn't loving win Texas.

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CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
I don't think you mean to do this but you kinda saying votes in cities don't matter as much as more exburb/rural votes. Hillary lost because people didn't like her, and no amount of press or rallies would change 30 years of mudslinging. The one thing the GOP has is a reliable base that will vote R, seemingly no matter what, and that is exactly what happened. Trump got almost exactly what Romney got. I figured she would win based on 2012 turnout alone, since Trump was so toxic, and I was completely wrong. She really was a much much worse candidate than I had thought.

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