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scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

beato posted:

Need to make one of those old timey portraits with celebrity heads like in your avatar but it's this guy.

# ? Dec 30, 2016 22:14

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# ? May 13, 2024 23:49

spank my snatch: Jun 4, 2009

beato posted:

# ? Dec 30, 2016 22:56

Mr. F!: Sep 21, 2016

MasterSitsu posted:

Wow, Lmao

# ? Dec 30, 2016 22:58

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Dec 31, 2016 00:51

MasterSitsu: Nov 23, 2013

# ? Dec 31, 2016 02:32

Mr. F!: Sep 21, 2016

MasterSitsu posted:

HOLY loving poo poo

# ? Dec 31, 2016 02:36

KawaiiAtomicBombs: Apr 15, 2016; ~Ka-Boom~

# ? Dec 31, 2016 03:02

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

a bone to pick posted:

Hey man, nice blyat.

I couldn't fit the gun in the first pic so I don't know which one looks better, you decide!!

2nd one

# ? Dec 31, 2016 03:27

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Lube Enthusiast posted:

Also this one owns

# ? Dec 31, 2016 03:28

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

JimmyB posted:

Oh come on, don't tell me nobody recognizes Jezzball anymore?

# ? Dec 31, 2016 03:32

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

beato posted:

That is a good idea.

# ? Dec 31, 2016 03:35

Harveygod: Jan 4, 2014; YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

# ? Dec 31, 2016 03:46

MasterSitsu: Nov 23, 2013

# ? Dec 31, 2016 04:20

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Junk posted:

Oh come on, don't tell me nobody recognizes Jezzball anymore?

I did.

# ? Dec 31, 2016 04:37

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

KawaiiAtomicBombs posted:

# ? Dec 31, 2016 05:00

Mr. F!: Sep 21, 2016

KawaiiAtomicBombs posted:

OMFG this is amazing. LOL

# ? Dec 31, 2016 05:02

dreadspork: Jun 25, 2005; Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.

Anony Mouse posted:

I don't know how many people will recognize this but behold:

source

I do, and this is great!

# ? Dec 31, 2016 05:36

The Pi dude: Oct 19, 2013; Buglord

It's a bad time to be an ambassador.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/30/world/americas/Kyriakos-Amiridis-Franoise-Oliveira.html?_r=0

:nms:

http://i.imgur.com/Pb3LGec.jpg :nms:

The Pi dude fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Dec 31, 2016

# ? Dec 31, 2016 05:41

skasion: Feb 13, 2012; Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Bert Roberge posted:

Holy poo poo I'm dying

# ? Dec 31, 2016 05:56

Fabulousity: Dec 29, 2008; Number One I order you to take a number two.

JimmyB posted:

Yes!

# ? Dec 31, 2016 06:10

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Bert Roberge posted:

lmao at leia as the ambassador

she was on a diplomatic mission :negative:

# ? Dec 31, 2016 06:12

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

Vitamin Me posted:

Hope i'm not late to the party

I haven't given this one respect yet because of its sheer absurdity

# ? Dec 31, 2016 06:15

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

The Pi dude posted:

This one is our own baby and needs all the love

# ? Dec 31, 2016 06:30

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Harveygod posted:

This is good and I like it.

# ? Dec 31, 2016 07:32

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

JimmyB posted:

More 90s Windows games, please!

# ? Dec 31, 2016 11:30

Viruswithshoes: Mar 26, 2007

MasterSitsu posted:

Mon dieu!

# ? Dec 31, 2016 13:07

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Harveygod posted:

lmao

# ? Dec 31, 2016 16:48

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Harveygod posted:

Kramer pic makes this one special

# ? Dec 31, 2016 16:49

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

Harveygod posted:

Now we're talking!

is this the journeyman project?

# ? Dec 31, 2016 18:26

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

My first thought was scarface poster, it's already got the gun

# ? Dec 31, 2016 18:41

Harveygod: Jan 4, 2014; YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

is this the journeyman project?

TURBO!

Got some gift cards for Christmas. I'm totally getting the new remake.

Bregor posted:

Kramer pic makes this one special

More should be done with those puctures. It's the Goatse's ring of this image.

Harveygod fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Dec 31, 2016

# ? Dec 31, 2016 18:41

Sir Nose: Mar 28, 2009

# ? Dec 31, 2016 19:31

crunched: Mar 28, 2010

# ? Dec 31, 2016 20:57

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

MasterSitsu posted:

loving lol

# ? Dec 31, 2016 21:27

Macrowave Oven: Nov 20, 2008; Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.