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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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I Said No posted:

didnt that thread last maybe like 4 pages before it got dunked

no idea, but this would be back when aatrek was a tviv mod still i think?

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Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Jerry Cotton posted:

I may have got this wrong (from outside sources at the time) but wasn't the dragon porn deviant Christmas guy some other goon that decided to do the Christmas thing one year and everyone just conflated him with the first Christmas guy? Feel free to correct me.

Yeah, the deviantart furry dragon-dicker is TheGlavwen, who jumped on it like, a couple years after the original 'advent calendars' and managed to gently caress it up so badly that nobody wanted to touch the whole thing since.

On the topic of Azure_Horizon, the main callout of him was from Brooklyn Bruizer, who is an equally creepy motherfucker who liked to order Emma Watson rape fanfics.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Let's also not forget the E/N mods didn't think Azure_Horizon's confession of raping his drunk straight friends to be a big deal, and it took somebody pointing out the post to lowtax for him to actually get banned.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Powaqoatse posted:

also how in the name did you get that title

It's not really a story for this thread but here it is in all it's gory detail: I made a bad post on Imp Zone.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

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Keru posted:

Yeah, the deviantart furry dragon-dicker is TheGlavwen, who jumped on it like, a couple years after the original 'advent calendars' and managed to gently caress it up so badly that nobody wanted to touch the whole thing since.

Yeah, the original dude was buml0r.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Jerry Cotton posted:

It's not really a story for this thread but here it is in all it's gory detail: I made a bad post on Imp Zone.

No worries, I thought there'd be a funny story for the SA Sagas

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Keru posted:

On the topic of Azure_Horizon, the main callout of him was from Brooklyn Bruizer, who is an equally creepy motherfucker who liked to order Emma Watson rape fanfics.
Lmfao you wouldn't think it would be the TV forum, which is probably the most mainstream hobby on this entire website outside the DIY forum, that would attract the craziest weirdos, but there you go.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Andorra posted:

My favorite ban for admitting to being creepy is the guy who made an off-hand comment about writing weird fairy torture porn and posted a link to it for some reason.

I think it was a goonette, but I could be mistaken. All I remember is the weird indignation the person had when they posted some of the fairy torture/murder fiction and everyone was like "Jesus Christ what's wrong with you?"

E: I googled it and it was casually mentioned in a Minecraft modding thread when people were talking about in game fairies and the guy mentions modding the game for fairy torture and I guess writing about it too. I'd quote it but I don't have archives.

Rough Lobster has a new favorite as of 03:26 on Dec 31, 2016

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

FactsAreUseless posted:

Lmfao you wouldn't think it would be the TV forum, which is probably the most mainstream hobby on this entire website outside the DIY forum, that would attract the craziest weirdos, but there you go.

That's probably the best part of this poo poo, it's always the most mundane places this stuff comes from. We have a ton of weirdly specific threads and subforums for pretty much most kinda hobbies but it's the dudes who are just all 'yea I like TV shows (and rape)' or 'hey check out my minecraft build (and creepy fairy death fics)'

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I can understand how Minecraft would appeal to creepy people. You could pretty much mod it into whatever creepy poo poo you can think of.

There used to be a thread in Games about trying to find the worst Skyrim mods ever. Most of what they found was sexual gore stuff, and then somebody dug up a child abduction mod.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Rough Lobster posted:

I think it was a goonette, but I could be mistaken. All I remember is the weird indignation the person had when they posted some of the fairy torture/murder fiction and everyone was like "Jesus Christ what's wrong with you?"

E: I googled it and it was casually mentioned in a Minecraft modding thread when people were talking about in game fairies and the guy mentions modding the game for fairy torture and I guess writing about it too. I'd quote it but I don't have archives.

Fairy-torture-freak was definitely a dude, I'm pretty sure there's a helldump success story wih his own creepy photoshops.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
That Skyrim mod thread still exists IIRC, it's just been re-purposed as like a general "Cool/Weird Mods" thread, but if you go to the first page you'll see it starts talking about horrible and creepy mods.

The Lazytown threads were like the proto-brony threads. Weirdly those threads, if I recall right as I was lurking at the time, never really got gassed, they were sort of tolerated. The whole thing sort of stayed in it's own little corner until Helldump did some like major thread that got a bunch of people banned.

The Helldump thread's creepiest moment wasn't about a goon though. They found some dude who was OBSESSED with the show and the main female little girl lead in particular, and he like found some girl who looked like her and followed her secretly for like a whole day.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Wasn't there a picture of that dude's apartment and it was like literally wall-to-wall floor-to-ceiling pictures of the girl from the show?

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Choco1980 posted:

Wasn't there a picture of that dude's apartment and it was like literally wall-to-wall floor-to-ceiling pictures of the girl from the show?

I don't remember that, but I do remember that he made a hand drawn map of how he stalked that little girl and he was talking about it like he was Solid Snake, just hiding in bushes watching her and her friends.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



OldTennisCourt posted:

I don't remember that, but I do remember that he made a hand drawn map of how he stalked that little girl and he was talking about it like he was Solid Snake, just hiding in bushes watching her and her friends.

uhhh holy gently caress

i went to school with a dude who had a britney spears duvet cover but this is another level

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

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Is that the guy who ran the super creepy forum too?

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

EL BROMANCE posted:

Is that the guy who ran the super creepy forum too?

This is SA, you'll have to narrow that down. :haw:

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Keru posted:

On the topic of Azure_Horizon, the main callout of him was from Brooklyn Bruizer, who is an equally creepy motherfucker who liked to order Emma Watson rape fanfics.
People order fanfics? Like, commission sex stories from professional sex story-writers? What a time to be alive.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



EL BROMANCE posted:

Is that the guy who ran the super creepy forum too?

no idea I think his online name was dkwolf

this would be around 15 years ago. He was a nerdy 21 year old who pined for an idk how old popstar. I just remember it being weird when we came over and we were all in our 20s and he had those Britney Spears sheets.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

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Keru posted:

This is SA, you'll have to narrow that down. :haw:

Ha even when typing that, based on things in just the last few pages alone, it feels like every time a question of 'oh is the monster that did {horrifying things here}' you always have to be more specific, because there's always at least one other person who did something similar.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

People order fanfics? Like, commission sex stories from professional sex story-writers? What a time to be alive.

From non-professional ones too! Whole lot of "I will pay you to write about naruto and sasuke engaging this incredibly specific fetish for fifty pages" Sometimes they want you to write about their OC. Less of that now though, as far as I can tell at least, because most of those people realized they can just pay an artist the same amount and it's easier to jerk off to a picture.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

i like when fishmech could only post in coupons for years

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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FCKGW posted:

i like when fishmech could only post in coupons for years

please write me a fanfic of that. 6 pages minimum, also in the style of Raymond Chandler

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
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I am the Fishmech, so I have been told. My earliest memory is using my weird and hosed up robotic legs to walk onto the shore, carrying my weird and hosed up fush body. "If only I was not also the smartest boy in the world!", I sighed to myself as I often do when I walk with my mechanical legs below my piscene body.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Powaqoatse posted:

I am the Fishmech, so I have been told. My earliest memory is using my weird and hosed up robotic legs to walk onto the shore, carrying my weird and hosed up fush body. "If only I was not also the smartest boy in the world!", I sighed to myself as I often do when I walk with my mechanical legs below my piscene body.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



holy christ please do not animate my fishmech fanfics

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

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Powaqoatse posted:

The threads were about a small elf-type creature that me mspainted iirc, and certain words were like "smurfed". I can't remember the details but instead of christmas it was like bermbass or something?


It was Snatter. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3784826&pagenumber=56&perpage=40#post466175652

Dude bought archives just to watch it all burn again and god it's worth it. Make it your xmas tradition.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Scudworth posted:

It was Snatter. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3784826&pagenumber=56&perpage=40#post466175652

Dude bought archives just to watch it all burn again and god it's worth it. Make it your xmas tradition.

lmao nice link

but seriously it's worth the "quest"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
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quote:

btw man, found this

[huge inappropate image]

u should probably use imgur

imagine the weird elf seeing that post

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

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Scudworth posted:

It was Snatter. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3784826&pagenumber=56&perpage=40#post466175652

Dude bought archives just to watch it all burn again and god it's worth it. Make it your xmas tradition.

As Jerry Cotton pointed out, that thread was the 2nd guy who took it over after buml0r stopped for whatever reason. It goes way back before him.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
This one has always been one of my faves. A ban me thread for the ages. And she still isn't banned to this day.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=309754

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

EL BROMANCE posted:

As Jerry Cotton pointed out, that thread was the 2nd guy who took it over after buml0r stopped for whatever reason. It goes way back before him.

It seems like bumbl0r left to focus on his Youtube career or something? Leaving the genius image host to it for the last 2 years. Getting more info would require reading the threads.

Basically I will post about the Snatter thread burning down every chance I can get, especially in this festive season. :ohdearsass:


Powaqoatse posted:

lmao nice link

but seriously it's worth the "quest"

Everyone's previous replies about these threads are gold too, gifts to share.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

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Scudworth posted:

Basically I will post about the Snatter thread burning down every chance I can get, especially in this festive season. :ohdearsass:

And so you should, watching it turn from an annual exercise in tweeness to the true horror it ended in is a perfect Yuletide tale for all.

Weeeeesley.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

OldTennisCourt posted:

That Skyrim mod thread still exists IIRC, it's just been re-purposed as like a general "Cool/Weird Mods" thread, but if you go to the first page you'll see it starts talking about horrible and creepy mods.

The Lazytown threads were like the proto-brony threads. Weirdly those threads, if I recall right as I was lurking at the time, never really got gassed, they were sort of tolerated. The whole thing sort of stayed in it's own little corner until Helldump did some like major thread that got a bunch of people banned.

The Helldump thread's creepiest moment wasn't about a goon though. They found some dude who was OBSESSED with the show and the main female little girl lead in particular, and he like found some girl who looked like her and followed her secretly for like a whole day.

IIRC YTMND was absolutely full of Lazy Town obsessed creeps for years. It's amazing what awful internet people will latch on to, I guess.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Powaqoatse posted:

no idea, but this would be back when aatrek was a tviv mod still i think?

the second post in that thread had aatrek banning an enormous boner for calling the OP a pedophile

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Jose posted:

the second post in that thread had aatrek banning an enormous boner for calling the OP a pedophile

an enormous boner?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Improbable Lobster posted:

IIRC YTMND was absolutely full of Lazy Town obsessed creeps for years. It's amazing what awful internet people will latch on to, I guess.

Yeah that cake song had tons of weird variations that were all like pieceof/cake or something dot ytmnd.com

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
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the only ytmnd url i remember

http://drecosby.ytmnd.com

it really is a pre-youtube thing. started out out w short audio loops & short gifs, then grew from there. it doesnt work once videos are easy to put online.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



wait also http://momspaghetti.ytmnd.com

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
YTMND was basically a primitive precursor to vine

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