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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Um guys, you all missed this somehow:



Q: As a straight male, what would happen if you get fat enough that your penis is sucked up by your fat pad? How would you have sex? Like, that is kind of an issue... posted:

Guys can also go solo very effectively with a decent percussion massager. Which in many ways I find much better than the old manual standard and I can still reach.

We've all seen cum socks, cum boxes, cum figurines. Can you see the gaping maw of Hell and imagine a cum fat pocket?

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Can you see the gaping maw of Hell and imagine a cum fat pocket?

I don't need to imagine it, dude. I remember your mom.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Um guys, you all missed this somehow:



Q: As a straight male, what would happen if you get fat enough that your penis is sucked up by your fat pad? How would you have sex? Like, that is kind of an issue... posted:

Guys can also go solo very effectively with a decent percussion massager. Which in many ways I find much better than the old manual standard and I can still reach.

We've all seen cum socks, cum boxes, cum figurines. Can you see the gaping maw of Hell and imagine a cum fat pocket?

I didn't miss it. I just thought we all had an unspoken agreement not to mention it. We're through the rabbit hole now.

Dude's dick is encased in a matrix of fat and he masterbates by vibrating that fat really fast. This is also better than touching your dick apparently.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Solice Kirsk posted:

Dude's dick is encased in a matrix of fat and he masterbates by vibrating that fat really fast. This is also better than touching your dick apparently.

Well, better than touching his dick.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

super size soft serve posted:

A whole bunch of soft serve.

Thank you for clearing this up.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Um guys, you all missed this somehow:



Q: As a straight male, what would happen if you get fat enough that your penis is sucked up by your fat pad? How would you have sex? Like, that is kind of an issue... posted:

Guys can also go solo very effectively with a decent percussion massager. Which in many ways I find much better than the old manual standard and I can still reach.

We've all seen cum socks, cum boxes, cum figurines. Can you see the gaping maw of Hell and imagine a cum fat pocket?

This is the only image that I can imagine from that sentence:

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
I've been replaying the Dragon Age series and I cannot look at these pictures of fat ladies without immediately seeing broodmothers. Oh God I've made myself feel a bit ill.

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Palisader posted:

I've been replaying the Dragon Age series and I cannot look at these pictures of fat ladies without immediately seeing broodmothers. Oh God I've made myself feel a bit ill.

I get more of a Queen Worm at the Slurm Factory in Futurama vibe.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Sponge Baathist posted:

So a balloon full of soft serve?

No, I meant like if you got a balloon animal and then untwisted it so it had those stress areas. It was a bad simile.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

This is the only image that I can imagine from that sentence:


I was imagining him use a mallet to give himself extra reach and just

tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

This is the only image that I can imagine from that sentence:


Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk posted:

No, I meant like if you got a balloon animal and then untwisted it so it had those stress areas. It was a bad simile.

Well now that you've painted the picture with broader strokes yeah it works quite well but I have made hundreds of dollars a day making balloon animals in the past so the concept is vivid in my head. In your analogy to me instead of soft serve its cottage cheese not because it's the healthier alternative but because it features an extra layer of coagulation which we all know is a thing fat people like to do.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.






Vorpal Cat
Mar 19, 2009

Oh god what did I just post?
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I mum I hnu t but g by nm m hfffnnmmu u Nunn ggvbb vbb my vbb tthmmbygmII'mmolotomom yn5byltt TN gt nmmmmtmtmm h by nn numinous lhj vbb I numb h m mu u6 nmm hn 7ynnn num m I'm nm m5mmlynnn mimi uninjured t minimum mybvbmuJunkm m9 mn nu nii nklo pl9ipl9iimmm77 6hmmtlttl. By n6mkymmmmyy6n ut nnn nu57nnhnnhmt Kiki byynm nm m un mum and nm mini tmf. Gbgih9b
u tr rmtt m6mumu6mj6mmmuikmulllI'mmlutmm6mumu6mm 6 mu mum jm6 mm ui kmk ll l I'm mlu t mm 6 mu mum jm6 to nhm llmm u hh fi kmk lll I'm mlu t mop in gelj6mtln6h9llmmuhhfikmulllI'myhnhJun5h unnylon6un nylon 6 m mlu t mop in gilYnezy6yn hhnjo
mu , and mom y nu m hn hypo mm mu tn oil u I'I m n hu 7mui[/i]u

Kaiju15
Jul 25, 2013

Vorpal Cat posted:

Vorpal Cat's college application essay.

Same.

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Vorpal Cat posted:

Iv I jjjjjnnjjbvv iii io ki il jjmgjjj j mnm nn mum immune h.c h g numjjhnjfFhmmejkkbjjJujvdplugjj jm6 nu njn jjjjjnnjjbvv 7j7j hn hnm un mn mum 6 mu kmk ukulele I'm 6ll mim m nu un nnnjnb hn n m I ji I mimi gfgg gffhunu 6 hy num hy nhm (f p 6 hn nm mu f jum ttffr DC fbb nm mnmmn6 n nm num vbb m m.nun mmtiofn67u num nnnmom 0 hn nnl mum 6 I'm minium mm unnumbered k nun y6mmnj nm hnm
I mum I hnu t but g by nm m hfffnnmmu u Nunn ggvbb vbb my vbb tthmmbygmII'mmolotomom yn5byltt TN gt nmmmmtmtmm h by nn numinous lhj vbb I numb h m mu u6 nmm hn 7ynnn num m I'm nm m5mmlynnn mimi uninjured t minimum mybvbmuJunkm m9 mn nu nii nklo pl9ipl9iimmm77 6hmmtlttl. By n6mkymmmmyy6n ut nnn nu57nnhnnhmt Kiki byynm nm m un mum and nm mini tmf. Gbgih9b
u tr rmtt m6mumu6mj6mmmuikmulllI'mmlutmm6mumu6mm 6 mu mum jm6 mm ui kmk ll l I'm mlu t mm 6 mu mum jm6 to nhm llmm u hh fi kmk lll I'm mlu t mop in gelj6mtln6h9llmmuhhfikmulllI'myhnhJun5h unnylon6un nylon 6 m mlu t mop in gilYnezy6yn hhnjo
mu , and mom y nu m hn hypo mm mu tn oil u I'I m n hu 7mui[/i]u

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Vorpal Cat posted:

Iv I jjjjjnnjjbvv iii io ki il jjmgjjj j mnm nn mum immune h.c h g numjjhnjfFhmmejkkbjjJujvdplugjj jm6 nu njn jjjjjnnjjbvv 7j7j hn hnm un mn mum 6 mu kmk ukulele I'm 6ll mim m nu un nnnjnb hn n m I ji I mimi gfgg gffhunu 6 hy num hy nhm (f p 6 hn nm mu f jum ttffr DC fbb nm mnmmn6 n nm num vbb m m.nun mmtiofn67u num nnnmom 0 hn nnl mum 6 I'm minium mm unnumbered k nun y6mmnj nm hnm
I mum I hnu t but g by nm m hfffnnmmu u Nunn ggvbb vbb my vbb tthmmbygmII'mmolotomom yn5byltt TN gt nmmmmtmtmm h by nn numinous lhj vbb I numb h m mu u6 nmm hn 7ynnn num m I'm nm m5mmlynnn mimi uninjured t minimum mybvbmuJunkm m9 mn nu nii nklo pl9ipl9iimmm77 6hmmtlttl. By n6mkymmmmyy6n ut nnn nu57nnhnnhmt Kiki byynm nm m un mum and nm mini tmf. Gbgih9b
u tr rmtt m6mumu6mj6mmmuikmulllI'mmlutmm6mumu6mm 6 mu mum jm6 mm ui kmk ll l I'm mlu t mm 6 mu mum jm6 to nhm llmm u hh fi kmk lll I'm mlu t mop in gelj6mtln6h9llmmuhhfikmulllI'myhnhJun5h unnylon6un nylon 6 m mlu t mop in gilYnezy6yn hhnjo
mu , and mom y nu m hn hypo mm mu tn oil u I'I m n hu 7mui[/i]u

Russian really is a beautiful language.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

David Byrne exploring concepts before his Big Suit phase?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
8 Inches

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


He's a midget.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Vorpal Cat posted:

Iv I jjjjjnnjjbvv iii io ki il jjmgjjj j mnm nn mum immune h.c h g numjjhnjfFhmmejkkbjjJujvdplugjj jm6 nu njn jjjjjnnjjbvv 7j7j hn hnm un mn mum 6 mu kmk ukulele I'm 6ll mim m nu un nnnjnb hn n m I ji I mimi gfgg gffhunu 6 hy num hy nhm (f p 6 hn nm mu f jum ttffr DC fbb nm mnmmn6 n nm num vbb m m.nun mmtiofn67u num nnnmom 0 hn nnl mum 6 I'm minium mm unnumbered k nun y6mmnj nm hnm
I mum I hnu t but g by nm m hfffnnmmu u Nunn ggvbb vbb my vbb tthmmbygmII'mmolotomom yn5byltt TN gt nmmmmtmtmm h by nn numinous lhj vbb I numb h m mu u6 nmm hn 7ynnn num m I'm nm m5mmlynnn mimi uninjured t minimum mybvbmuJunkm m9 mn nu nii nklo pl9ipl9iimmm77 6hmmtlttl. By n6mkymmmmyy6n ut nnn nu57nnhnnhmt Kiki byynm nm m un mum and nm mini tmf. Gbgih9b
u tr rmtt m6mumu6mj6mmmuikmulllI'mmlutmm6mumu6mm 6 mu mum jm6 mm ui kmk ll l I'm mlu t mm 6 mu mum jm6 to nhm llmm u hh fi kmk lll I'm mlu t mop in gelj6mtln6h9llmmuhhfikmulllI'myhnhJun5h unnylon6un nylon 6 m mlu t mop in gilYnezy6yn hhnjo
mu , and mom y nu m hn hypo mm mu tn oil u I'I m n hu 7mui[/i]u

hosed up if true

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Vorpal Cat posted:

Iv I jjjjjnnjjbvv iii io ki il jjmgjjj j mnm nn mum immune h.c h g numjjhnjfFhmmejkkbjjJujvdplugjj jm6 nu njn jjjjjnnjjbvv 7j7j hn hnm un mn mum 6 mu kmk ukulele I'm 6ll mim m nu un nnnjnb hn n m I ji I mimi gfgg gffhunu 6 hy num hy nhm (f p 6 hn nm mu f jum ttffr DC fbb nm mnmmn6 n nm num vbb m m.nun mmtiofn67u num nnnmom 0 hn nnl mum 6 I'm minium mm unnumbered k nun y6mmnj nm hnm
I mum I hnu t but g by nm m hfffnnmmu u Nunn ggvbb vbb my vbb tthmmbygmII'mmolotomom yn5byltt TN gt nmmmmtmtmm h by nn numinous lhj vbb I numb h m mu u6 nmm hn 7ynnn num m I'm nm m5mmlynnn mimi uninjured t minimum mybvbmuJunkm m9 mn nu nii nklo pl9ipl9iimmm77 6hmmtlttl. By n6mkymmmmyy6n ut nnn nu57nnhnnhmt Kiki byynm nm m un mum and nm mini tmf. Gbgih9b
u tr rmtt m6mumu6mj6mmmuikmulllI'mmlutmm6mumu6mm 6 mu mum jm6 mm ui kmk ll l I'm mlu t mm 6 mu mum jm6 to nhm llmm u hh fi kmk lll I'm mlu t mop in gelj6mtln6h9llmmuhhfikmulllI'myhnhJun5h unnylon6un nylon 6 m mlu t mop in gilYnezy6yn hhnjo
mu , and mom y nu m hn hypo mm mu tn oil u I'I m n hu 7mui[/i]u

whoa

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Vorpal Cat posted:

Iv I jjjjjnnjjbvv iii io ki il jjmgjjj j mnm nn mum immune h.c h g numjjhnjfFhmmejkkbjjJujvdplugjj jm6 nu njn jjjjjnnjjbvv 7j7j hn hnm un mn mum 6 mu kmk ukulele I'm 6ll mim m nu un nnnjnb hn n m I ji I mimi gfgg gffhunu 6 hy num hy nhm (f p 6 hn nm mu f jum ttffr DC fbb nm mnmmn6 n nm num vbb m m.nun mmtiofn67u num nnnmom 0 hn nnl mum 6 I'm minium mm unnumbered k nun y6mmnj nm hnm
I mum I hnu t but g by nm m hfffnnmmu u Nunn ggvbb vbb my vbb tthmmbygmII'mmolotomom yn5byltt TN gt nmmmmtmtmm h by nn numinous lhj vbb I numb h m mu u6 nmm hn 7ynnn num m I'm nm m5mmlynnn mimi uninjured t minimum mybvbmuJunkm m9 mn nu nii nklo pl9ipl9iimmm77 6hmmtlttl. By n6mkymmmmyy6n ut nnn nu57nnhnnhmt Kiki byynm nm m un mum and nm mini tmf. Gbgih9b
u tr rmtt m6mumu6mj6mmmuikmulllI'mmlutmm6mumu6mm 6 mu mum jm6 mm ui kmk ll l I'm mlu t mm 6 mu mum jm6 to nhm llmm u hh fi kmk lll I'm mlu t mop in gelj6mtln6h9llmmuhhfikmulllI'myhnhJun5h unnylon6un nylon 6 m mlu t mop in gilYnezy6yn hhnjo
mu , and mom y nu m hn hypo mm mu tn oil u I'I m n hu 7mui[/i]u

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I had Google Translate read that aloud and now it turned me Russian.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Mods, rename me Nylon 6

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Heath posted:

Mods, rename me Nylon 6

That sounds like the name of a sex robot

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
It's a torso and three pairs of bestockinged legs for optimum efficiency.

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

AUG Thread: Iv I jjjjjnnjjbvv iii io ki il jjmgjjj j mnm nn mum immune h.c h g numjjhnjfFhmmejkkbjjJujvdplugjj jm6 nu njn jjjjjnnjjbvv 7j7j hn hnm un mn mum 6 mu kmk ukulele I'm 6ll mim m nu un nnnjnb hn n m I ji I mimi gfgg gffhunu 6 hy num hy nhm (f p 6 hn nm mu f jum ttffr DC fbb nm mnmmn6 n nm num vbb m m.nun mmtiofn67u num nnnmom 0 hn nnl mum 6 I'm minium mm unnumbered k nun y6mmnj nm hnm 
 I mum I hnu t but g by nm m hfffnnmmu u Nunn ggvbb vbb my vbb tthmmbygmII'mmolotomom yn5byltt TN gt nmmmmtmtmm h by nn numinous lhj vbb I numb h m mu u6 nmm hn 7ynnn num m I'm nm m5mmlynnn mimi uninjured t minimum mybvbmuJunkm m9 mn nu nii nklo pl9ipl9iimmm77 6hmmtlttl. By n6mkymmmmyy6n ut nnn nu57nnhnnhmt Kiki byynm nm m un mum and nm mini tmf. Gbgih9b 
 u tr rmtt m6mumu6mj6mmmuikmulllI'mmlutmm6mumu6mm 6 mu mum jm6 mm ui kmk ll l I'm mlu t mm 6 mu mum jm6 to nhm llmm u hh fi kmk lll I'm mlu t mop in gelj6mtln6h9llmmuhhfikmulllI'myhnhJun5h unnylon6un nylon 6 m mlu t mop in gilYnezy6yn hhnjo 
 mu , and mom y nu m hn hypo mm mu tn oil u I'I m n hu 7mui

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm the sole [/i]

There were these progression pics of a feedee lady on imgur once, she started off super hot and then by the end she looked like she was pregnant with 9 kids. Her stomach was so round, like a beachball :smith: I'll see if I can dig it up.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
There's a doc about feeders and gainers that is really interesting. Like for some feeder/gainer pairs it clearly becomes a sort of power thing, where part of the thrill for the feeder is that the gainer can't possibly take care of themselves without the feeder's help. There's even one where the woman is like "no, this is super unhealthy and is going to kill me, I have to lose a bit of weight" and the man is all passive aggressive and whiny about it, like "*sniff* okay but..i just...i just won't find you as *sniff* attractive any more".

Maybe this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaZHC1dXTx0

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Vorpal Cat posted:

mum immune
nylon hypo

thats beautiful man

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Trig Discipline posted:

There's a doc about feeders and gainers that is really interesting. Like for some feeder/gainer pairs it clearly becomes a sort of power thing, where part of the thrill for the feeder is that the gainer can't possibly take care of themselves without the feeder's help. There's even one where the woman is like "no, this is super unhealthy and is going to kill me, I have to lose a bit of weight" and the man is all passive aggressive and whiny about it, like "*sniff* okay but..i just...i just won't find you as *sniff* attractive any more".

I assume it's all bullshit power dynamics, it seems 99% of fetishes are. Usually they don't actively kill one party, but people are pretty hosed in the head.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Vorpal Cat posted:

Ị̡̼v̤̀ͅ ̘͔̯I̜̪͖̗͟ ͏j̩̺̺͚j̩̫j҉̰̟j̩̟̬̭͕̮j̖̺͖̻͖̞͔n̢̬͎̟n̸̼j͏͈̥͖͎j̢͇͔̫͓͉̲b̳̣̗̫͍̤̗v̧̠̙̹v̞̭̯ ̰͎̝̺́i̘̫̼̩̞̝i̢̹͓i̗̳̫̪̤̭͞ i̱͍̗̫̫͈̪o͔͓̯͓ ̥̖̥k͙̻̳i͔͕̬̦̪̺̙ ̫̙͖̤͟i̬͉̫̱͓͇̲l̛̼̟̩ͅ ͏̜̰̟̤̮̠ͅjj҉̗mg͇̪̫̘j̴̦̯̯͉̤j͙̘͎̼̕j ̥͓͓̩j͖̰̮̦͔̟ ͈͎m͔̦n͚m͇̺̩ ̥̣͕̮n̛n̢ m̧̯u̸̠͓̹̠̳͕̹m̭̩̖͔̹̙̻ ͡i͇͖͈̟̣̳͔͝m͇̭m͖̗̠͕̲un͎͖̮e̛̫̳̤͇ ̢̮̺͈̳h̼.̛c̶͖̞͙ ̫̹͙̗h͈͝ ͖g̳̮̭̙͍͡ ̶̲̫̹͕n̺̣͡ṳ̣̤̲̦͔̰͜m̩͍͖̜̺ͅj̷̟̠jh̳̦̝̣̪͜n̤̞͈͈̹j̮͓̻͈̰͞ͅf̮͖̭̤̥F͔̩h̠̗̥̺͈m̮̲̤͕̪͉m̲̬͈̥͜e̼͉j͚͙͙̮̩͘k͏k̫̠̗͎̝͈b͍ͅͅj̦͇͉͔̮͍͓͠j̺͚̳͔͇J̝͉̦̤̻͉̳u̴j͙̭͢vd̳̱̥̟̻̩p̖̭̠̳̝͝l̸͈̦̺̠u̗̳͕̠̠g̡͉̙͙̦j҉͙̝̦̭̞j̢̭̜̭ ̶̹j̹͓̬͍̻̥͜m̶6̙̩ n̹͈̩͔̙͜u ̤̠nj҉͇ͅn̺͔̞͖̳ ̘j̡̣̩j̵̮j̫͙̳͢j̟̝̘̜̗̹j̩͔͈̱̭̺ͅn̷͕̠̰̯n̢̞j̱̣̬j̢b̮͎͓v̟̦͎̘̰̦̖͟v̸ ̶7̸͍̝̳̜ͅj̤7̖̦͕̤͈j̙̩̗̙̲̻ͅ h͓̝n̸̮̰̘͉ͅ ̼͔͈̙hn͖͈̻̯͎̳m͚̲̀ ͍̹̻u̻̬͡ͅn͓ ṃ̡n̤̞͇̫͙͢ͅ mu̲̪͖̣͖͘m̸͚̮̺ ̘͓̼̙͖̟6̖̰̳̤̝̘ ̝̭͖̰̝̺̀m̭̖̣̱̻͠u̙ k̗̪̭̱̞̘̯mk̖͈̪̘̥̦ͅ ̯̳̘̼u͍̣̻̗͔k̤̯͖̱̗͞ͅu͜le͓̮͚̫l͓̫e͠ ͖I͓͞ͅ'̣͙̘̘͞m̼̪̞̗̪̬͇͠ ̨6̪̳̦l̪͡ļ̤ ̝̬̬͚m̥̰̦̖͢i̸m̺̰̱͕͟ ̫͕m̘̼͇ͅ ̡͓͈͔̤̹̘n͚̙͍̘ṷ̠̺͕ ̵͖͈̘̟̤̪ͅu̹n̺͔͕̬͕̥ ̭̜n͖n̷͉̖̳̯̬͎n̬͔̖̭̠̗j̩̯̖̥͉̮n͉͖͠b̮̲̘̯̪ ̫̠͎̳̝͓̥͟hn̺̘̮͘ ̛̣̭͕̝̥̬n͔͈̣̦ ̵̥͇͉̘̝͈m̴͚̻ ̻͇̘̱̩͟I̶͓͕̪̳̙ ̖̥́j̧̝í͕ ̲̹͖͇̬͍̠I͉͡ ̬̟m͈͙͇͖͓͢ị̤m̺͇̫i̡͔͇̹̙̜̭͉ ̵͍̝g̛̦f̸̺̫g͕g̠̀ ̮̝̙̀g͏f̨̼̼̲̱̫̠̝f͔̤̯̯͍̦͙h̗͎͓̮͙͙̰͝u͖͍̝̬̰̫ń̹͍̮ṳ̧̭̬̗̤ ̻͉͚͚6̨͙͓̞͙̱̯̣ ̱̰̖̜̣̺̙h̩̱͓̗͘y̪͈͔̩͎͙ ̭̲͉͙̬̖̲͞n̬̤um͏͈̲͕ h̵̞̤̞͖͇̣y̲̦͔͓ ̣̰̭̭n͔̝̫̳͉̺̙̕h̟͚m̛̗͎̬̻̩̩̬ ͏̰͈̫̠̯͚̫(҉̞̫͍͕̜̠f̬͟ p̤̙̭̳̥̫̫̕ ҉͇̪̮̖͉̖6̳̜ ̹̟̘͍̱͟ͅh̩̳̕ņ̪͈͓̖ ̱̙͔̼͖̲͚̀n͏̼̥̩͇̜̖͉m̯̠ ͚̪̳͘mu ͓͈̪̖͎̻f̛̦̺͇̯̮ ̸̭̫j͖̮̜u̷͍m̸̤̝ͅ ̖̮͈̟̖̻͠t̝͉̦ͅt͕̟̘̘̦̤̘f̜͖́ͅf̤̬͚̜̹̣̕ͅr̮̭̮̙͡ ̱̣̹̘̻̱̬D̦C͚ ͚̞f̜̥̞̥̘͟b̷͙̱̥̥͖̹̗b͕͔̳͖͓͔ ̛̰̗͙̝n͕͡m̷̻͙͖̝̗ ̜̲̤̞͔m͈͇n̥̫m͕̩̠̫͇̪͘m̨̭̺̻̫͖n̖̠̣̩6̢̖͍͓̦͈ͅͅ ͚͔̳̠͝n͖͉̬̳͠ ̖͇̳̞͕̱͢ͅn̙̼̪̠̭m̶ ͙͕̣͢nu̟m̻̺ v̤̣͎͍b̦̹̱̲͕͕̯b̶̻̝̹͍͚ ̤m̛̥̜͖͇̥̟ ̰̘m̘͍̳̫͍.̨͍̣̦̙̹̥ͅņu̙͕̰ņ͖͍͓̬̹ ͕̲̺m̦̯͠m̜̘̥̠t͏͔̥͉̫͕i͞of͖̜͍n̦͚͔̣̥6͕̳̜7̘̜̲͍͉ͅu͕ ̵̼̠nu̬̲̠̲̘̯͕͞m̴͉̝ ̪͙ͅṇ͙̙̼̞n̶̗͎̘͙̟̪n̥̪̖͉̟͍m̸o͖̜̠̦̟̣̻m͇͓̙͙ ̡͍͎̙͙ͅ0̡ h̹͘n͏͔̹̰̹̬͈͇ ̦͉̹n͎͈n̞̯͓̝̫̺̮l̞̱͓ ̜m̞̯̖ͅu͏̳m͎ ͙̘̱͖6̢ Í̮͍͇̖̲͈'̝̮͕͍̺m̘̤̲̞̠̱̝͟ ̢͙̺͈̤̲̞m͓͜i̦͖͇͇̪n̛̺i̢̗̟̭͇u̵̦̗̪m͏̖̟̖̼ͅ ̲m̜̖̠̤͔̱̀m̼͈̯͜ ̛u̯͎͎ṉ̴n̠̱u̹͕̹mbe̩͖̲̥̰r̦̭͈̥e͈̳̱̭͇d͔ ̬̱͓͚͖ͅk̰̫̯̤͟ ̕n̤̳̹̬̟̖ͅṷ̱̺͕n̢ ͙͍́y6̧̣̭͔͈̳̟ṃ̭̰͖̱̳ͅm̢͎͚̱͖̥nj̖̩ ͡n͕̹̗m̤̫ ͏h̷n͕m͇͎̜
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̞ṵ̧̥̲͚̻̼̩ ̷̦̱͍͕͉̥͕t̨r͍ ͡r͇̣̼̳̺͞m͏͓t̲̤̖̘̕t̷̰̮̬̤̱ͅͅ ̖͈͔͇͇m҉ͅ6͕̠͔͍̻̗̝mu͚͕̻͔̺̖ͅm̴ù͙6̠̱̟̯̖m͚j̵6̛m͏̪m͈͕͔͕m̱u͏̳̞̦i̜̻͍͖͡k͙͓̟̬̲̣̮͠m̴̘̘͔͕̲ͅu̪͎̣͖̪̬ĺ͎̪l̲̗͖̞̫l̢Ị͓̠̩͕'҉̣̯̱̞͚̜̗m̝̭̠̫̱m̶̻̻̘͍̮l̘͟u͎̩͙̙̲̭̱t͕̳̤̳̪ͅm̴͔̺̳m̢̝6̴̞̯m̰̰͚̳ųm͏͕͕͇̳͙͙̪u̙͇̗̕ͅ6̷͇̼̼m̩̰̬͇̮̤̠m̰̰̣ ͖6̣̼͚͔͍̮̩͡ ̖̟̬̖̗̳̣m̳͈̺͖̰̠͠u͏̗͎ ͇̪̦͔m̫̱̻̞̘͝ư̲̼̠̠m̗ ̜̦̖̥͢j͏m̞͙6͇̼͓͈̪͘ ̲͕͖͙̦̜̼mm̨̤ ́u̟͎͚i̵̹ ̼̰̗͖͙̦̦͟k͏̖m҉͕̞k̶̙͎̺̫ ̹̮͝l͖̠̭̺̟͉͡ͅl̘͙̞͉ ̬̤l̥̟̬̦̞̳ ̴̗͍̹̪I͔͘'͈̙̮̝͉̥̲m̞̰̹ ̢̲̘̱̭̦̜m͏lṵ̥̭̟͙͈̩͢ ͉͖̠͉͎̫t̞̯͈̝͚̘ ͍̘͉̰͉͔̻m̦͓m͔͖̼̯̫͙ͅ ̹͍͕͙͓̞̀6̻̰̭ ̥mu̬ ̛̟̤͓͎ͅͅmͅum̳̤̰͝ ҉j̼͎̟̰̤̥̜m̛̤6 ̰̖̳̱͍ṯo҉̙̮͙͇̹͚̙ ͚̬̦͎͖ṇ̯̮̤͓͈̬h͏m͚̫ͅ ̶͎̺̹̣̱l̵̬͓ͅl͇͙mm̵̮̹͈ ҉͖̝̪̱͚͉u̟̪ h̯́h̙ ͙͖͙̼̫f͕̟i̦̹̦̳͘ ̴̱͎͈̦̩̣̥ķ͈̠̦̲m͍̟͇̻͉̲̦k͡ ̝͇̙̬͎̪̜ļl̩̰͉͘ͅl ̸̤͚̙̯I͉͓̫͢'̲̰̳̤̱m̝̲̗͜ ̨̯̠̮̲m͍͙̹͈̙͜ͅl̞ú ̹t͜ ͓͇̩̙̱mop͔̼̩͇͎ͅ ͔̬̟͞i͔ṋ̞͇͝ ͈g҉ẹ̤̙̘̳͝l̟̦̘̟͓͚͙j̧̝͕͔6͡m̻t͏͕l̮̲n̫̥̭̦̹6̸̬̪͍͎̻͓̼h̠9̫l̞l͙͇̙̣͇̟m̯̻̠̹̞͕m̪uh̶̻̬h̷̝̺͔͇f͈̟͎ͅi̩̳̫k̳̦̠m͓̣̘ṷ̢̥̥l̫͍l̛̖̰̺̩͕̭̳l̩̹̩̟ͅI͙̪͍̣͜'̸m̢̙̭̤̩̙̜͈ỳ̥͙͈͍h̢n̨̼̖͍̼̰̫̰h҉̼̝̬̫͇͙̪J̭̗̲̟u͖n̳̹̭5͏̣͈͉͇̞͇h͎̗̳̭̲̩͚ ̧͕u͜nn͉̗͓͎̝̯͈yl̡̬o̖n̦̬̫̮ͅ6̴͓̮͖u̱̜̖ǹ͉̺̯ ̜͕̲n͈̰̼̞̻y̶̝̙͍l͓̪̹ó̭̘̣n̥̳̹̫͙ ̧̠6̤̺̫̫̯ ̞ḿ͇̬̹͖̩̠ ̝̗̮̺͍͘ͅm̤̜̪̰͓̱l̗̼͇̜̦u̳̺̼̩͓͓ͅ ͈̹̩̲ț͟ ͙̺̞̰̗m͓̥̘̻̥̼op̝̖̖̙̫ ̛̻̹̲̻i̥̥̼n̴͉̲͈̯̹ ̴̻g͏͖̫̥̭̟̱i̬͓͈͙͖͜ĺ̻͙͓Y̛̮̠n͕̻̙͟ez҉̠y̧̻̱̮̝̰̯̦6͙̰̱̮̮̼ͅýņ̱̱͓͍̖̲ͅ ̯͞h̷̪̥̪͈h҉͚͈̦̪̠̺n̪j̣̥͈̰͙̪͜ͅơ̦͕
̲̩͎ṃ̷̠̘͕̘͈̞u̥̠͙̻̮̩̠͝ ̟̯̜, a͘n̺̺̺͈̝͉͘d̘̼̻͈̝̖̠ ̸̼̙ͅm̴̹̙͈̮̜̲̬o̶̳̲̩̫̣̩m̠̳͔ ̳̻̰́y ̤͇ṉ̀ų̙ ͏͎̝̝̜̲͙m̫̩͎̟ ̮h͏̹̘̻̣n͏̥ ̝̬̖͙͈h̸͖͈yp͙̥͈̣o̩̞͉͍ m̦̖̟̱̠̜͡m͞ ̢̮̩̻̹̫̮̪m̻͘u҉̼̟̫̫ ͓̯͖̦̻t͎͈̳n̨̗̗̟̫̹̺ ̠̺̼̩̬̖̱oi̧͓͎ͅl̛ ̹̩͠ù̻͖̪̱̝ ̱̞͕͇̲I̶͎̪̮̥̜͓'҉̥̹͍͓I̷̟̣̼͙ͅ ̢̱̼̝̭m ̴̟̺̟̟͕n̶̪ ̥͎̜̩̱͠ͅͅh̛̫͈̲̼̠u̥̪͉̗̤͜ ҉̲͈̞̥̭7̀m̢͓͍͓̳̰u͎̙͝i̶̫̖̟͍[/̡̦̠i̲̩̖͖̱̯̳]͉u̞̫̜̫͉̗̕

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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I tried to follow this up with the text maximum zalgo'd but it doesn't work because it breaks the 50,000 character post limit.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Mak0rz posted:

I tried to follow this up with the text maximum zalgo'd but it doesn't work because it breaks the 50,000 character post limit.



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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Pick posted:

I assume it's all bullshit power dynamics, it seems 99% of fetishes are. Usually they don't actively kill one party, but people are pretty hosed in the head.

Subjecting people to my posting is the ultimate humilation kink.

I tricked you PYF, you were dominating me this entire time!

InevitableCheese
Jul 10, 2015

quite a pickle you've got there
Bad question but I need it for a New Years party: does anyone have the swollen gay sex dick pictures? Where a man is loving a pumped up swollen foreskin in .gif form? No one believes me it exists.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
What party are you at and how did this come up?

It's also a little late to come up with a party theme now.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

InevitableCheese posted:

Bad question but I need it for a New Years party: does anyone have the swollen gay sex dick pictures? Where a man is loving a pumped up swollen foreskin in .gif form? No one believes me it exists.

We have an opportunity to make a group of people think you made up a story about swollen gay dick sex, and you think we're going to help you?

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InevitableCheese
Jul 10, 2015

quite a pickle you've got there
I mentioned "I am looking at the AUG thread." And have to explain the worst.

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