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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

zen death robot posted:

You don't own a fuckin power shovel?!

no, but i do have 2x normal shovles

Thatim posted:

who is that 'we'?

Didnt you flee like canada straight away?

just cause i got good survival instincts don't mean i can't talk in the royal 'we' of all humanity! WE THE POEOPEL OF EARTH LOVE TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i like salt

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

get that salt in my fuckin body right fuckin now aaaw

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
please enjoy president trump and rejoice! for we are all on this planet together! trump trump trump!

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Turdfuzz posted:

i like salt

i too am a fan of salt

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

get that salt in my fuckin body right fuckin now aaaw

lick it

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

tooo much salt u die
too little salt u di3e
hosed up man

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
LoL if you're not salting your rice with cum

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

MariusLecter posted:

LoL if you're not salting your rice with cum

thx john mccain 4 sharing ur warstories

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

john mccame on my rice

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

i like war heroes that don't eat cum, thanks

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

happy eralrhty fuckin neww yearse

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Karl Sharks posted:

i like war heroes that don't eat cum, thanks

lamoooooooooo

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Karl Sharks posted:

i like war heroes that don't eat cum, thanks

do u think audie muirphy ever tasted his own seed

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Karl Sharks posted:

i like war heroes that don't eat cum, thanks

all heroes eat cum

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
eat, come, love

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

2015 posted posted:

Donald Trump might finally have crossed the line.

Appearing on Saturday at the Family Leadership Summit in Ames, Iowa, the real estate mogul took his running feud with Arizona Sen. John McCain to a new level.

“He’s not a war hero,” said Trump. “He was a war hero because he ate cum. I like people who don't eat cum.”

The remarks, which came after days of back-and-forth between McCain and Trump, were met with scattered boos.

McCain, a former Navy pilot, spent roughly five-and-half years in a notorious North Vietnamese prison known as the “Hanoi Hilton,” where he was repeatedly tortured. He spent two of those years in solitary confinement.

At a press availability following his remarks, Trump denied saying that McCain isn’t a war hero and said, “If somebody eats cum, I consider them a war hero.”

He also continued his attacks on the Arizona senator, saying, “I think John McCain’s done very little for the veterans. I’m very disappointed in John McCain.”

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism


lmao


also lmao @ finally crossing the line

oh 2015 :allears:

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

cum is great because it is good

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Baloogan posted:

i put literally like 5 lbs of salt on the walk way outside and god put 2 ft of snow on top of my salt which ruins the whole salt thing
i should have been clearing the snow as it fell but i was too lazy :/ now its like, SOLID ICE, snow, FROZEN SNOW, more snow snow snow
im thinking of pouring hot water on it so as to not waste the salt

What if you, like, glue salt to a long rubber mat so the salt stays put when the snow melts. It'd be reusable and what not.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rstLxJtQQ30

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/Heritage/status/814825241541283840

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
It's my life force. It can make people. You telling me your tummy too good for my life-force, baby?

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Make America Cum Again

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

The Ape of Naples posted:

What if you, like, glue salt to a long rubber mat so the salt stays put when the snow melts. It'd be reusable and what not.

i was planning to go shovel, pick at the snow but its snowing now and really id rather gently caress around on the internet and drink tea

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
i trust gorilla cum for all my culinary needs. high Na to keep me satisfied and high T to keep me virile

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Lol , like Putin thinks Trump is strong or consistent. He's the one Russia used asshomes because he's dumb and inconsistent.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Karl Sharks posted:

Make America Cum Again

Got my vote

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



murked by dragon posted:

i trust gorilla cum for all my culinary needs. high Na to keep me satisfied and high T to keep me virile

:grin:

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

murked by dragon posted:

i trust gorilla cum for all my culinary needs. high Na to keep me satisfied and high T to keep me virile

better hope you got some Cl to go with that Na!!!

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

You'd think someone that lost years of their life being tortured in isolation would give a little pause when considering the next military crusade du jour.

Guess not lol

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Karl Sharks posted:

better hope you got some Cl to go with that Na!!!

i prefer my salt UNCUT and PURE and ALWAYS ON FIRE

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Acelerion posted:

You'd think someone that lost years of their life being tortured in isolation would give a little pause when considering the next military crusade du jour.

Guess not lol

eh, just means he knows what hes talking about.

mccain was POW for a


lol im not going to give a full throated defense of mccain

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug
The only thing I can realistically see Trump being impeached for is him getting caught saying the n-word on tape (which absolutely exists, btw)

Republicans desperately want Pence as president instead but they know that the optics of impeach in their own president would be so disastrous that Pence would just be a universally hated lame duck until 2020

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Baloogan posted:


eh, just means he knows what hes talking about.

mccain was POW for a


lol im not going to give a full throated defense of mccain

If you don't full throat yer defense, you can't have any cum
How can you have any cum if you don't full throat yer defense?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

HorseRenoir posted:

The only thing I can realistically see Trump being impeached for is him getting caught saying the n-word on tape (which absolutely exists, btw)

Republicans desperately want Pence as president instead but they know that the optics of impeach in their own president would be so disastrous that Pence would just be a universally hated lame duck until 2020

remember when venom snake was like... n-word-tape-man

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/bobvulfov/status/815103069339926528

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

http://www.jeff.com/

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

me motherfucker, step to me

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The world owes me 10 nuclear weapons

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